....wasn't expecting you to be funny and actually snotted a bit. Thanks for the laugh.


PS, if I ever smell a new magazine...which is rare these days....instant woody. It's either memories of Sears or Consumers (something)....wtf was the name of that one. Anyway, between the toys and the girls sections.....boing!
- underhill14

Consumers Distributing. I remember those awkward years transitioning between perusing the toy section to the women's undies. Good times.

Consumers Distributing. I remember those awkward years transitioning between perusing the toy section to the women's undies. Good times.
- BlueBallz

When I was in grade 6 I discovered this thing called the internet..

The Sears catalogue quickly became redundant.. even my dads porno mags didn't do the trick..

Good ole technology came along at the right time.

Matthews no-look backhander to Leo..

Marner's SO goal where he dekes the Sens goalie outta his jockstrap.

Matthews plays puck to himself off the dot and snipes..

(frank) I wish I could watch all of Nylander, Matthews, Marner's, and awe heck Kadris goals over again..

Someone make a compilation!

Edit: Marner's may have been against FLA as mentioned.. I forget.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

They're on YouTube

Mine while pounding Nylander in a WET dream

They're on YouTube
- walshyleafsfan

LINK?

Of these, Kadri's was the best to me, but my fav goal was Connor Brown vs the Sens, set play when Matthews intentionally lost the faceoff and got it to Brown.

Of these, Kadri's was the best to me, but my fav goal was Connor Brown vs the Sens, set play when Matthews intentionally lost the faceoff and got it to Brown.
- 13sundin13

that was a great goal, this was the goal of the year for me. And the tap on the back of O Pr!ck was priceless.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHFsiEfhH5A

Tired. TGIF


You, Barb?
- Steven_Seagull

Well bird, life has a way of always finding your nuts with a big giant kick... some weeks...this was one of them.

But luckily I have two sacks! TGIF and Cheers!

Of these, Kadri's was the best to me, but my fav goal was Connor Brown vs the Sens, set play when Matthews intentionally lost the faceoff and got it to Brown.
- 13sundin13

I was just going to say rgis was second best after the AM sens one

GLG!

Back in the old days, before the internet...jesus. The Sears Christmas Wish Book usually had a few extra pages of good ladies underwear. That's what we had.

Young boys now, with the internet...Jesus Christ...
- Zezel

Yep.....




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Consumers Distributing. I remember those awkward years transitioning between perusing the toy section to the women's undies. Good times.
- BlueBallz

Hahahaha, that's it. And yes, me too.

LINK?
- Arctic_AARDVARK

I'm poop with links sorry. You just have to type in Nylander 2017 all goals or Matthews etc.

Of these, Kadri's was the best to me, but my fav goal was Connor Brown vs the Sens, set play when Matthews intentionally lost the faceoff and got it to Brown.
- 13sundin13

That Kadri goal vs Philly two years ago was one of the best goals I've seen for the Leafs.

Sundins "Ping" goal vs OTT is legendary too..

Matthews' 2nd goal against the Sens, where he went through the entire team and made a two time Norris winner look as if he was playing his first game.
- Steven_Seagull

yup

Since mostly every goal I would've mentioned already has in this thread already. The only other one I can think of that I don't think I seen mentioned. Was unfortunately our last goal of our season, but it was a thing of beauty. Obviously the bounce the puck took off the stanchion was extremely lucky, but the way Matthews got it to lay flat on the blade of his stick, and elevated it right to the top corner was perfect. Just wish it end up forcing game 7, ugh!!

there was a really sick goal all of you missed and have probably forgotten but it was the best but im not telling you guys. you have to guess which one.

Since mostly every goal I would've mentioned already has in this thread already. The only other one I can think of that I don't think I seen mentioned. Was unfortunately our last goal of our season, but it was a thing of beauty. Obviously the bounce the puck took off the stanchion was extremely lucky, but the way Matthews got it to lay flat on the blade of his stick, and elevated it right to the top corner was perfect. Just wish it end up forcing game 7, ugh!!
- LeafGuy89

NIce choice too.

The whole reason we didn't beat them in that game or in 4 or 5... our D couldn't hold the lead some...maybe most....nights.

Hopefully our D is better...not sure that it is....but then maybe we can watch a whole bunch of great goals and get the Ws too.

Matthews' one-handed deflection. Not sure who it was against but that was sweet.

Matthews' one-handed deflection. Not sure who it was against but that was sweet.
- Corn_Logg

Chicago.....early in the season....OT loss.

Back in the old days, before the internet...jesus. The Sears Christmas Wish Book usually had a few extra pages of good ladies underwear. That's what we had.

Young boys now, with the internet...Jesus Christ...
- Zezel

Remember when some guy from your posse would find a stash of porno mags in a plastic bag in a ravine?

You'd read them for a couple of weeks, hiding them in your new secret hiding place.

Then, alas, one day another group of kids would steal them from you.

Good times.

When JVR was crossing the blue line and hits the puck from behind him out of mid-air, has the puck land perfectly to rip a shot top corner. This was during the post season clinching game too to make things even better!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wBRCH5jpw90

If the criteria is what goal got the most fans on their feet it was in the same game where the most fans were ultimately disappointed. Not only was Matthews beauty last goal of the year against Washington in Game 6 a textbook display of Matthews quick hands, it should have been the one to take the series to 7 games. It looks fortunate, but I don't think there are too many in the league today who would have read, reacted and buried that one.

Since mostly every goal I would've mentioned already has in this thread already. The only other one I can think of that I don't think I seen mentioned. Was unfortunately our last goal of our season, but it was a thing of beauty. Obviously the bounce the puck took off the stanchion was extremely lucky, but the way Matthews got it to lay flat on the blade of his stick, and elevated it right to the top corner was perfect. Just wish it end up forcing game 7, ugh!!
- LeafGuy89

Sorry, I didn't read through all the thread before I posted, but I agree with you 100%.

Remember when some guy from your posse would find a stash of porno mags in a plastic bag in a ravine?

You'd read them for a couple of weeks, hiding them in your new secret hiding place.

Then, alas, one day another group of kids would steal them from you.

Good times.
- Atomic Wedgie

All the best poop happened down by the ravine.

Now if I hang around the ravine too long the cops show up.