My 9 year old is now in charge of the family finances.

Swedes are to blame for you to be out of shape ?
- Xizord

Yes, yes they are.

This is my new excuse anyway.

My 9 year old is now in charge of the family finances.
- golfingsince

I don't know how this could go wrong.

Yes, yes they are.

This is my new excuse anyway.
- deadpoulet

it's the meatballs.

how was i supposed to stay in shape?

I don't know how this could go wrong.
- deadpoulet

daddy set the bar pretty low I think

it's the meatballs.

how was i supposed to stay in shape?
- kicksave856

I'm a vegetarian. Can I still blame them?

I'm a vegetarian. Can I still blame them?
- deadpoulet

probably not.

most of the vegetarians i know have no one to blame but themselves.

I don't know how this could go wrong.
- deadpoulet

they've invested heavily in hockey cards and bubble gum.

I'm a vegetarian. Can I still blame them?
- deadpoulet

vegan meatballs are all carbs dude

they've invested heavily in hockey cards and bubble gum.
- kicksave856

bubble gum futures in 2019 bro

bubble gum futures in 2019 bro
- Fountain-San

lol

bubble gum futures in 2019 bro
- Fountain-San

Do these still exist? They were awesome

That's a lot of questions but I'll answer as best as I can. First of all, Kudos to you for even knowing that there IS a difference!!

Miss USA is mostly about looks. There are three phases of competition all weighted equally - evening gown, swimsuit and interview.

Miss America is more about the total package. There are five phases of competition - Talent at 35%, Interview at 25%, Evening Gown at 20%, Swimsuit at 15% and On Stage Question at 5%.

There are three things that really make the Miss America system different...there is a talent portion, the interview is much more intense and, most importantly, it provides millions of dollars in scholarships not only to the winners, but runner ups, preliminary winners, etc. every year.

Neither system is necessarily "better" than the other. They are just different. There are girls that are successful only in one system, but there are many that crossover and are successful in both.

Hope this explains it
- Symba007

Thanks Symba

ok....

might I suggest this then


- Xizord

Is that an escalator for getting into an SUV?

I don't know how this could go wrong.
- deadpoulet

At first I was opposed to the pony but I’m starting to come around.

Is that an escalator for getting into an SUV?
- Aetherial

- Pat1993

This is scary creepy

That's a lot of questions but I'll answer as best as I can. First of all, Kudos to you for even knowing that there IS a difference!!

Miss USA is mostly about looks. There are three phases of competition all weighted equally - evening gown, swimsuit and interview.

Miss America is more about the total package. There are five phases of competition - Talent at 35%, Interview at 25%, Evening Gown at 20%, Swimsuit at 15% and On Stage Question at 5%.

There are three things that really make the Miss America system different...there is a talent portion, the interview is much more intense and, most importantly, it provides millions of dollars in scholarships not only to the winners, but runner ups, preliminary winners, etc. every year.

Neither system is necessarily "better" than the other. They are just different. There are girls that are successful only in one system, but there are many that crossover and are successful in both.

Hope this explains it
- Symba007

Ass GM of the Sens R. Lee just resigned.

At first I was opposed to the pony but I’m starting to come around.
- golfingsince

You come around the pony? Are you behind the pony? What are you doing with that pony!?

You come around the pony? Are you behind the pony? What are you doing with that pony!?
- deadpoulet

Feeding it. It’s really good with all the puppies and kittens we just bought.

You come around the pony? Are you behind the pony? What are you doing with that pony!?
- deadpoulet

You sound excited about the endless pony-sex possibilities

You sound excited about the endless pony-sex possibilities
- Pat1993

Well, there is not much going on with the Habs.

Well, there is not much going on with the Habs.
- deadpoulet

- Pat1993