new blog everyone

Love listenin’ tah dat porn at night, b’y. Helps me sleep.
- RafiDRW

Dubas gets franking schooled again.

Is this guy going to get off his ass and do something?
- Atomic Wedgie

*gets popcorn*

Guys...sources indicate to me that John Tavares may possibly take a dump at some point today, probably this morning. No word yet on if it's a brown trout or gorilla fingers.
- Zezel

If only there was a chart to demonstrate the different forms of feces.

It’s weird that there aren’t any other players rumoured to the Leafs.
- Feeling Glucky?

Dubas doing his best Lou impression.

This entire piece was a waste of time and unnecessary.
- Unholy_Goalie

That's a very apt description of yourself, actually.

David Pagnotta reporting that Tavares team expects it to be a type 5-6, due to beers and wings last night.


- Atomic Wedgie

Funny..never been to bristool. .it looks shaty

I stupidly made plans to take my parents to lunch for their 58th anniversary.

July 1st, noon.

What the hell was I thinking?

Checking my phone will not be an option.
- Atomic Wedgie

I'll be on the back 9 when the tavares to leafs announcement is made

...so if the leafs don't get tavares, do they just start eating up peoples cap problems for a solid return.
So if the jets want to rid themselves of cap killers like mason and kulikov to make room for stastny, then they will have to package up trouba or roslovic.....
Or Tampa might need to rid themselves of johnson if they get JT....
Etc., etc.
- Barx

oh this guy.

Still amazed people keep engaging. It's really not that hard to not reply.

He should have been banned probably two weeks ago until July 2nd, just for peace of mind.
A lot of people would be satisfied with a permaban but he's not malicious, just repetitive and annoying.
- UsernameUnknown

banned on what grounds? talking too much?