I'm the one that usually just breaks the glass. I'm seeing 3-1 tomorrow, 5-2 Wed. and 4-1 Fri. All losses of course. Also that "they played hahd, but we couldn't get any puck luck."
- Isleshockeyman

I'm guessing you're not the one in your family that dresses up as Santa and brings joy and merriment

I'm guessing you're not the one in your family that dresses up as Santa and brings joy and merriment
- Upstate_isles

No, no I'm not. I sit on the couch watching the grandkids open presents and wonder how much that gift cost me while drowning out those thoughts with scotch.

No, no I'm not. I sit on the couch watching the grandkids open presents and wonder how much that gift cost me while drowning out those thoughts with scotch.
- Isleshockeyman

my mother in law asked to help her carry up gifts and gave me 17 and I said 17 this is way to many for 4 kids and she said no that's just for one........I need my pickup and minivan to get it all home and then we have my parents us and Santa it's way over the top too much they don't open them all. We were going to adopt a family that's less fortunate because it's so stupid

my mother in law asked to help her carry up gifts and gave me 17 and I said 17 this is way to many for 4 kids and she said no that's just for one........I need my pickup and minivan to get it all home and then we have my parents us and Santa it's way over the top too much they don't open them all. We were going to adopt a family that's less fortunate because it's so stupid
- Upstate_isles

Right? It's insane. Between wife, kids, family, grandkids, I quit. Santa doesn't want to play anymore.

Yeah, people usually say that I am a "glass 1/3 full guy"
- eichiefs9

Yeah people tell me that all the time

Meh, this team doesn't need anymore bad press. They're generating plenty on their own without the fans turning this into a total sideshow.

Plus, this year they put rules in place that eliminated the chance of any goofy sh
- eichiefs9it, like John Scott getting voted in, from ever happening again. I think the league picks a list of "eligible players" and the fans can choose from the list.

Anything to help rid this team of Snow
http://www.lighthousehock...oting-begins-december-1st

I know you guys want the losses to expedite the purge, but it would really help me out if you could whoop the Ducks.

I know you guys want the losses to expedite the purge, but it would really help me out if you could whoop the Ducks.
- Wildschwein

I'm about to purge one overweight trash-human from my company's payroll by the end of tomorrow.

I'm about to purge one overweight trash-human from my company's payroll by the end of tomorrow.
- eichiefs9

Nice. Right before Thanksgiving. Bet your favorite is firing people on Christmas Eve.

I'm about to purge one overweight trash-human from my company's payroll by the end of tomorrow.
- eichiefs9

Firing or decapitating?

I picture it going something like this.

I'm about to purge one overweight trash-human from my company's payroll by the end of tomorrow.
- eichiefs9

Nice. Right before Thanksgiving. Bet your favorite is firing people on Christmas Eve.
- Isleshockeyman

Typically, I hate firing people. But this very overweight girl is mentally unstable and called another, more very overweight girl "huge" earlier today. So she's getting later'd. After further review, it may be a week or two...but we'll get that sack of human garbage out of here soon.

Typically, I hate firing people. But this very overweight girl is mentally unstable and called another, more very overweight girl "huge" earlier today. So she's getting later'd. After further review, it may be a week or two...but we'll get that sack of human garbage out of here soon.
- eichiefs9

Typically, I don't mind firing people. There was always a good reason for it. Usually they were doing something that was costing the company money, which meant money out of my pocket and the rest of the employees that were doing a good job. Couple times I had to let people go that I liked. But, business is business and sometimes you have to do things you don't want to do when you're management.

Typically, I don't mind firing people. There was always a good reason for it. Usually they were doing something that was costing the company money, which meant money out of my pocket and the rest of the employees that were doing a good job. Couple times I had to let people go that I liked. But, business is business and sometimes you have to do things you don't want to do when you're management.
- Isleshockeyman

I'm usually OK with the logic behind it, but I've never enjoyed it. I will enjoy this one though.

I'm usually OK with the logic behind it, but I've never enjoyed it. I will enjoy this one though.
- eichiefs9

Have a nice glass of brandy and cigar after?

Have some bath salts and fist a couple circus monkeys.
- Wildschwein

Sounds about right

Sounds about right
- mdw7413

- Wildschwein

This is what I look like watching the isles play

This is what I look like watching the isles play
- Upstate_isles

This year I'm more like...

- Wildschwein

Hey we did a win

Hey we did a win
- eichiefs9

But you let the (frank)ing Ducks get a point!!!

In recompense you must bag a full limit of Ducks tomorrow with only 2 wasted shots.

But you let the (frank)ing Ducks get a point!!!

In recompense you must bag a full limit of Ducks tomorrow with only 2 wasted shots.
- Wildschwein

Clarification, please. Can he waste those 2 shots on MDW? Or would that even be considered "wasted shots"?

Clarification, please. Can he waste those 2 shots on MDW? Or would that even be considered "wasted shots"?
- Isleshockeyman

That depends entirely on the laws of your nation.
If it is NOT illegal to shoot a Ranger fan in the ass with with a load of #8 shot, then no those shots would not be wasted.
If it IS illegal to do so, then only one shot may be fired and any further shot would be considered wasted.

That depends entirely on the laws of your nation.
If it is NOT illegal to shoot a Ranger fan in the ass with with a load of #8 shot, then no those shots would not be wasted.
If it IS illegal to do so, then only one shot may be fired and any further shot would be considered wasted.
- Wildschwein

Ok, thank you for the clarification, kind sir. So there you have it Chiefs, Ranger-fan season is officially open.