Han, Luke, Leia and Chewey are in a corridor on the Deathstar, shooting their lazerguns at a bunch of stormtroopers who are about 20 feet away - same corridor.

They are trapped. It doesn't look good.

So Leia shoots out a grate in the hallway, and they all jump in, landing in a garbage compactor. They then spend the next 10 minutes trying to escape the trash compactor, before R2 D2 lets them out.

What the frank were the stormtroopers doing during those 10 minutes?

They couldn't figure out that the rebels have disappeared, and there's a hole in the grate right next to where they were shooting from 2 minutes earlier?
- Atomic Wedgie

They turned on the compactor to crush them (which doesn't crush the space garbage eating monster when they do this because of space reasons).

They turned on the compactor to crush them (which doesn't crush the space garbage eating monster when they do this because of space reasons).
- AdamFrench

The monster goes away underwater, under the compactor when it activates. Then comes back to eat the compressed garbage.

Let's revisit in 4-5 years from now when Woll, Samsonov and Vladar are all starting goalies in NHL.
- MaximusAurelius

So until then you will be right?
What about the others

They turned on the compactor to crush them (which doesn't crush the space garbage eating monster when they do this because of space reasons).
- AdamFrench

The amount of trash in the compactor was low. When was the last time they ran that thing?

i dont buy it
- senstroll

If he's still available by the Leafs pick, I'd be pretty disappointed if we don't draft him.

Unless they draft Kravtsov. I can accept that then.

The monster goes away underwater, under the compactor when it activates. Then comes back to eat the compressed garbage.
- Scabeh

This poop writes itself. We need to get Kathleen Kennedy on the line. Adam French and Scabeh are penning the Romantic Comedy Ackbar : Traps Aren't Gay

How I rank the Star Wars Movies (best to worst)

1. Empire Strikes Back
2. Force Awakens
3. Return of the Jedi
4. The Last Jedi
5. Revenge of the Sith
6. A New Hope
7. Attack of the Clones
8. Phantom Menace

I thought Rogue One was well done, I haven't seen Solo yet.
- Kinger34

I've only seen about half of them.

I thought I liked the original Star Wars - until I saw it last night. Oh boy, it was terrible.

I've only seen Empire Strikes Back once - and that was when it was in the theatre. I'm not sure why nerds like this one - nothing franking happens. It's really just a set-up for the third one.

I still haven't seen the third one. A space race of little teddy bears takes on the Empire? Sorry, I'll pass.

I think I've seen two of the second set. I saw the one with Jar Jar Binks - possibly the worst movie I have ever seen.

And I saw the one where young Darth Vader gets burned up real good in the volcano - I saw it at a drive-in, and slept through most of it.

And I saw the Force Awakens. Meh. Pretty cool graphics - the crashed spaceship in the desert was cool. Other than that, it really was the exact same movie as the original - updated to tick off all the casting boxes.

This poop writes itself. We need to get Kathleen Kennedy on the line. Adam French and Scabeh are penning the Romantic Comedy Ackbar : Traps Aren't Gay
- AdamFrench

Bee Arthur running a bar was pretty fun. Plus Chewwies grandpa (? great uncle?) jerking off to a hologram was magical.
- AdamFrench

its on youtube if you are feeling nostalgic

its on youtube if you are feeling nostalgic
- senstroll

I have the VHS

Han, Luke, Leia and Chewey are in a corridor on the Deathstar, shooting their lazerguns at a bunch of stormtroopers who are about 20 feet away - same corridor.

They are trapped. It doesn't look good.

So Leia shoots out a grate in the hallway, and they all jump in, landing in a garbage compactor. They then spend the next 10 minutes trying to escape the trash compactor, before R2 D2 lets them out.

What the frank were the stormtroopers doing during those 10 minutes?

They couldn't figure out that the rebels have disappeared, and there's a hole in the grate right next to where they were shooting from 2 minutes earlier?
- Atomic Wedgie

Yawn.
It's a movie. Not real life. Almost every film has a scene or two, three, ten like this if you break it down

I have the VHS
- AdamFrench

I have the THX remastered version from the mid 90s

No additional CG bullpoop

Yawn.
It's a movie. Not real life. Almost every film has a scene or two, three, ten like this if you break down every scene.
- Fakepartofme

Raiders of the Lost Ark is perfect. There isn't a single flaw in it.

Except for maybe when Indy rides a submarine to that island - I guess they never submerged.

I have the THX remastered version from the mid 90s

No additional CG bullpoop


- TheMussel

Me too!

I have the THX remastered version from the mid 90s

No additional CG bullpoop


- TheMussel

My dad has that clunking around in his basement somewhere (along with the Babylon 5 DVD's). One day I shall inherit them and watch them with Wedgie.

I have the THX remastered version from the mid 90s

No additional CG bullpoop


- TheMussel

I have the Director's Cut of Highlander on blu-ray.

Bought it for $1 at a company "garage sale."

Yes, you are all jealous.

My dad has that clunking around in his basement somewhere (along with the Babylon 5 DVD's). One day I shall inherit them and watch them with Wedgie.
- AdamFrench

Your dad is a very modern gentleman.

My dad watches Mash, John Wayne westerns, and the Weather Network exclusively.

They turned on the compactor to crush them (which doesn't crush the space garbage eating monster when they do this because of space reasons).
- AdamFrench

when I played with my Death star playset he just went out the big blue door...which Han, Luke and leia couldnt see

I have the Director's Cut of Highlander on blu-ray.

Bought it for $1 at a company "garage sale."

Yes, you are all jealous.
- Atomic Wedgie

Perfect movie. Right down to the Frenchman pretending to be Scottish and the Scotsman pretending to be Spanish with a Japanese sword.

when I played with my Death star playset he just went out the big blue door...which Han, Luke and leia couldnt see


- senstroll

That's no moon...

Your dad is a very modern gentleman.

My dad watches Mash, John Wayne westerns, and the Weather Network exclusively.
- TheMussel

He watches so much poop on Netflix it's embarrassing. He's seen "Legion" and "Gods of Egypt" like 20 times (might have just fallen asleep though).

That's no moon...
- TheMussel

Your dad is a very modern gentleman.

My dad watches Mash, John Wayne westerns, and the Weather Network exclusively.
- TheMussel

M*A*S*H* was terrible in the day, and it's completely unwatchable now.

Hawkeye is a sexual predator.

It's not even remotely funny.

The show fell apart when Henry Blake left.

Perfect movie. Right down to the Frenchman pretending to be Scottish and the Scotsman pretending to be Spanish with a Japanese sword.
- AdamFrench

Ramirez was originally Egyptian - which is why they painted Connery a weird red/orange colour.

M*A*S*H* was terrible in the day, and it's completely unwatchable now.

Hawkeye is a sexual predator.

It's not even remotely funny.

The show fell apart when Henry Blake left.
- Atomic Wedgie

I can watch a bit of Mash.

It's dated but when it comes down to it, it's a show about a bunch of self loathing drunks that hate their jobs and just wanna play golf and get some tang.

I can relate on many levels.