Our 2nd stringer had a cold and our starter got shelled back when I was in AA. I strapped on the pads and made 22 saves...and let in 4 goals including one like that. Completely flubbed it.
- AdamFrench

With that level of goaltending, I’m surprised the Canes haven’t called you. Still better than Darling.

With that level of goaltending, I’m surprised the Canes haven’t called you. Still better than Darling.
- Steven_Seagull

darling had like 3-4 toskalol's already by december lol. i haven't checked the highlights since then but wouldn't be surprised if he's doubled that by now

“I’m still here, coach.”
“Look, Leivo. You’re a gud pro, and gud man, but you messed up Lou’s coffee last game.”
“Why did I re-sign? ...oh yeah, I need my thumbs.”


*credits*
- Steven_Seagull

"Hey Matt"
"Hey coach"
"You suck"
"Yes, coach"

With that level of goaltending, I’m surprised the Canes haven’t called you. Still better than Darling.
- Steven_Seagull

The St. Louis Blues offered me a try-out, but Weirdoh has sadly destroyed my 5 hole.

The St. Louis Blues offered me a try-out, but Weirdoh has sadly destroyed my 5 hole.
- AdamFrench

There's hope for everyone. This guy made it...

There's hope for everyone. This guy made it...

- 21peter

this is what an elite athlete looks like in 2018

this is what an elite athlete looks like in 2018
- daeth

He's getting better with age and weight too. He's a freak.

The St. Louis Blues offered me a try-out, but Weirdoh has sadly destroyed my 5 hole.
- AdamFrench

Hawt

this is what an elite athlete looks like in 2018
- daeth

thank God my 'career' is over

thank God my 'career' is over
- 21peter

You can always pull a Gordie Howe.

Andersen is ready to go. As shown by Sparks being sent down.


I'm an insider! Hit me up with all the tough questions that can be answered by the same 3 people everybody retweets.

The St. Louis Blues offered me a try-out, but Weirdoh has sadly destroyed my 5 hole.
- AdamFrench

Pretty happy with our boy toy getting his shot, eh? SHows some good speed.

He's getting better with age and weight too. He's a freak.
- AdamFrench

if there was one guy you'd think would have the most dramatic drop off in ability at 30 it'd be kessel. a guy that relies on speed and appears to have zero off-ice work ethic, you'd think his legs would've fallen off by now but nope.

now just imagine the guy was a gym rat. would he have an extra gear? is that even possible lol.

if there was one guy you'd think would have the most dramatic drop off in ability at 30 it'd be kessel. a guy that relies on speed and appears to have zero off-ice work ethic, you'd think his legs would've fallen off by now but nope.

now just imagine the guy was a gym rat. would he have an extra gear? is that even possible lol.
- daeth

He'd keep getting hurt. He's the anti-athlete. You start training, he loses a step

He'd keep getting hurt. He's the anti-athlete. You start training, he loses a step
- weirdoh

less wear and tear on his joints

he's a genius

Donato is playing very well for Boston.

I'm an insider! Hit me up with all the tough questions that can be answered by the same 3 people everybody retweets.
- weirdoh

My wife just informed me she wants to try pegging me. Without revealing that I've done it a million times before, how do I gently persuede her to go for gerbil play instead?

Is the Leafs' defence good enough?

There's hope for everyone. This guy made it...

- 21peter

He has a bad haircut, so what?

Look at his left forearm - it's thicker than my calf, and no fat on it.

You know who else had a fat face?

Columbus had no business winning that game.

You know who else had a fat face?

- Atomic Wedgie

Local boy. I live about 4 miles from where he was born. I remember seeing his father, walking around the old Towers Department Store, wearing his Stanley Cup ring and showing everyone who asked to see it.

My wife just informed me she wants to try pegging me. Without revealing that I've done it a million times before, how do I gently persuede her to go for gerbil play instead?

Is the Leafs' defence good enough?
- Atomic Wedgie

Wedgie vs PETA..

Is your defence good enough?

Panthers can overtake the devils..would be interesting.

Panthers can overtake the devils..would be interesting.
- Aaron_85

They would give TB a serious run

They would give TB a serious run
- Santo_44

If we beat Tampa tonight there's a good chance Boston eventually passes Tampa in the standings.

We may end up against Tampa round 1