Thank the Lord for the kids, allowing the S/O win. Matthews, Nylander and Marner were exceptional once again. Gonna be one hell of a Calder race
- walshyleafsfan

Is that the race you're in Leafland? Not playoffs? Or with Canucks on lotto pick

Is that the race you're in Leafland? Not playoffs? Or with Canucks on lotto pick
- Nuck4U

One of many races.

Edit: Can you please finish the joke in the Leafs thread? We're bursting

Missed the game was at Star Wars Rogue One.

Positives from the game?

Is playoff talk back on??

Missed the game was at Star Wars Rogue One.

Positives from the game?

Is playoff talk back on??
- LordHumungous

It's a sure thing once Rodin gets going.

I think we should replace WD with the Boston Pizza coach. He seems like a great motivator.

One of many races.

Edit: Can you please finish the joke in the Leafs thread? We're bursting
- walshyleafsfan

I know, he lays an egg then leaves.

I think we should replace WD with the Boston Pizza coach. He seems like a great motivator.
- boonerbuck

But is he a playoff coach?

But is he a playoff coach?
- Marwood

Once he kicks that trash can we are...

Scooby my goaltending is so bad this week you may have a chance

Scooby my hemorrhoids are so bad this week you may have a chance
- LeftCoaster

Fixed.

Fixed.
- Marwood

Never had em, they say they're awesome though

Never had em, they say they're awesome though
- LeftCoaster

I knew a guy who had to have them surgically removed. Might have been his steady diet of cocaine & booze.

Scooby my goaltending is so bad this week you may have a chance
- LeftCoaster

What do you mean this week? You have Mrazek and Mason. I have Lundqvist and Ward. My goalies are way better.

I knew a guy who had to have them surgically removed. Might have been his steady diet of cocaine & booze.
- Marwood

Sounds more like anal warts.

Sounds more like anal warts.
- Scooby_Doo

Apparently similar but worse.

What do you mean this week? You have Mrazek and Mason. I have Lundqvist and Ward. My goalies are way better.
- Scooby_Doo

Lundqvist is out, hurt, you have Cam Ward

I knew a guy who had to have them surgically removed. Might have been his steady diet of cocaine & booze.
- Marwood

Pleasant....I had kidney stones, that was sweet

Lundqvist is out, hurt, you have Cam Ward
- LeftCoaster

He had the flu., that's not hurt.

He had the flu., that's not hurt.
- Scooby_Doo

His feelings...

His feelings...
- LeftCoaster

Feelings are coach-able.

Feelings are coach-able.
- Marwood

Only with the most complex systems

Only with the most complex systems
- CanuckDon

I don't see it.

I don't see it.
- Marwood

Put down your crayons? It's not your fault...only the most knowledgeable posters grasp complex coaching.

Put down your crayons? It's not your fault...only the most knowledgeable posters grasp complex coaching.
- CanuckDon

Is this going to be a thing and wear off, like you are a good poster?

Is this going to be a thing and wear off, like you are a good poster?
- Makita

Thank you. You are also a good poster