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- mr.sir

two-bite brownies?
- Arctic_AARDVARK

I haven't bunned for months and months, and then I moved the other day and I found a pot cookie in the back of the old freezer. I'd forgotten about it, go figure. I was like there you are, you naughty boy. I still have it, but I'm afraid of how mangled I'll get now if I eat it. And I used to eat those things like cookies.

Can we all stop hating on Gardiner now?
- gravyface

(frank) that.

I haven't bunned for months and months, and then I moved the other day and I found a pot cookie in the back of the old freezer. I'd forgotten about it, go figure. I was like there you are, you naughty boy. I still have it, but I'm afraid of how mangled I'll get now if I eat it. And I used to eat those things like cookies.
- Zezel

edibles dont do much to me.

edibles dont do much to me.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

I think we had this discussion before, I uh vaguely remember. I think you got bad edibles because the edibles I used to get got me 420 blazed hard on the rings of Saturn.

I think we had this discussion before, I uh vaguely remember. I think you got bad edibles because the edibles I used to get got me 420 blazed hard on the rings of Saturn.
- Zezel

ive ate them so many times.. People are always bringing me their poop that gets them (frank)ed but it doesnt do much.

My neighbour gave me a smal jam jar of weed infused honey. He said put one teaspoon in your tea and you'll be ripped. Nope, felt very little. So i ate the entire jar... Ya i was (frank)ing stoned, but it took the whole jar.

ive ate them so many times.. People are always bringing me their poop that gets them (frank)ed but it doesnt do much.

My neighbour gave me a smal jam jar of weed infused honey. He said put one teaspoon in your tea and you'll be ripped. Nope, felt very little. So i ate the entire jar... Ya i was (frank)ing stoned, but it took the whole jar.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Wow, something's different with your digestive system man. I used to get these cookies and all the heavy, heavy stoners that would eat them would get just destroyed off their asses. Sitting in the parked car staring through the windshield at nothing for an hour, not being able to get out of bed for four hours because it wasn't safe, that kind of thing. Then you'd just feel kind of blank inside for two days. It was bad/good.

Wow, something's different with your digestive system man. I used to get this cookies and all they heavy, heavy stoners that would eat them would get just destroyed off their asses. Sitting in the parked car staring through the windshield at nothing for an hour, not being able to get out of bed for four hours because it wasn't safe, that kind of thing. Then you'd just feel kind of blank inside for two days. It was bad/good.
- Zezel

This is the desired effect.. I like the dreamy side effects of weed.

This is the desired effect.. I like the dreamy side effects of weed.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Oh it was dreamy all right. I knew a guy that was at work, and after he disappeared for a while they found him stripped to his underwear in the bathroom with all the taps running. Ha ha ha. They had to quietly drag him outside and lay him down under a peaceful tree for a while.

The Dumba deal actually helps the Jets more than Trouba. Trouba wanted $7M. No way he gets that now.
- PatC80

precisely.

also, the Wild and Dumba agreed to contract... didn't get to arbitration.

what happens with Trouba is anyone's guess

edibles dont do much to me.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

In my experience*, that's what you think. Everyone else knows how (frank)ed up you are!

*Master level baker here...

In my experience*, that's what you think. Everyone else knows how (frank)ed up you are!

*Master level baker here...
- TrashPanda

Fed-Ex me a cookie or whatever your specialty is and ill tell you how high i get

Its the only way to solve this.

Fed-Ex me a cookie or whatever your specialty is and ill tell you how high i get

Its the only way to solve this.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

"I don't know man, I barely got a head tingle, send me some stronger ones...."

"I don't know man, I barely got a head tingle, send me some stronger ones...."
- Zezel

shhhhh...

Dumba got overpaid.

Makes Rielly's contract look even better than it already did.

shhhhh...
- Arctic_AARDVARK

So I’m bringing my wife to Toronto next month. How legal is this poop and is it everywhere yet? Asking for my wife.

So I’m bringing my wife to Toronto next month. How legal is this poop and is it everywhere yet? Asking for my wife.
- YzermanTheMan

Not "legal".... But its generally acceptable to smoke it in your own personal space. Dont light up around kids and no one will bother you.

Easy to find..

Not "legal".... But its generally acceptable to smoke it in your own personal space. Dont light up around kids and no one will bother you.

Easy to find..
- Arctic_AARDVARK

gotcha. I figured as much. Down here is like Boris and Natasha trying to get secrets from moose and squirrel if you want any.

So I’m bringing my wife to Toronto next month. How legal is this poop and is it everywhere yet? Asking for my wife.
- YzermanTheMan

True story: a neighbour went into our local weed shop (very nice storefront, didn't look out of place next to all the other high end stores on the street).

Had a 2 minute "consultation" with a doctor via Skype. She was diagnosed with Tourette's Syndrome...and given a prescription for pot.

Dumba got overpaid.

Makes Rielly's contract look even better than it already did.
- GreatGigInTheSky

sure looks like an overpayment ... but it seems that individual teams skew the salaries based on their own individual cost structures.. meaning, the Wild are paying Suter over 7.5 ... so Dumba wants 6....

it will be interesting to see what Trouba arrives at... if Trouba doesn't want to sign for a longer deal (like Dumba) that will pretty clearly indicate he doesn't want to stay in Winnipeg... tough for Chevaldayoff for sure. Chev will need to balance what he gives to Trouba with contracts for Connor, Wheeler and Laine upcoming.

new blog everyone

Does anyone remember what this Glak idiot got completely wrong a couple months ago. It was some rule about the CBA that he was chirping Leafs fans about, until someone pointed out he was wrong.

He is the new Spatso/Doppelganger.
- Aetherial

Couple months ago? Are you new here?

Remember that time when that Glak idiot nailed the return for Kessel and stating Toronto would have to retain salary? It was the same discussion. What's worse the idiot or the people who called him an idiot and was wrong?

Because when you add bacon to the burger and then take off the tomato, you have a tomato tainted with pig juice and now can't serve that tomato to vegetarians when they order a burger.

Love,
Glak18
- Aetherial

You love me, don't you? My name keeps rolling off your tongue like you want to kiss me.

Hey Trash Panda:

https://www.theweathernet...n-university-study/106884

Glak pulled into the lead for the most butthurt fan on Hockeybuzz.

It might be a competition if Doppelganger had the guts to show up and go derp to derp.
- Aetherial

ANOTHER one

I'm butthurt and my name is still coming out of your mouth. Check the Flyer blogs, you don't get mentioned ever. Just another fart in the wind.

Thanks for making me a superstar.