i am so hung over someone please help
- bulet13

Sure-fire cure for a hangover, Harry.
You take a glass of nearly frozen, unstrained tomato juice.
You plop a couple of oysters in there, you drink it down.

Breathe deeply.

Next, you take a mound, and I mean a mound, of sweetbreads, sauté them with some chestnuts and some Canadian bacon.

Finally, biscuits.

Big biscuits, smothered in gravy.
Now, here's where it gets tricky, you're gonna need some anchovies...

Someone help, I'm so hungover.

I don't know anyone in the world who hops on hockeybuzz.com between going to the club and screwing chicks.

You sir, are lying 🤥
- SuperSchennBros

my girlfriend is studying abroad in south africa right now so the only thing i was screwing last night was a dominos pizza

but please. try again

The fact you keep explaining yourself is even more hilarious to me
- SuperSchennBros

the fact that everyone else tried to help me cure a hangover and you're trying to attack a stranger on the internet shows your true colors

my girlfriend is studying abroad in south africa right now so the only think i was screwing last night was a dominos pizza

but please. try again
- bulet13

Tell me more

Tell me more
- SuperSchennBros

what else would you like to know geezer?

the fact that everyone else tried to help me cure a hangover and you're trying to attack a stranger on the internet shows your true colors
- bulet13

Yeah, I'm glad all your friends at hockeybuzz.com tried to help out. You literally won the internet

Yeah, I'm glad all your friends at hockeybuzz.com tried to help out. You literally won the internet
- SuperSchennBros

you are a sad sad man who cant even be friendly with anyone on a chat board. where did it all go wrong for you? maybe i can help

what on earth

you are a sad sad man who cant even be friendly with anyone on a chat board. where did it all go wrong for you? maybe i can help
- bulet13

I woke up to you trashing me this morning unprovoked. Try again.

I woke up to you trashing me this morning unprovoked. Try again.


- SuperSchennBros

you're laughing on the outside but its painfully clear to everyone that you're crying on the inside. maybe spend some time at the cum coffin. i promise you wont regret it

what on earth
- -davies-

flat earth or round earth?

Update: I still bolieve

you're laughing on the outside but its painfully clear to everyone that you're crying on the inside. maybe spend some time at the cum coffin. i promise you wont regret it
- bulet13

Keep reaching, son. Whatever makes you feel better about yourself. Hey, ask for more help from your online Calvary!

Drink a couple Gatorades, have a coffee and take an Advil. That's my hangover ritual and it rarely fails me 😂. Everyone is different though
- FreshFlyer

Pedialyte

Update: I still bolieve
- Giroux_Is_God

Tim Cappello over here.

Keep reaching, son. Whatever makes you feel better about yourself. Hey, ask for more help from your online Calvary!
- SuperSchennBros

dude have you ever had fun in your life or are you amish? who stuck that stick up your ass? i know a couple people who can pull it out but its gonna cost ya

back when america was great too?
- 2Real

Little late but a reply but I think Trump made America great again?

Pedialyte
- Giroux_Is_God

pedialyte is the real mvp of hangovers

Little late but a reply but I think Trump made America great again?
- GPerogie

SSB made flyersbuzz great again

dude have you ever had fun in your life or are you amish? who stuck that stick up your ass? i know a couple people who can pull it out but its gonna cost ya
- bulet13

Have you ever used a capital at the beginning of a sentence in your life?

See how I use fact in an argument, instead of making up whatever comes to mind.

Secrets to avoiding hangovers, pay attention:

1. avoid any drinks with high sugar content, it's the sugars which give the worst hangovers. This means stay away from wine, rum, pretty much any liqueur and most mixers other than water and club soda. Your best bet are drinks like: Vodka on the rocks, whiskey and club soda or straight whiskey with a splash of water.

2. Eat a solid meal before drinking, best to avoid anything particularly greasy as that won't do your stomach any favors once the alcohol arrives.

3. Pick your poison and stay with it, don't mix. Going from liquor to wine to beer and back will rarely end well.

4. Drink a large glass of water before you start drinking and drink at least a normal sized glass or 2 of water while you are drinking. And, if you can stay conscious long enough, drink another large glass before bed.

5. Upon waking, drink another large glass of water and eat a big breakfast

If you follow these steps, you should pretty much never be hungover.
- BiggE

I can simplify this. Drink more so your tolerance goes up to acceptable levels

Have you ever used a capital at the beginning of a sentence in your life?

See how I use fact in an argument, instead of making up whatever comes to mind.
- SuperSchennBros

wow you really got me there. not sure how im ever gonna recover from that sick burn

STAY BACK EVERYONE

INTERNET TOUGH GUYS ARE FIGHTING

what on earth
- -davies-

It’s all happening

wow you really got me there. not sure how im ever gonna recover from that sick burn
- bulet13

You never will, which is why you're up late on a Saturday nights thinking of ways to get me.