That's funny. It's also the kind of thing that fueled Crosby to improve.
- Scoob

Sort of akin to Seth Myers and Barack Obama completely clowning Donald Trump at the White House Correspondents Dinner.

We need to start some arguments. Doesn’t have to be hockey related.
- arichardson22

A hot dog is an overrated sandwich that is enjoyed by Brayden Schenn, who compliments his hot dogs with pretzels because they are the greatest snack food.

Re Hexy’s FA contracts: AMac was Homer. Outside of Wiese, I can’t point to one bad long term FA signing by Hextall. And, with the cap now approaching 80 million, Horseface’s 2.35 isn’t really a big deal.

OTOH, the deals he did with Ghost and Coots may well be the best bargains in the NHL.

Bill Meltzer: Quick Hits: Provorov, WJSS Wrapup, Ginning, Wylie, Kalynuk and More
- bmeltzer

Provorov 8 years 66M

I said it a couple weeks ago, and it holds true today. Provy will get 8 years and 62-66 million and in 3 or 4 years other teams will be cursing the fact that our #1 Dman is signed to a long term deal with an aav under 10 million.

A hot dog is an overrated sandwich that is enjoyed by Brayden Schenn, who compliments his hot dogs with pretzels because they are the greatest snack food.
- jmatchett383

Voracek overrated this post

Voracek overrated this post
- BiggE

I'm just glad he didn't view it as a personal attack.

A hot dog is an overrated sandwich that is enjoyed by Brayden Schenn, who compliments his hot dogs with pretzels because they are the greatest snack food.
- jmatchett383

But what if you have a pretzel dog? Is that a snack or sandwich? Would Brayden still enjoy?

But what if you have a pretzel dog? Is that a snack or sandwich? Would Brayden still enjoy?
- arichardson22

A pretzel dog is the same thing, you're just using a replacement-level bun.

I know Provorov's agent will use what other top defensemen are getting and I'm sure Hextall will pay Provorov according to his value to the team.

So in that regard he IS their Doughty, Subban, EK, Hedman, OEL, etc. He's at least getting 8AAV IMO.

A pretzel dog is the same thing, you're just using a replacement-level bun.
- jmatchett383

I’d like to counter. A pretzel dog is more of a Stromboli than a sandwich. May the rioting begin.

Faces

very underrated band

Faces

very underrated band
- Scoob

yours is overrated

yours is overrated
- YuenglingJagr

based on the feedback I've gotten personally, that hurts

Consider me on team under $7.5 million aav and that is even if they go 8 years. anything less than 7 year term will be way under that too.

based on the feedback I've gotten personally, that hurts
- Scoob

according to the rulebook, I believe that makes me the winner of the internet today

according to the rulebook, I believe that makes me the winner of the internet today
- YuenglingJagr

the math checks out - congrats

Remember this fake drop pass by G? Also Voracek being overrated as always in this game.

I’d like to counter. A pretzel dog is more of a Stromboli than a sandwich. May the rioting begin.
- arichardson22

If you knew anything about strombolis you'd know that a stromboli is a closed ended baked bread that encases a filling completely and you wouldn't be trying to put forth a pretzel dog as a false equivalent. I've spent hours studying and eating strombolis and if you saw my gut you'd know I know I know. I've been posting here for years and everyone here acknowledges me as the stromboli go to expert as I've proven time and time again that I know more than I know I know, which I asure you is much more than you know I know I know.

It's easy for the weak minded to throw out hyperbole like this but all you're doing is kidding yourself because I've already made it perfectly clear what a stromboli is and... Brayden Schenn.

Consider me on team under $7.5 million aav and that is even if they go 8 years. anything less than 7 year term will be way under that too.
- YuenglingJagr

#TeamBetween7.5and8.25

Remember this fake drop pass by G? Also Voracek being overrated as always in this game.
- Pixote Andolini

Vintage Val Filppula

Vintage Val Filppula
- YuenglingJagr

And after that, you see a prime example of why Hakstol was hesitant to separate the Manning/Gudas pairing.

#TeamBetween7.5and8.25
- Streit2ThePoint

I'll give him what I have in my wallet and a pack of gum (I choose the brand).

I'll give him what I have in my wallet and a pack of gum (I choose the brand).
- jmatchett383

Chewing gum or bubble gum?

Chewing gum or bubble gum?
- FlyerFan16

Chewing gum, obviously, you psychopath.