Atomic Wedgie
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Location: The centre of the hockey universe Joined: 07.31.2006
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Canadiens Montréal
@CanadiensMTL
The Canadiens acquire forward Joel Armia, goaltender Steve Mason, a seventh-round draft pick in 2019 and a fourth-round pick in 2020 from the Winnipeg Jets, in exchange for defenseman Simon Bourque.
Chris Johnston @reporterchris
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Winnipeg frees up much-needed cap space here. Might be enough to bring back Paul Stastny. - Fruitcakenipple
Dubas gets franking schooled again.
Is this guy going to get off his ass and do something? |
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Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: The centre of the hockey universe Joined: 07.31.2006
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David Pagnotta
David Pagnotta
@TheFourthPeriod
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Happy Tavares Day! Teams are expected to be notified later this morning of his decision, with the Islanders getting the first call. - burn
Do we have any reason to believe the Tavares camp is actually talking to David Pagnotta? |
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systemtool
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Location: Real men always have to poo, ON Joined: 09.12.2007
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David Pagnotta
David Pagnotta
@TheFourthPeriod
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Happy Tavares Day! Teams are expected to be notified later this morning of his decision, with the Islanders getting the first call. - burn
im nervous |
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Do we have any reason to believe the Tavares camp is actually talking to David Pagnotta? - Atomic Wedgie
Nope...
JT be like "who the fuk are u" |
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Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: The centre of the hockey universe Joined: 07.31.2006
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The franking diving in soccer is franking embarrassing. |
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Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON Joined: 02.28.2011
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Do we have any reason to believe the Tavares camp is actually talking to David Pagnotta? - Atomic Wedgie
I expect that John Tavares is going to say words to some other humans at some point today, possibly tomorrow and the next day as well. Z5. Sign up for my hot takes and find out who in hockey will be saying and doing stuff before it happens! |
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RafiDRW
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Location: Bill Cosby’s Magic Wiener #FireBlashill, TN Joined: 04.16.2016
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I'll let ya know when I get there ![;)](https://hbcf.s3.amazonaws.com/images/emoticons/wink.gif) - LeftCoaster
2 years ago? |
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Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON Joined: 02.28.2011
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Guys...sources indicate to me that John Tavares may possibly take a dump at some point today, probably this morning. No word yet on if it's a brown trout or gorilla fingers. |
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Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: The centre of the hockey universe Joined: 07.31.2006
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I expect that John Tavares is going to say words to some other humans at some point today, possibly tomorrow and the next day as well. Z5. Sign up for my hot takes and find out who in hockey will be saying and doing stuff before it happens! - Zezel
I stupidly made plans to take my parents to lunch for their 58th anniversary.
July 1st, noon.
What the hell was I thinking?
Checking my phone will not be an option. |
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Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: The centre of the hockey universe Joined: 07.31.2006
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Guys...sources indicate to me that John Tavares may possibly take a dump at some point today, probably this morning. No word yet on if it's a brown trout or gorilla fingers. - Zezel
David Pagnotta reporting that Tavares team expects it to be a type 5-6, due to beers and wings last night.
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TrashPanda
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: Your Green Bin, ON Joined: 03.29.2018
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I stupidly made plans to take my parents to lunch for their 58th anniversary.
July 1st, noon.
What the hell was I thinking?
Checking my phone will not be an option. - Atomic Wedgie
It's OK. Tavares will still be a Leaf after your lunch, so have fun with your folks.
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Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON Joined: 02.28.2011
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I stupidly made plans to take my parents to lunch for their 58th anniversary.
July 1st, noon.
What the hell was I thinking?
Checking my phone will not be an option. - Atomic Wedgie
Just tell them you're having an important tax discussion on the internet and you have to check your phone and you're sick of their rules. Congratulations to them by the way. |
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TrashPanda
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: Your Green Bin, ON Joined: 03.29.2018
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Just tell them you're having an important tax discussion on the internet and you have to check your phone and you're sick of their rules. Congratulations to them by the way. - Zezel
Maybe pull up that handy chart and tell them you have a 'type 7' and have to make frequent trips to the restroom? |
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Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON Joined: 02.28.2011
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David Pagnotta reporting that Tavares team expects it to be a type 5-6, due to beers and wings last night.
![](https://napiers.net/media/napiers.net/images/bristol-stool-chart.png) - Atomic Wedgie
Ha ha, I (frank)ing knew that chart was gonna get posted. I like how Entirely Liquid is bolded, I assume for dramatic effect. |
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Fuk'n cheaters...
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gravyface
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: I wouldn't even trade [Marner] for McDavid -- UsernameUnknown Joined: 02.19.2009
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The franking diving in soccer is franking embarrassing. - Atomic Wedgie
It is... but I will say, I played indoor this winter in a fairly competitive league; tackles were allowed.
Everything hurt. I had so many bruises on my legs, feet, ribs, back... |
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"PORN" in Newfoundland.
It's raining cats and dogs. It's porn out!
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Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON Joined: 02.28.2011
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"PORN" in Newfoundland.
It's raining cats and dogs. It's porn out! - Fruitcakenipple
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![:lol:](https://hbcf.s3.amazonaws.com/images/emoticons/lol.gif) - Zezel
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Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON Joined: 02.28.2011
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Bob McKenzie @TSNBobMcKenzie
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Green’s AAV in DET is $5.375M.
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John Shannon @JSportsnet
14s
On the Tavares front...Dialogue between CAA (in LA) and JT (in Toronto) continues. There has been continued talk with the 6 teams over the past 72 hours...as of 10:30 this morning some teams have been eliminated...but calls to those teams have yet to take place. |
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RafiDRW
Detroit Red Wings |
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Location: Bill Cosby’s Magic Wiener #FireBlashill, TN Joined: 04.16.2016
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"PORN" in Newfoundland.
It's raining cats and dogs. It's porn out! - Fruitcakenipple
Love listenin’ tah dat porn at night, b’y. Helps me sleep. |
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RafiDRW
Detroit Red Wings |
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Location: Bill Cosby’s Magic Wiener #FireBlashill, TN Joined: 04.16.2016
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mr.sir
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: Vancouver Island, BC Joined: 01.18.2015
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Bob McKenzie @TSNBobMcKenzie
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Green’s AAV in DET is $5.375M.
![:aah:](https://hbcf.s3.amazonaws.com/images/emoticons/ahh.gif) - Fruitcakenipple
Actually not that bad.....
Less than Gardiner will get
Petry gets 5.5m😆 |
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