I'm gonna give birth to Bono soon.
- Zezel

I am now the Leafs ref.
- AdamFrench

What color is your whistle?

What color is your whistle?
- Glak18

Chartreuse

Chartreuse
- AdamFrench

The color of used toilet water?

What a great year he had last year, who's the last Leaf with 100+ point season? With JVR he should stay up around that 90 points mark


On that note, Tavares is gonna kill it this year....which makes me sad
- LeftCoaster

The craziest thing . . .only Sittler and Gilmour have ever reached the 100pt mark. Both twice.

The color of used toilet water?
- Glak18

A fitting choice in my opinion.

74 Kureks!
- AdamFrench

I google image searched 'Randy Marsh poop' because I was gonna post something...those results are a day's entertainment.

Did mapes already get rebanned?

Did mapes already get rebanned?

- Feeling Glucky?

He's doing hard time in a federal penitentiary.

Did mapes already get rebanned?

- Feeling Glucky?

thank god

although im sure he has many more accounts

Giroux sucks. I wouldn't take that guy on the Leafs for free. Terrible hockey player.*









*Please note: if he is wearing a Team Canada sweater, my opinion of him obviously changes. He is an incredibly creative hockey player.
- Atomic Wedgie

I guess you're lucky that Team Canada doesn't bring him along very often, then. Always taking that bum Tavares ahead of him for some reason.

I guess you're lucky that Team Canada doesn't bring him along very often, then. Always taking that bum Tavares ahead of him for some reason.
- GreatGigInTheSky

Taxes.

What about Spezza as the 4c?

What about Spezza as the 4c?
- Arctic_AARDVARK

a moratorium on ex-Sens joining the Leafs... particularly overpriced slow ones.

4th center will be The Goat, Josh Jooris or Par Lindholm

and that moratorium covers Vermette

a moratorium on ex-Sens joining the Leafs... particularly overpriced slow ones.

4th center will be The Goat, Josh Jooris or Par Lindholm

and that moratorium covers Vermette
- BorjeFan4Ever

Vermette should be covered by the “no godawful, useless players” ban.

Mike Augello: Top 25 Leafs Prospects - #8 and 9
- mikeinbuffalo

for some reason, these guys come off as career AHLers to me

What about Spezza as the 4c?
- Arctic_AARDVARK

he would need to be on speed every night to keep up with the pace of the game the Leafs play at.

Vermette should be covered by the “no godawful, useless players” ban.
- Feeling Glucky?

He's so (frank)ing bad.

I watch a lot of hockey. Like, a stupid amount. After the Leafs, the Ducks are at the top of the list. He's done. If he gets signed by any team, they'll regret it.

- dmnted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDNtqy0zjJA

Man. I really don't understand how to post a direct video. I've tried and it just don't work.

He's so (frank)ing bad.

I watch a lot of hockey. Like, a stupid amount. After the Leafs, the Ducks are at the top of the list. He's done. If he gets signed by any team, they'll regret it.
- GreatGigInTheSky

That about covers it for most of the remaining vets out there who’s names have all bern tossed out as possibly a fourth line guy or bottom pairing dman for the team.

None of them should be brought in.

brain freeze

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDNtqy0zjJA

Man. I really don't understand how to post a direct video. I've tried and it just don't work.
- GreatGigInTheSky

brain freeze
- Zezel

- dmnted

Blended coconut milk, frozen mixed berries, frozen bananas and maple syrup into a frozen treat. Brain freeze was so bad I started to think Tavares wasn't elite. I learned my lesson. I'll do it again.