Going to a bar after you just ate the worst food imaginable and carpet bombing the place is such fun. Doesn't get much better than watching a girls face turn to horror and looking at the guy standing next to her..
- mdw7413

Crop dusting 101

I thought not.
- Wildschwein

Methinks that would be a tmi kind of thing.

How exactly did you "make sure" of that. Did you tie her up and force feed her several cans of beans and broccoli then push on her stomach?
- Isleshockeyman

I just held my own in and just bided my time. I think I did irreparable damage to my lower intestines but it was worth it.

Actually I got her laughing 1 night and it shot out. Awkward silence and then she blamed the couch.

Often have flashbacks/sudden urges when showering at the gym/pool?
- Wildschwein

More like fears and regrets

Crop dusting 101
- Upstate_isles

Crap dusting, we call it out here. You can get 5-8 tables looking around if your good enough.

I just held my own in and just bided my time. I think I did irreparable damage to my lower intestines but it was worth it.

Actually I got her laughing 1 night and it shot out. Awkward silence and then she blamed the couch.
- mdw7413

Haaaaahaaahahaaa. Mine does that too. And the dog. She loves blaming the dog. Funny thing is, she could have just released a string of them and if I'm in another room and let one go, she'll get all serious and tell me how gross I am. Of course I point to the obvious infraction on her part, but, being married, that doesn't matter and it's different.

Haaaaahaaahahaaa. Mine does that too. And the dog. She loves blaming the dog. Funny thing is, she could have just released a string of them and if I'm in another room and let one go, she'll get all serious and tell me how gross I am. Of course I point to the obvious infraction on her part, but, being married, that doesn't matter and it's different.
- Isleshockeyman

I found if you want to either kill some ones sense of smell, or possibly send them to the hospital, a bag of frozen onion rings from the grocery store with copious amounts of ketchup will do the job. Make sure your house is clear of any small animals though and people with breathing issues

I found if you want to either kill some ones sense of smell, or possibly send them to the hospital, a bag of frozen onion rings from the grocery store with copious amounts of ketchup will do the job. Make sure your house is clear of any small animals though and people with breathing issues
- mdw7413

A baked potato with lots of cheese, butter and sour cream with a good helping of broccoli followed immediately with a healthy night of drinking and no one will come within a half a mile of you. Probably let you keep the bathroom at your work for yourself for that day.

I just held my own in and just bided my time. I think I did irreparable damage to my lower intestines but it was worth it.

Actually I got her laughing 1 night and it shot out. Awkward silence and then she blamed the couch.
- mdw7413

I had a gf that tried telling me to go to the bathroom everyou ime I had to fart I said we either have to breakup or move the bed into the bathroom

A baked potato with lots of cheese, butter and sour cream with a good helping of broccoli followed immediately with a healthy night of drinking and no one will come within a half a mile of you. Probably let you keep the bathroom at your work for yourself for that day.
- Isleshockeyman

Pickled eggs from the gas station, I poop so bad I went to hockey came home and gagged on a 2 hour old fart in the hockey room. Also made the owner of the bar leave his place after he was flicking matches at me.....guys on the team were two booths away in each direction

Pickled eggs from the gas station, I poop so bad I went to hockey came home and gagged on a 2 hour old fart in the hockey room. Also made the owner of the bar leave his place after he was flicking matches at me.....guys on the team were two booths away in each direction
- Upstate_isles

I was just in the office of one of the ladies at work and had to fart. She was trying to talk to me about a project and I just told her to email the info. Went back to my office and did the cough cover-up.

Hoping for a full blown embarrassment tonight. Does someone know which thread I should go to discuss farts?

Hoping for a full blown embarrassment tonight. Does someone know which thread I should go to discuss farts?
- Cptmjl

Both threads talk about poop

Hoping for a full blown embarrassment tonight. Does someone know which thread I should go to discuss farts?
- Cptmjl

Nope, no idea. We are a group of gentlemen who only discuss the finer points of the game of hockey. We would not stoop so low as to discuss the subject of flatulence.

*Edit - I am hoping for the same thing. A 12-1 loss would be nice. Not really hoping for that bad a score but it sure as hell would be embarrassing.

Nope, no idea. We are a group of gentlemen who only discuss the finer points of the game of hockey. We would not stoop so low as to discuss the subject of flatulence.
- Isleshockeyman

Quite right good sir, quite right.

Quite right good sir, quite right.
- Wildschwein

Fart jokes. How childish. *teehee*

Fart jokes. How childish. *teehee*
- Isleshockeyman

I had a gf that tried telling me to go to the bathroom everyou ime I had to fart I said we either have to breakup or move the bed into the bathroom
- Upstate_isles

Fart jokes. How childish. *teehee*
- Isleshockeyman

https://youtu.be/20D-kf9moX0

Both threads talk about poop
- Upstate_isles

Yeah man.

Chris Nichols @NicholsOnHockey
6m
Dreger: Vote of confidence from Snow for Capuano "very strong" and until that changes, Snow will continue to be loyal & have faith. #Isles

Chris Nichols @NicholsOnHockey
1m
Gist of Dreger's comments: Unless #Isles' ownership steps in, Snow will stand by Capuano because GM is loyal to/has faith in head coach.

Chris Nichols @NicholsOnHockey
6m
Dreger: Vote of confidence from Snow for Capuano "very strong" and until that changes, Snow will continue to be loyal & have faith. #Isles

Chris Nichols @NicholsOnHockey
1m
Gist of Dreger's comments: Unless #Isles' ownership steps in, Snow will stand by Capuano because GM is loyal to/has faith in head coach.




- eichiefs9

That's his buddy

That's his buddy
- Cptmjl

- eichiefs9

At least get Pierre Mcguire tonight......
Josh Bailey just knocked a man down with a hit better turn it off its the best thing we will see tonight

At least get Pierre Mcguire tonight......
- Upstate_isles

Not even watching. Becoming a common theme lately. Pot helps.