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MaximumBone
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 06.15.2012

Jul 21 @ 10:25 PM ET
Wow! The Hawks are frauds? At least we can draft winners when we have a pick in the top 10. We've only missed out on 3 our 1st rounders in the last 10 years.
- Power29

Convenient that you cut it off at 10 years just to miss brilliant picks like Jack Skille and Cam Barker. Those are our Magnus Paajarvis. Yakupov is a horrid failure but he was consensus number 1 by a wide margin.
YzermanTheMan
Detroit Red Wings
Location: Reveen is JB’s salad tosser
Joined: 08.21.2013

Jul 21 @ 10:27 PM ET
Convenient that you cut it off at 10 years just to miss brilliant picks like Jack Skille and Cam Barker. Those are our Magnus Paajarvis. Yakupov is a horrid failure but he was consensus number 1 by a wide margin.
- MaximumBone

Ryan Murray is at least healthy.
leonkennedy
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: 3 cups in 5 years = DYNASTY
Joined: 04.13.2012

Jul 21 @ 10:31 PM ET
You’re kind of the king of that, asshat.
- YzermanTheMan

This!!!
leonkennedy
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: 3 cups in 5 years = DYNASTY
Joined: 04.13.2012

Jul 21 @ 10:32 PM ET
How’s that? After all those high picks, you STILL finish below us in the standings.
Oilers fans, oblivious to reality since the 90’s.

- TandA4Flames

Flames fans, living in the shadow of those oilers fans since the 80's
MaximumBone
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 06.15.2012

Jul 21 @ 10:33 PM ET
Ryan Murray is at least healthy.
- YzermanTheMan

For now? Buddy's missed half his career.
Aetherial
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Has anyone discussed the standings today?
Joined: 06.30.2006

Jul 21 @ 10:34 PM ET
The Lightning are so unpopular in Tampa that you get idiot douchebags in that city cheering for garbage teams like Buffalo.

No, seriously, it's that bad!

- Atomic Wedgie


I am there a number of times every year. This is not true. Sorry Wedgie.

The Lightning have a pretty decent following. I guess it depends on where you are hanging out.
Aetherial
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Has anyone discussed the standings today?
Joined: 06.30.2006

Jul 21 @ 10:35 PM ET
Convenient that you cut it off at 10 years just to miss brilliant picks like Jack Skille and Cam Barker. Those are our Magnus Paajarvis. Yakupov is a horrid failure but he was consensus number 1 by a wide margin.
- MaximumBone


Leafs fans are very familiar with trolls picking specific time frames.

If you listen to Ottawa fans, the universe started 12 years ago.
YzermanTheMan
Detroit Red Wings
Location: Reveen is JB’s salad tosser
Joined: 08.21.2013

Jul 21 @ 10:38 PM ET
For now? Buddy's missed half his career.
- MaximumBone

But he’s literally had a career. Not some stop over in North America like Yak
Monyhands23
Calgary Flames
Joined: 04.28.2018

Jul 21 @ 10:44 PM ET
PANADS ?
I hate having to dumb down every time I have to read flame retardant comments....
Sean, you da man !!!!!!!!!

- oilpatch



Had a few to many boxer watermelons alright.
Reveen.
Edmonton Oilers
Location: BC
Joined: 09.05.2016

Jul 21 @ 11:17 PM ET
Sean Maloughney: One Thing I Dislike About Every NHL Team Part 1
A bit of summer fun pointing out some issues with every NHL team.

- freelancer

You just went full Cloutier..... you never go full Cloutier.
MaximumBone
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 06.15.2012

Jul 21 @ 11:28 PM ET
But he’s literally had a career. Not some stop over in North America like Yak
- YzermanTheMan

Murray has 264 games played mostly as a bottom-3 Dman. Yak has played 350 games as a poopty forward. Neither is worth writing home about.
benmacw
Edmonton Oilers
Location: edmonton, AB
Joined: 01.09.2013

Jul 22 @ 12:06 AM ET
Murray has 264 games played mostly as a bottom-3 Dman. Yak has played 350 games as a poopty forward. Neither is worth writing home about.
- MaximumBone

Yakupov is an ok player tho, better than murray even, his only downfall was that he was picked about 150 spots in the draft before he should have been. Hed still be in the NHL if he was picked in the 4th or 5th round.
MaximumBone
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 06.15.2012

Jul 22 @ 2:28 AM ET
Yakupov is an ok player tho, better than murray even, his only downfall was that he was picked about 150 spots in the draft before he should have been. Hed still be in the NHL if he was picked in the 4th or 5th round.
- benmacw

In the games they've played, no he's not. Yak is a fringe winger that fundamentally doesn't understand systems play; Murray is an injury-prone, puck moving #4-5. There's much more value in the latter than the former.
wreckage
Florida Panthers
Location: Fuck Putin, fire Holland, AB
Joined: 07.29.2013

Jul 22 @ 2:45 AM ET
Listen here, dippoop. I’m a Wings fan. I know quality. Unlike your piece of poop organization.

McDavid and Drai are platinum. Nuge, Nurse, Klefbom are gold.

It reminds me of the Wings when they had Ray Shephard. Devellano traded a bunch of high end talent until it stuck and was the greatest team in the last thirty years.

Outside of Jenny Hockey, you have poop for talent. Please, come again.

- YzermanTheMan


But they have Bennett who is gonna break out of his Yakupovian slump this year and prove he isnt a bust.
wreckage
Florida Panthers
Location: Fuck Putin, fire Holland, AB
Joined: 07.29.2013

Jul 22 @ 2:57 AM ET
Murray has 264 games played mostly as a bottom-3 Dman. Yak has played 350 games as a poopty forward. Neither is worth writing home about.
- MaximumBone

Yak has that many more games played while consistently being a healthy scratch for teams that were crying for offensive help and they would not give him an opportunity because the rest of his game was that bad. I mean he was replaced on the Oilers by mark letestu. Because they felt his 1 time on the PP and what else he provided was worth more than Yaks overall game.

That says a lot. And Murray cant replicate that overall overall despite being given 2 years in the press box to see how the game is played in the NHL. Both epic busts. To Bennett proportions. But at least Bennett plays a tenacious Brian burke type game that (some) flames fans are holding onto.

Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

Jul 22 @ 3:17 AM ET
I am there a number of times every year. This is not true. Sorry Wedgie.

The Lightning have a pretty decent following. I guess it depends on where you are hanging out.

- Aetherial

It was a joke.

His location says Tampa, but his "Hockeybuzz team" is Buffalo.
leafsfann
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Phoenix, AZ
Joined: 05.11.2014

Jul 22 @ 8:41 AM ET
It was a joke.

His location says Tampa, but his "Hockeybuzz team" is Buffalo.

- Atomic Wedgie


This is hockeybuzz, you couldn't possibly cheer for a team outside of your hockey market :p
smellmyfinger
New Jersey Devils
Location: NJ
Joined: 07.28.2011

Jul 22 @ 10:34 AM ET
This is hockeybuzz, you couldn't possibly cheer for a team outside of your hockey market :p
- leafsfann



Can’t believe you live in Coyotes land where HOFers like Datsyuk, Pronger and Hossa went to play and you root for the Leafs.
21peter
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Peter I Island
Joined: 11.18.2014

Jul 22 @ 10:39 AM ET
Can’t beleieve you live in Coyotes land where HOFers like Datsyuk, Pronger and Hossa went to play and you root for the Leafs.
- smellmyfinger

ouch 😫
Reveen.
Edmonton Oilers
Location: BC
Joined: 09.05.2016

Jul 22 @ 11:55 AM ET
ouch 😫

- 21peter
DuranDuran
Calgary Flames
Location: Quito
Joined: 09.29.2015

Jul 22 @ 12:16 PM ET
Flames fans, living in the shadow of those oilers fans since the 80's
- leonkennedy


Whatever you have to tell yourself to get some sleep at night.

You guys are more of a confidence booster than some gold standard of a deambular of which to be measured.

Its funny you cannot see that.
benmacw
Edmonton Oilers
Location: edmonton, AB
Joined: 01.09.2013

Jul 22 @ 2:14 PM ET
Whatever you have to tell yourself to get some sleep at night.

You guys are more of a confidence booster than some gold standard of a deambular of which to be measured.

Its funny you cannot see that.

- DuranDuran

It takes a really confident team to make 11th in the conference. Well done, we hope you fair similar this year.
HonkyTonkMan
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Home to ruined prospects and overpaid slugs', AB
Joined: 06.10.2015

Jul 22 @ 3:45 PM ET
It takes a really confident team to make 11th in the conference. Well done, we hope you fair similar this year.
- benmacw


Flames fans. No matter how they slice it, they cheer for a bad team. This is fact. They are not very good....and it’s something they can’t come to terms with.

But, like I said earlier, at least they are slightly better than Edmonton, a poopty team. For some reason that means something to them. Don’t ask me why, it’s retarded. That’s like Oilers fans taking solace in the fact that we’re better than poop ass Buffalo. Whoopti-poop.
HonkyTonkMan
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Home to ruined prospects and overpaid slugs', AB
Joined: 06.10.2015

Jul 22 @ 4:46 PM ET
Yakupov is an ok player tho, better than murray even, his only downfall was that he was picked about 150 spots in the draft before he should have been. Hed still be in the NHL if he was picked in the 4th or 5th round.
- benmacw

Yakupov is a poop player. Pure poop. Not even a corn kernel or peanut of NHL stuff in him.
HonkyTonkMan
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Home to ruined prospects and overpaid slugs', AB
Joined: 06.10.2015

Jul 22 @ 5:01 PM ET
Anaheim- players are mostly goofs.
Arizona- Bettman wet dream is a nightmare. They should (frank) off to Quebec.
Boston- I like Boston and loved watching them smash the Leafs.
Buffalo- they suck and their fans over rate their best players. It’s unfortunate.
Carolina- Beat my Oilers in the SCF then proceeded to be a below average team .
Calgary- Hilarious fans think every prospect in their system is amazing when most turned out to be average at best, save a couple.
Chicago- way too many goofs with sticks up their asses in those threads who equate hockey knowledge with their team’s success. Total goofs.
Columbus- I like CBJ but I’m not sure why,
Colorado- Clause Lemieux is my all time favorite Player, mostly with the Devils but he was awesome in Colorado too. Plus John Denver wrote some great music.
Dallas- mostly all goofs and I hate them for all the playoff wars you dippoop millenials missed out on cuz you were sucking on mamas teats.
Detroit- had a few drafts where they found HOF players outside the 1st round but in preality they had a lot of poopty drafts. Overrated. (frank) off. I loved when Lemieux smashed Drapers face in.
Oilers- Chiarelli.🤮
Florida- who cares. They have no fans and the Ass GM is the owners dippoop son.
LA- I like LA, but it pisses me off Doughty didn’t wait a year to test free agency.
Minnesota- like Baloney said..,boring AF.
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