From Deadspin's Why your team sucks, Bills edition:

"It’s a Canadian city, minus all the things that make Canada nice. All the hell of Canadian winter and all the economic despair of the Rust Belt! YAY! "
- jcragcrumple

Sounds like someone who has never been within the city limits to me.

We have hockey, but there is no moose or polar bear epidemic here.

Sounds like someone who has never been within the city limits to me.

We have hockey, but there is no moose or polar bear epidemic here.
- RhinoFan

His line about the metro rail was good:

"There’s a subway that runs under a single street and that represents the apex of that city’s modernity. Buffalo is like if Detroit collapsed but no one cared. It’s what Pittsburgh would’ve been if Pittsburgh never admitted that steel was over."

His line about the metro rail was good:

"There’s a subway that runs under a single street and that represents the apex of that city’s modernity. Buffalo is like if Detroit collapsed but no one cared. It’s what Pittsburgh would’ve been if Pittsburgh never admitted that steel was over."
- jcragcrumple

It's not bad. The hate is strong in this one, but you're right he does have a certain flare when going about it.

NEWS | We have signed forward @mylespowell94 to a one-year @theahl contract.

Try this every time you get the chance.

1 big ice cube. Two drops fee brothers bitters. Heaven.

And by chaser I mean the opposite of what most people do.

You start with the beer, and then sit back with a long slow sipping whiskey.
- Der Kaiser

Beer -> Whiskey. No issues here! Haha. Thanks for the bitters tip.

Thought this was going to be some "on the hunt" crap with wild turkey or fireball. Thanks goodness.

Beer -> Whiskey. No issues here! Haha. Thanks for the bitters tip.

Thought this was going to be some "on the hunt" crap with wild turkey or fireball. Thanks goodness.
- 51_Killer

I read it as a hot red head. Nice..

Sounds like someone who has never been within the city limits to me.

We have hockey, but there is no moose or polar bear epidemic here.
- RhinoFan

Not sure what he's talking about either. From the bias of Toronto, I can get, but we lump Buffalo into the surrounding burbs as well.

Step a few blocks out of Toronto, and it's nothing special.. Dont mind that industrial dump what is called Hamilton. You can't even find a good town on the Erie side. Port Colborne is full of inbreeds that trickle in from Dunneville.

At the end of the day, his job is to troll the fan base of these teams, and can't blame him. Gives us something to talk about.

I hear RJ calling a game in the future
".....less than a minute to go, the Sabres are really putting on the pressure! Eichel takes a shhottt! Save! Rebound, scramble!...the puck pops free, It's loose in the slot! Pecker sliding in from the blue...HE SCORRRRRRES! PECKER SCORRRRRRES!
Migh-tay Pecker bangs it home!!...and we are going to oooooverrtiiime!!!"

Not sure what he's talking about either. From the bias of Toronto, I can get, but we lump Buffalo into the surrounding burbs as well.

Step a few blocks out of Toronto, and it's nothing special.. Dont mind that industrial dump what is called Hamilton. You can't even find a good town on the Erie side. Port Colborne is full of inbreeds that trickle in from Dunneville.

At the end of the day, his job is to troll the fan base of these teams, and can't blame him. Gives us something to talk about.
- 51_Killer

I bought my dog in Dunneville. Can confirm

Beer -> Whiskey. No issues here! Haha. Thanks for the bitters tip.

Thought this was going to be some "on the hunt" crap with wild turkey or fireball. Thanks goodness.
- 51_Killer

Fireball. Jesus.

I'm 54 years old - I'm not in the "Fireball" lifestyle any more. I got nothing to prove, and on the weekends I'm trying to relax.

In my entire life, I have had 6 shots of fireball. And 4 of them were on one night.

Fireball. Jesus.

I'm 54 years old - I'm not in the "Fireball" lifestyle any more. I got nothing to prove, and on the weekends I'm trying to relax.

In my entire life, I have had 6 shots of fireball. And 4 of them were on one night.
- Der Kaiser

Fireball seems like swill

So does Red Stag, but I like it.

Can't judge.

I bought my dog in Dunneville. Can confirm
- jcragcrumple

Didn't know they trained service dogs up there?



Sorry, that wasn't funny. I'll just go.

Didn't know they trained service dogs up there?



Sorry, that wasn't funny. I'll just go.
- RhinoFan

Yeah, it was a pointless purchase. He only knows the metric system, and I don't know it at all.

Fireball. Jesus.

I'm 54 years old - I'm not in the "Fireball" lifestyle any more. I got nothing to prove, and on the weekends I'm trying to relax.

In my entire life, I have had 6 shots of fireball. And 4 of them were on one night.
- Der Kaiser

i have had fireball on a few occasions.. usually its because some tool brings it and i end up finishing half his bottle just to be a jackass.. but yeah its not anythign i would ever buy

If I want to feel the burn from a shot, I'm shooting jamo.

No man - you're an add.
- Der Kaiser

yay....I can play too

I hear RJ calling a game in the future
".....less than a minute to go, the Sabres are really putting on the pressure! Eichel takes a shhottt! Save! Rebound, scramble!...the puck pops free, It's loose in the slot! Pecker sliding in from the blue...HE SCORRRRRRES! PECKER SCORRRRRRES!
Migh-tay Pecker bangs it home!!...and we are going to oooooverrtiiime!!!"
- Ratsreign

nice take

If I want to feel the burn from a shot, I'm shooting jamo.
- 51_Killer

Sine metu

Sine metu
- RhinoFan

Fireball. Jesus.

I'm 54 years old - I'm not in the "Fireball" lifestyle any more. I got nothing to prove, and on the weekends I'm trying to relax.

In my entire life, I have had 6 shots of fireball. And 4 of them were on one night.
- Der Kaiser

I had a 65 year old step up to my bar asking for fireball. Ageless liquid fun I guess.

If I want to feel the burn from a shot, I'm shooting jamo.
- 51_Killer

It aint Old Grandad.

So, this. This is what happens when the official Ottawa Senators twitter page makes a post about a number change.

Fireball seems like swill

So does Red Stag, but I like it.

Can't judge.
- RhinoFan

I don't know why anyone drinks Fireball, if you want cinnamon whiskey then Jack Fire is the way to go.

I don't know why anyone drinks Fireball, if you want cinnamon whiskey then Jack Fire is the way to go.
- CoHo_to_B-Lo

I remember when the Fireball shot girls came to every bar on Hertel for a week straight. Really forced it upon everyone. That's likely why everyone shoots it instead.

Then when Jack Fire was introduced, they just dropped a fancy chilled dispensing machine for the bottle. You really had to go, "what is that?" because they didn't do a good job pushing the new product.

Heads up, Middlingstats is Highstats

https://theathletic.com/4...aker-in-the-truest-sense/
- TheSabresTaco

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