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- Upstate_isles

My wife is a kickboxing instructor and fitness freak with a genuine fondness for centerfire rifles. There is no "OR ELSE".

Now that you mention it I haven't had one since. Fortunately my birthday is coming up so she pretty much has to.
- Wildschwein

Mine too

Going to a bar after you just ate the worst food imaginable and carpet bombing the place is such fun. Doesn't get much better than watching a girls face turn to horror and looking at the guy standing next to her..
- mdw7413

You are one cruel dude!

Now that you mention it I haven't had one since. Fortunately my birthday is coming up so she pretty much has to.
- Wildschwein

So you think she's going to make a wish and blow you? Don't be surprised if she has a headache or isn't feeling good, etc.

Mine too
- mdw7413

December or January?

You are one cruel dude!
- Wildschwein

You never carpet bombed? Its (frank)ing glorious

December or January?
- Wildschwein

Friday the 2nd

So you think she's going to make a wish and blow you? Don't be surprised if she has a headache or isn't feeling good, etc.
- Isleshockeyman

No, no, no. I'm going to make the wish and she will blow me. At least she better if she wants to get that .30-06 for her birthday.

Friday the 2nd
- mdw7413

No poop, that's my sisters b-day too. When's your Schwein?

No poop, that's my sisters b-day too. When's your Schwein?
- Isleshockeyman

Is your sister hot?

You never carpet bombed? Its (frank)ing glorious
- mdw7413

Not many bars around here that one can do such things. Ladies in our pubs have already saturated the area with chemical weapons.

No poop, that's my sisters b-day too. When's your Schwein?
- Isleshockeyman

11th of January.

Not many bars around here that one can do such things. Ladies in our pubs have already saturated the area with chemical weapons.
- Wildschwein

You never carpet bombed? Its (frank)ing glorious
- mdw7413

I'll pull a Cleveland steamer (or Dutch oven) on my wife. The funny part is, she's one the farting and they're (frank)ing nasty. I tell her she needs to go wipe because if she didn't poop, she should have. I get her laughing to the point of tears.

11th of January.
- Wildschwein

Now, is that in meters, kilo's.....

11th of January.
- Wildschwein

You got a damn long ways to wait.

11th of January.
- Wildschwein

Mine just past. Interesting to know the we're in about a month and a half's time. for birthdays.

I'll pull a Cleveland steamer (or Dutch oven) on my wife. The funny part is, she's one the farting and they're (frank)ing nasty. I tell her she needs to go wipe because if she didn't poop, she should have. I get her laughing to the point of tears.
- Isleshockeyman

I made sure my gf farted 1st when we hooked up. Ever since then its open season, but because of that she hasn't farted in front of me since and that was 10 years ago


Also I think a Clevland steamer would be you sh!tting on your wifes chest or vice versa.... ... I'm not here to judge though

Now, is that in meters, kilo's.....
- Isleshockeyman

Liters.

I made sure my gf farted 1st when we hooked up. Ever since then its open season, but because of that she hasn't farted in front of me since and that was 10 years ago
- mdw7413

My ex never farted in front of me. Except a couple times in her sleep. The current one will let 'em rip and blame the dog. I call her the gas chamber and gave her the Indian name of Stinking Wind.

I made sure my gf farted 1st when we hooked up. Ever since then its open season, but because of that she hasn't farted in front of me since and that was 10 years ago
- mdw7413

I did the same. Sadly she picked a very inopportune time to break that barrier. She says it was accidental but I don't believe her.

I made sure my gf farted 1st when we hooked up. Ever since then its open season, but because of that she hasn't farted in front of me since and that was 10 years ago


Also I think a Clevland steamer would be you sh!tting on your wifes chest or vice versa.... ... I'm not here to judge though
- mdw7413

How exactly did you "make sure" of that. Did you tie her up and force feed her several cans of beans and broccoli then push on her stomach?

You got a damn long ways to wait.
- mdw7413

After 10 years of marriage a month or so doesn't seem overly long.

I did the same. Sadly she picked a very inopportune time to break that barrier. She says it was accidental but I don't believe her.


- Wildschwein

Don't need to explain any further

Don't need to explain any further
- mdw7413

I thought not.