I thought I saw everything when I saw a guy driving a Fiat 500 with a sport kit, a red leather interior and checkered racing stripes down the side...

But I haven't seen a guy driving a Cayenne, it's true.
- TheMussel

I know someone that has one. Haven't seen the husband drive it either. They are filthy rich though and have a plethora of vehicles. It honestly might just be the wife's vehicle.

I know someone that has one. Haven't seen the husband drive it either. They are filthy rich though and have a plethora of vehicles. It honestly might just be the wife's vehicle.
- bryant

eyelashes?

I've yet to see a man drive a Cayenne.
- daeth

Tony Soprano bought one for Carmella once. She said "Cayenne, like the peppah!?" and then didn't divorce him. Never saw him driving it though.

Tony Soprano bought one for Carmella once. She said "Cayenne, like the peppah!?" and then didn't divorce him. Never saw him driving it though.
- 1979AD

I drive a Crayon
- twiztedmike

What colour?

What colour?
- The Law

Purple, obviously...

I dont mind him either, good depth third line guy. Good defensively, just dont think he should be getting as much PP time as he does.
- ClarksonDavid

I can see that...but I can see why Babs likes him in front of the net on the PP..hard to move...makes quick passes when he gets the puck...totally unselfish.

I can see that...but I can see why Babs likes him in front of the net on the PP..hard to move...makes quick passes when he gets the puck...totally unselfish.
- Garnie

The fact that he's relatively disposable if hit by the puck while standing in front of the net is the only reason to have him out there on the PP...

1 native plus 1 bottle of rum = 0 oven doors
- jimi james

The fact that he's relatively disposable if hit by the puck while standing in front of the net is the only reason to have him out there on the PP...
- lumlums

That too...he got walloped last night and just kept on tickin!!!!

I've yet to see a man drive a Cayenne.
- daeth

Lupuls grandfather used to drive one. Through work in Edmonton I got to know him a little bit. I complimented his vehicle and he told me it was given to him by his son who got it from his son the hockey player.

I think he said a Rangerover was next in line. This was just before the Leafs got him.

Lupuls grandfather used to drive one. Through work in Edmonton I got to know him a little bit. I complimented his vehicle and he told me it was given to him by his son who got it from his son the hockey player.

I think he said a Rangerover was next in line. This was just before the Leafs got him.
- shack67

He's now driving a Hyundai Santa Fe...

He's now driving a Hyundai Santa Fe...
- SofaKingBored

Though to be fair Lupul is still getting paid. What's unclear is the ATM situation on the island...

Though to be fair Lupul is still getting paid. What's unclear is the ATM situation on the island...
- lumlums

Greatest secret in hockey right now...

Greatest secret in hockey right now...
- SofaKingBored

No kidding! If he was still in TO you'd have to think that somebody would have seen him...

No kidding! If he was still in TO you'd have to think that somebody would have seen him...
- lumlums

...and everyone in the media is afraid to mention his name or speculate!

He's now driving a Hyundai Santa Fe...
- SofaKingBored

I bought a new 4 cyl Tacoma last summer. Great on gas but slow as Roman Polak. Trying to merge is an adventure.

I bought a new 4 cyl Tacoma last summer. Great on gas but slow as Roman Polak. Trying to merge is an adventure.
- shack67

A 4 banger truck? I thought they all came with at least a 6cyl... So that thing will do 0 to 60 in three days?

...and everyone in the media is afraid to mention his name or speculate!
- SofaKingBored

Maybe he'll join the team for the playoffs! I'm kidding.

Maybe he'll join the team for the playoffs! I'm kidding.
- mykokes

Just shows up out of the blue with a coke dealer driving behind him in a stretched limo...

A 4 banger truck? I thought they all came with at least a 6cyl... So that thing will do 0 to 60 in three days?
- SofaKingBored

That sounds about right. I'm old and retired so no need rush anymore. Kayak and fishing gear in the back and big smile on my face. Life is great.

bit late

but new blog up

go leafs!

That sounds about right. I'm old and retired so no need rush anymore. Kayak and fishing gear in the back and big smile on my face. Life is great.
- shack67

Atta boy!

random topic, so yesterday Stee and I had a disagreement on facebook.

Steve's initial post:
To all my Leaf haters out there, here is an update. We sit 2nd in the Atlantic behind the Habs. Matthews is 4th overall in goal-scoring in the entire NHL and that poor-man's McDavid/Marner kid is 1st overall in rookie points' scoring in said entire league and is also leading the Leafs in points.

Like the douche I am, I corrected him, pointing out that he was tied for fifth, with 5 other players at 25 goals. ie. Crosby 30, Carter 27, and Ovechkin and Atkinson have 26. That's four players ahead of him and his 25.

Steve countered that this math only applies in standings. He is in a tie for #4, period. That Sid, 30, is in 1st. Carter next with 27. Cam & Ovi #3 with 26. 4th with 25 goals entails Mark, Tarasenko, Patches, Grabner, and our boy Auston.

I countered again, that no, if four guys finish ahead of you in a race you are fifth
Steve countered again, Last time I checked, only 3 ahead. 30, 27, 26. I am winning the arithmetix and the intrawebz Shawn. This went on to the point that I wanted to murder him.

He added that TWO GUYS ARE TIED FOR 3RD!!!! It's simple math. Stee for the win. Auston 20:16 is #4 (tie).

Is Steve really this dumb?
- mykokes

Sadly, I appears so.

Not only does NHL.com say otherwise, but if you want to use an example show him how score is kept in golf... But the idea of swapping strokes for goals in the example may prove to be a difficult concept to grasp.

*Insert stupid Leafs golf joke here by idiot troll*

I don't drive one

I just wanted to see who my real friends and enemies were and you FAILED my test
- twiztedmike

http://www.autotrader.ca/...cpo=ShowCPO&orup=1_15_438