105mph slapshot.

You're welcome.
- Isleshockeyman

Isles fans fighting each other and Isles fans getting along with Ranger fans? Strange world.

Your jokes are awesome it has been the best thing in this blog so far
- kasperrko

Since he doesn't work, he's got all day to post jokes.

Isles fans fighting each other and Isles fans getting along with Ranger fans? Strange world.
- ses111

A) Who else are we going to fight with?
B) MDW carries seniority in here. Plus, he's not too bad, for a crap weasel.

Interestingly enough, it's kind of funny how when rangerd!cker comes in here, we all gang up on him. Mostly because he's trolling, cum-guzzling gutter-slut.

Arthur Staple‏Verified account @StapeNewsday
5m5 minutes ago

#Isles D pairs today:

Leddy-Boychuk
de Haan-Pelech
Seidenberg-Mayfield
Hickey-Pulock


Well, Pulock didn't shoot the puck that one time, so I guess he'll be scratched for 27 games now
- UIF

Don't know if I can post this without being called Autistic or challenged by the Thread Police but here goes, Does weight know Pulockk has a 105 MPH Slapshot?

Don't know if I can post this without being called Autistic or challenged by the Thread Police but here goes, Does weight know Pulockk has a 105 MPH Slapshot?
- nyisles7

Just sayin'

Since he doesn't work, he's got all day to post jokes.
- Isleshockeyman

Yup the season is over and now I sit here

Don't know if I can post this without being called Autistic or challenged by the Thread Police but here goes, Does weight know Pulockk has a 105 MPH Slapshot?
- nyisles7

The thread police? Seriously

A) Who else are we going to fight with?
B) MDW carries seniority in here. Plus, he's not too bad, for a crap weasel.

Interestingly enough, it's kind of funny how when rangerd!cker comes in here, we all gang up on him. Mostly because he's trolling, cum-guzzling gutter-slut.
- Isleshockeyman

We can always fight Garth and Doug. They still give us plenty to complain about.


MDW is good people and brings a lot to the thread losing music taste aside.

Don't know if I can post this without being called Autistic or challenged by the Thread Police but here goes, Does weight know Pulockk has a 105 MPH Slapshot?
- nyisles7

Ive seen your posts 7. I think you are very artistic.

The thread dream police? Seriously
- Upstate_isles

https://youtu.be/OPemyipJzAM

So, Monica Lewinsky takes a dress to her dry cleaner, who's a little hard of hearing. She asks him if he can get a stain out. He says, "Come again?". She says, "No. Mustard".
- Isleshockeyman

Reminds me of this joke ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSi-yCV-gQ4

Don't know if I can post this without being called Autistic or challenged by the Thread Police but here goes, Does weight know Pulockk has a 105 MPH Slapshot?
- nyisles7

You can post it we already all know what your going to say anyway

https://youtu.be/OPemyipJzAM
- Isleshockeyman

I almost went there

Ive seen your posts 7. I think you are very artistic.
- mdw7413

This is going to get good again

This is going to get good again
- Cptmjl

BINGO!!!! Yes!!! I been waiting all day to hear that JUST SAYIN
- kasperrko

Yes, hello.

This is going to get good again
- Cptmjl

What? 7 is like the Bob Ross of the Isles blog.

"Gonna put a happy little post right here."

What? 7 is like the Bob Ross of the Isles blog.

"Gonna put a happy little post right here."
- mdw7413

7 takes the heat off me

What? 7 is like the Bob Ross of the Isles blog.

"Gonna put a happy little post right here."
- mdw7413

I like bob Ross, the paintings fascinate me just how they come about and the way he does it plus he's on acid. I thought it was cool when I was a kid I might watch a YouTube video of it now

Sebastian Aho - Jordan Staal - Teuvo Teravainen
Jeff Skinner - Victor Rask - Elias Lindholm
Brock McGinn - Derek Ryan - Justin Williams
Joakim Nordstrom - Josh Jooris - Phil Di Giuseppe

(Marcus Kruger a game time decision. If he's in, PDG is out and Jooris is RW)

Jaccob Slavin - Brett Pesce
Haydn Fleury - Justin Faulk
Noah Hanifin - Trevor van Reimsdyk

Scott Darling likely to start.

I like bob Ross, the paintings fascinate me just how they come about and the way he does it plus he's on acid. I thought it was cool when I was a kid I might watch a YouTube video of it now
- Upstate_isles

My favorite Bob Ross painting..

Yes, hello.
- BINGO!

Phew I was getting worried!

Sebastian Aho - Jordan Staal - Teuvo Teravainen
Jeff Skinner - Victor Rask - Elias Lindholm
Brock McGinn - Derek Ryan - Justin Williams
Joakim Nordstrom - Josh Jooris - Phil Di Giuseppe

(Marcus Kruger a game time decision. If he's in, PDG is out and Jooris is RW)

Jaccob Slavin - Brett Pesce
Haydn Fleury - Justin Faulk
Noah Hanifin - Trevor van Reimsdyk

Scott Darling likely to start.
- BINGO!

Aho will score at least two goals. Islanders break everyone out of their slumps

Sebastian Aho - Jordan Staal - Teuvo Teravainen
Jeff Skinner - Victor Rask - Elias Lindholm
Brock McGinn - Derek Ryan - Justin Williams
Joakim Nordstrom - Josh Jooris - Phil Di Giuseppe

(Marcus Kruger a game time decision. If he's in, PDG is out and Jooris is RW)

Jaccob Slavin - Brett Pesce
Haydn Fleury - Justin Faulk
Noah Hanifin - Trevor van Reimsdyk

Scott Darling likely to start.
- BINGO!

Isles have the better Aho.

The thread police? Seriously
- Upstate_isles

Personally I prefer the title "James Destroyer of Orgasms".