Uggles asked me to send this personal message on to you guys in case he couldn't make it tonight. Always wondered what he looked like.

Uggles asked me to send this personal message on to you guys in case he couldn't make it tonight. Always wondered what he looked like.
- Woderwick

That was funny. Obviously not UG.

- LeafGuy89

- Fruitcakenipple

A newfie named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt so badly that the morgue needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends, Clem and Zeke, came to do the job. Clem went in first and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Clem said "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." So the mortician rolled him over and Clem took one look and said, "Nope, ain't Clyde."
Just to be safe the mortician brought in Zeke and Zeke took a look at him and said "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Zeke looked down and said "No, it ain't Clyde." The mortician asked "How can you tell? Zeke said "Well, Clyde had two bumholes." "What? He had two bumholes?" said the mortician. "Yup, everyone in town knew he had two bumholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say 'Here comes Clyde with them two bumholes.' "

- Dongull_Trump

- Dongull_Trump

- Dongull_Trump

- Arctic_AARDVARK

- Fruitcakenipple

- Fruitcakenipple

A newfie's wife passed away and he called 911. The 911 operator told him that they would send someone over right away and asked him where he lived.
"At the end of Eucalyptus Drive," the newfie told her. The operator asked, "Could you please spell that for me?"
After a long pause, the newfie said, "How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"

Sin b’y

Sin b’y
- Dongull_Trump

- Dongull_Trump

bum hole 1 and bum hole 2

such a well rounded discussion going on in here

Sin b’y
- Dongull_Trump

not enough newfie jokes

such a well rounded discussion going on in here
- Dozzer

It is...

such a well rounded discussion going on in here
- Dozzer

Can’t say anything else, or I gets the banhammer. Sad, very sad.

such a well rounded discussion going on in here
- Dozzer

It's a tribute to your most excellent leadership

It's a tribute to your most excellent leadership
- TrashPanda

It is...
- Fruitcakenipple

now i feel included...my highshool guidance counselor would be proud

wait..maybe not...afterall...

i'm a mod on a hockey forum....

*checks obituaries*

Can’t say anything else, or I gets the banhammer. Sad, very sad.
- Dongull_Trump

pfft ... like i care

It's a tribute to your most excellent leadership
- TrashPanda

laughing seems about right

The argument could be made that the Toronto Maple Leafs never fell from being the most popular franchise in the city of Toronto, but a significant number of observers proclaimed after the Leafs last place finish in 2016 that they had been matched or superseded by the Toronto Blue Jays and Raptors for popularity.

Nope

pfft ... like i care
- Dozzer