She's pregnant, I would milk those puppies
- mdw7413

Looks like Sally struthers

Would that be performance enhancing?
- Wildschwein

Do you have any rug rats yet?

Looks like Sally struthers
- Upstate_isles

Do you have any rug rats yet?
- mdw7413

We all know which Jessica Simpson you were a fan of.



- eichiefs9

- Cptmjl

Nice attachment dildo

Nice attachment dildo
- mdw7413

Nice attachment dildo
- mdw7413

Nice attachment dildo
- mdw7413

Not a dildo

Not a dildo
- Cptmjl

Damn......

Do you have any rug rats yet?
- mdw7413

Nope. I am blessed/cursed with infertility.

Probably stems from all those polar bear tea bagging escapades.

Nope. I am blessed/cursed with infertility.

Probably stems from all those polar bear tea bagging escapades.
- Wildschwein

Did you accidently teabag a bear trap?

Did you accidently teabag a bear trap?
- Isleshockeyman

Puhleeese!

I am Wildschwein the Bear Whisperer!

Don't need no (frank)ing traps to tea bag a bear.

Nope. I am blessed/cursed with infertility.

Probably stems from all those polar bear tea bagging escapades.
- Wildschwein

Was just wondering, but maybe IslesHockeyMan can fill us in. I have friends who said the freakiest their wives ever were, was when they were pregnant.

Was just wondering, but maybe IslesHockeyMan can fill us in. I have friends who said the freakiest their wives ever were, was when they were pregnant.
- mdw7413

I have heard tell of such stories as well. Alas I shall never have first hand knowledge.

Kinda shocked you don't have any young ins yourself actually, illegitimate or otherwise.

Was just wondering, but maybe IslesHockeyMan can fill us in. I have friends who said the freakiest their wives ever were, was when they were pregnant.
- mdw7413

What a waste of freakiness

I have heard tell of such stories as well. Alas I shall never have first hand knowledge.

Kinda shocked you don't have any young ins yourself actually, illegitimate or otherwise.
- Wildschwein

Me too.... me too

What a waste of freakiness
- Cptmjl

Depends if you think your wife is hot. You have a ways to go though. Probably another 10 years till fertility

Depends if you think your wife is hot. You have a ways to go though. Probably another 10 years till fertility
- mdw7413

You'd be surprised.

https://en.wikipedia.org/...of_youngest_birth_mothers

You'd be surprised.

https://en.wikipedia.org/...of_youngest_birth_mothers
- Wildschwein

Wtf!!!

Wtf!!!
- mdw7413

Yup. Some horrible poop in that link.

Was just wondering, but maybe IslesHockeyMan can fill us in. I have friends who said the freakiest their wives ever were, was when they were pregnant.
- mdw7413

Well, I never knocked up wife #2, thank god, but wife #1 was horny as a son of a female dog when she was pregnant. Wanted it everywhere all the time. There were times I'd look down and thought I got it caught in a drum sander or something.

You'd be surprised.

https://en.wikipedia.org/...of_youngest_birth_mothers
- Wildschwein

Jesus H. Christ. What are you cpt.Jr.? You had that link up pretty damn quick.

Well, I never knocked up wife #2, thank god, but wife #1 was horny as a son of a female dog when she was pregnant. Wanted it everywhere all the time. There were times I'd look down and thought I got it caught in a drum sander or something.
- Isleshockeyman

Well, I never knocked up wife #2, thank god, but wife #1 was horny as a son of a female dog when she was pregnant. Wanted it everywhere all the time. There were times I'd look down and thought I got it caught in a drum sander or something.
- Isleshockeyman