This was a fun read for a slow news day - don't listen to the grumpy old
men!

Most of these items can be irritating, but I can live with most of it, except:

1) Bob Cole: why oh why. Sure he's a legend blah blah blah. Give the guy a banner or something and retire the man already. He's a complete idiot!

2) Why is it that you can skate full tilt at the net and smash into the goalie, yet if the puck goes in, it's a goal. Why is that? Why?