Dude, just stop, you're embarrassing yourself.

You have no clue what the (frank) you're talking about.

You've wasted your life behind a bar and now you're all "oh poop, I wasted my life because I wasn't good enough to do 'X' so I think I'll show everyone how smart I am, but not really because all I know how to do is pull a lever and pour a beer"

I can't help you're the epitome of a mid-life crisis know-it-all bartender douchebag.
- Wetbandit1

Take all the personal shots u want

And please let us all know when u cure cancer

#staybasic

He never said that
I was just being an a$$

Long islands, Jell-O shots, keg stands (or various other ways to invest beer quickly)...

What are “things u see at a Frat party” for 100 Alex
- jdfitz77

If I had to guess, you're what? 5'4"? 5'5"?

You're like a little dog that just barks and barks, but knows they can't back it up.

Did someone that liked Long Islands give you a swirly or something? Maybe take your girlfriend if you've ever had one?

Take all the personal shots u want

And please let us all know when u cure cancer

#staybasic
- jdfitz77

Right, I'm the one that comments on every (frank)ing thing saying how I'm so much better.

If I had to guess, you're what? 5'4"? 5'5"?

You're like a little dog that just barks and barks, but knows they can't back it up.

Did someone that liked Long Islands give you a swirly or something? Maybe take your girlfriend if you've ever had one?
- Wetbandit1

I bet u can get some roofies from the Frat boys to help u out

And I’m not the one hiding behind a fake name on the internet acting like a tough guy

How much u bench brah?

What are you idiots doing?

Do you really want Montreal to get the 1st overall pick?

Hurry up and start losing!!!!!!!!!!!

Right, I'm the one that comments on every (frank)ing thing saying how I'm so much better.
- Wetbandit1

Eat some more fruit,
you’ll feel better

😂😂😂😂😂

Risto just put him in a sleeper hold

Kadri really is perfectly unlikable.

Risto just put him in a sleeper hold
- Sabresfan-365

Kadri is a POS, hate that dude..

Kadri is a POS, hate that dude..
- steve5569

Risto beat him at his own game, which is mildly impressive cause kadri is usually on the other end of the getting under the skin matchup

I bet u can get some roofies from the Frat boys to help u out

And I’m not the one hiding behind a fake name on the internet acting like a tough guy

How much u bench brah?
- jdfitz77

Not a tough guy, just not a little dog that constantly barks to let other dogs know I'm here and matter.

Pour another beer, female genitalia. That's all you'll ever be. A bar female dog. Something a literal monkey could do.

Kadri is a POS, hate that dude..
- steve5569

Truth

Marchand is a freaking weasel too

What are you idiots doing?

Do you really want Montreal to get the 1st overall pick?

Hurry up and start losing!!!!!!!!!!!
- Atomic Wedgie

We've gifted you guys the worst line up we could create. Get your asses in gear.

I bet u can get some roofies from the Frat boys to help u out

And I’m not the one hiding behind a fake name on the internet acting like a tough guy

How much u bench brah?
- jdfitz77

It's funny you think I'm a frat guy. Just show how little you know, but think you're so right about, but are proven wrong time and time again...

Where's that (frank)ing ignore button? Jesus Christ!

But then I'd only see like 14 comments on a 400 comment blog.

What are you idiots doing?

Do you really want Montreal to get the 1st overall pick?

Hurry up and start losing!!!!!!!!!!!
- Atomic Wedgie

It's still early Wedgie

Not a tough guy, just not a little dog that constantly barks to let other dogs know I'm here and matter.

Pour another beer, female genitalia. That's all you'll ever be. A bar female dog. Something a literal monkey could do.
- Wetbandit1

Yep...
and i bet you’ll solve world hunger issues any day now

I’ll pour u as many beers as u want
Let me guess your beer of choice...
blue moon? Or is it bud light lime?
Wait... how about a nice summer shandy?

We don’t have a funnel though,
Sorry

Eat some more fruit,
you’ll feel better

😂😂😂😂😂
- jdfitz77

Just remember, you'll always be the awful person that actually said this:

Me commenting on you dad is about as classy as you telling me how to do my job

So no,
I’m not gonna go there

You’re the one that started all this calling me a douche

U wanna keep it going...
I’ve got snappy retorts for days

Long islands suck
99% of the ppl who order & drink them act like a$$holes

Sorry about your dad though
And i mean that sincerely
- jdfitz77

Just goes to show how awesome you think you are, and really are not.

That's it. I'm done with you. You're a little bug that's not worth getting worked up over. A (frank)ing nobody.

Who was just hurt?

The beef here is more fun than the game tbh

Who was just hurt?
- sskkoo1

criscuolo

It's funny you think I'm a frat guy. Just show how little you know, but think you're so right about, but are proven wrong time and time again...

Where's that (frank)ing ignore button? Jesus Christ!

But then I'd only see like 14 comments on a 400 comment blog.
- Wetbandit1

I don’t think you’re a Frat guy
I make the connection bc u like to drink sh!tty long islands
I’m just trolling u in that respect

For someone so accomplished...
I’d have thought you’d get the connection

#staybasicthough
😘😘😘

Who was just hurt?
- sskkoo1

I think it was Criscuolo

The beef here is more fun than the game tbh
- Sabresfan-365

agreed

criscuolo
- Sabresfan-365

RIP

Can we have Nylander or O'Regan now?

We've gifted you guys the worst line up we could create. Get your asses in gear.
- sskkoo1

I don't know what the frank it is about Buffalo - we are simply incapable of putting together a good game there.