One time me jimmy and couple of other guys decided to go to Atlantic City on the hottest day of summer you could imagine...so me the brainiac I am, instead of using the air conditioner and conserve gas, was stuck in the worst traffic ever and left the sun roof open instead. Oh man the sunburn I got from that ride was torture lmao 😂
- Slimtj100

A group of my old buddies from the neighborhood went on spring break in Fort Lauderdale back when I was in law school. One of my old Irish friends, who was Telly Savalas like bald and white as a sheet, for some reason refused to put on sun block. By day two he was a total mess. The burn was so bad he spent the rest of the week inside shivering like he was at Lambeau Field in January.

I guess she was bored with her "packing-unpacking" career
- mdw7413

Way to pick'em Hoffman!

It took me 2 1/2 hours to get from downtown to Brampton when I was up there for work should be like a 15-20 mins ride lol
- mrn22

Oh yeah, Brampton is the worst! For a number of years it was the fastest growing municipality around. The 410 is the only major highway in and out from Toronto and the surrounding area. It is an absolute parking lot at rush hour(s) on any given day.

Way to pick'em Hoffman!
- Pete V

Seriously, girls are evil to each other and it goes on from grade school till the end of their lives.

A group of my old buddies from the neighborhood went on spring break in Fort Lauderdale back when I was in law school. One of my old Irish friends, who was Telly Savalas like bald and white as a sheet, for some reason refused to put on sun block. By day two he was a total mess. The burn was so bad he spent the rest of the week inside shivering like he was at Lambeau Field in January.
- Pete V

I just got from Mexico and didn’t get a sniff of sunburn. Of course my gf nagged me every 10 mins to put stuff on lol. But still I’m pretty pale also.

This is some next-level WTF kind of stuff

http://ottawacitizen.com/...melinda-and-erik-karlsson
- eichiefs9

Also explains the strong rumor and sentiment that Hoffman has to go. Was reported that it was due to off-ice issues

Seriously, girls are evil to each other and it goes on from grade school till the end of their lives.
- mdw7413

That’s a special type of evil.

Also explains the strong rumor and sentiment that Hoffman has to go. Was reported that it was due to off-ice issues
- airjan23

Gotta think this coming to light hurts his trade value.

A group of my old buddies from the neighborhood went on spring break in Fort Lauderdale back when I was in law school. One of my old Irish friends, who was Telly Savalas like bald and white as a sheet, for some reason refused to put on sun block. By day two he was a total mess. The burn was so bad he spent the rest of the week inside shivering like he was at Lambeau Field in January.
- Pete V

I'm possibly one of the palest people living in FL. I don't go outside longer than 15 mins without getting burnt. #SPF1000

Gotta think this coming to light hurts his trade value.
- Feds91Stammer

Yeah, you think?


I wouldn't take him for free.

Gotta think this coming to light hurts his trade value.
- Feds91Stammer

Hey Mike we are really happy to have you join us in our great city but can you hurl your gutter GF into the middle of the ocean please? Team policy, no exceptions...sorry.

Yeah, you think?


I wouldn't take him for free.
- Pete V

Would you rather Hoffman or Voynov

Would you rather Hoffman or Voynov
- eichiefs9

Hoffman. PR debacle with Voynov would be way worse.

That’s a special type of evil.
- Pete V

I'm a bit surprised he didn't tell her to hit the road. How the (frank) do you defend something like that.

Hoffman. PR debacle with Voynov would be way worse.
- tomburton99

True but at least with Voynov you can play the Russian miscommunication/misinterpretation angle.

Hoffman. PR debacle with Voynov would be way worse.
- tomburton99

I can't wait to see what idiot signs him.

^{Quietly worries it will be the Islanders}

Hey Mike we are really happy to have you join us in our great city but can you hurl your gutter GF into the middle of the ocean please? Team policy, no exceptions...sorry.
- eichiefs9

Lou has an "island" for people like her iirc

Hoffman. PR debacle with Voynov would be way worse.
- tomburton99

Can you imagine the pariah that Hoffman would be?

Hey, how come there wasn't a +1 on my team Christmas party invitation?

Hey, how come we were told that the family seating session was in an annex to the arena?

Hey, how come all of the other significant others are wearing disguises around my girlfriend?

Lou has an "island" for people like her iirc
- Feds91Stammer

I hope it's Bikini Atoll in the late 1940's

Can you imagine the pariah that Hoffman would be?

Hey, how come there wasn't a +1 on my team Christmas party invitation?

Hey, how come we were told that the family seating session was in an annex to the arena?

Hey, how come all of the other significant others are wearing disguises around my girlfriend?
- Pete V

Uh, have you always had the family seating section in a bar 3 miles from the arena?

10 days until the draft!

10 days until the draft!
- nyrangers9479

Hey, what do you want for Erik Karlsson?

I hope it's Bikini Atoll in the late 1940's
- eichiefs9

I had to look this one up.

I had to look this one up.

- Pete V

Do you not watch the history channel? Or even shark week?

Do you not watch the history channel? Or even shark week?
- mdw7413

I watch the History Channel and Shark Week a ton you jackass. It's just a gap in my knowledge.