What happens if it’s a girl ?
- gerbe75pts

Jam your sub in her butt.

Justified also what kind of sub?
- arousedpanda

https://www.theblaze.com/...-its-absolutely-hilarious

“There is a 150 per cent chance that my fianceé Monika and I are not involved in any of the accusations that have been pursued (that are) coming our way,” said Hoffman on Tuesday. “We totally understand there’s no place for cyberbullying.”

So, in Gerbe math, what does 150% chance equal to? I'd guess 100% chance Hoffman didn't do anything and 50% his girlfriend did, so -50% nothing happened. Account for the Canadian exchange rate and I guess there is 80% chance that she did 100% of what she is accused of.

https://www.theblaze.com/news/2018/03/31/working-mans-twitter-story-about-office-lunch-thief-goes-mega-viral-and-its-absolutely-hilarious
- Hatboro_Swords

That’s great. I remember reading one where someone habitually stole someone’s sandwich, egg salad I think. The person losing their lunch posted a sign on the fridge asking them to stop. The thief then started posting notes there taunting the other person. They even took photos of them cutting up the sandwich and taunted them more posting them on the fridge. The other person kept asking them to stop with notes of their own. Then a note from HR was posted calling out the thief by name and telling them to come to HR. They caught them by tracing the notes to the printer they used. That’s was priceless

That’s great. I remember reading one where someone habitually stole someone’s sandwich, egg salad I think. The person losing their lunch posted a sign on the fridge asking them to stop. The thief then started posting notes there taunting the other person. They even took photos of them cutting up the sandwich and taunted them more posting them on the fridge. The other person kept asking them to stop with notes of their own. Then a note from HR was posted calling out the thief by name and telling them to come to HR. They caught them by tracing the notes to the printer they used. That’s was priceless
- arousedpanda

Yeah, print monitoring is a real thing. Had a guy at work print over $25,000 in color, and it was his band posters for concerts. Personally, I don't believe in printing. Anything.

Nobody is saying not to have fun. As a matter of fact, it's kind of the opposite. He gets to go out and do all these great things right now, but doesn't seem to actually really appreciate or understand how great he has it. He turns around and complains about being tired or bored or whatever.

I WISH I had been lucky enough to go through college and experience the whole thing the way he has gotten to. I've basically had to support myself since I was 16. Pay for my own school, car, clothes, etc.

I just would like to see him really understand and appreciate how amazing he has it. That's all.
- HonkFortheGoose

He'll get it when he grows up. Matter of time, Ms. Matter of time.

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- gerbe75pts

Yeah I (frank)ing bet he is.

So, in Gerbe math, what does 150% chance equal to? I'd guess 100% chance Hoffman didn't do anything and 50% his girlfriend did, so -50% nothing happened. Account for the Canadian exchange rate and I guess there is 80% chance that she did 100% of what she is accused of.
- adambuffalo

If it’s 100% you + 100 + the extra 50 so he’s 300 % sure Plus the extra 4 so 304%

Justified or unjustified?

Went on a mini rampage because someone took my sub out of the fridge at my office.
- ImThatGuy

I'd break my (frank)ing foot off in their ass.

Luckily no one will ever touch my food

But I’m hoping you went on a office rant
- gerbe75pts

"food"

Justified also what kind of sub?
- arousedpanda

Publix Supreme with all the fixins!

"food"
- TheSabresTaco

😭

Publix Supreme with all the fixins!
- ImThatGuy

Salami ? Not a fan

Turkey for this guy

Now I want a sub :/

I need to pick up a Pesci's sub for my wife today. Pesci's subs blow ass.

Publix Supreme with all the fixins!
- ImThatGuy

You should give them a beat down, with all the fixings and now I’m hungry again

I need to pick up a Pesci's sub for my wife today. Pesci's subs blow ass.
- TheSabresTaco

On main?

I need to pick up a Pesci's sub for my wife today. Pesci's subs blow ass.
- TheSabresTaco

Their pizza isn't that great either.

Sportsnet: Spezza will not be bought out.

I need to pick up a Pesci's sub for my wife today. Pesci's subs blow ass.
- TheSabresTaco

Lol

Is today the last day for Zach bogosian..

Hope so

https://www.diebytheblade...n-larsson-nathan-beaulieu

Numbers for all the candidates

Justified or unjustified?

Went on a mini rampage because someone took my sub out of the fridge at my office.
- ImThatGuy

mini rampage?


I would have gone into super d!ck mode

https://www.diebytheblade.com/2018/6/14/17466634/buffalo-sabres-buyout-options-and-numbers-matt-moulson-zach-bogosian-johan-larsson-nathan-beaulieu

Numbers for all the candidates
- CoHo_to_B-Lo

Just don't be Matt Moulson

Please Zach bogosian