Dunvegan is a bridge over a river. Thus you are right on both accounts.

I always suspected MDW was roughly about 25. Am I wrong in this assumption?
- Wildschwein

I wish... 15 years ago I was 25.

My brother was a huge Devils fan, so as the younger brother I had to root for the rival. Its the law down here in the states

Uhhhh, yes. I won't spill his age. He can if he'd like.
- Isleshockeyman

I'm beginning to suspect that my whole mental depiction of MDW is going to fall to pieces.

I wish... 15 years ago I was 25.

My brother was a huge Devils fan, so as the younger brother I had to root for the rival. Its the law down here in the states
- mdw7413

Your 40.

Really robbing the cradle with me aren't you.

SO do you have any love for the Devils?

I wish... 15 years ago I was 25.

My brother was a huge Devils fan, so as the younger brother I had to root for the rival. Its the law down here in the states
- mdw7413

That's right, forgot about that, MDW. You did tell me that once.

Your 40.

Really robbing the cradle with me aren't you.

SO do you have any love for the Devils?
- Wildschwein

He's capt. jr.

He's capt. jr.
- Isleshockeyman

Yup. Just not as Jr as I originally thought.

Yup. Just not as Jr as I originally thought.
- Wildschwein

No, no he isn't. More along the lines of your sugar daddy.

Your 40.

Really robbing the cradle with me aren't you.

SO do you have any love for the Devils?
- Wildschwein

Nope, I hate the Devils with a passion. Its funny cause a lot of the Rangers fans grew up in LI or somewhere in NY and they hate the Isles. I never got into that rivalry. Where I live its always Rangers/Devils. Surprising me and Smelly get along so well.

My gf says I'm very young for my age. Or her favorite, "What the (frank) is wrong with you?!"

No, no he isn't. More along the lines of your sugar daddy.
- Isleshockeyman

Shouldn't he be showering me with gifts then?

Shouldn't he be showering me with gifts then?
- Wildschwein

I have a gf and a puppy. I can't afford you.. My gift to you is my spectacular demeanor, quick wit, and sexy body.

Nope, I hate the Devils with a passion. Its funny cause a lot of the Rangers fans grew up in LI or somewhere in NY and they hate the Isles. I never got into that rivalry. Where I live its always Rangers/Devils. Surprising me and Smelly get along so well.

My gf says I'm very young for my age. Or her favorite, "What the (frank) is wrong with you?!"
- mdw7413

One of my wife's favorite sayings as well.

I got one up on her a couple weeks ago though. She said something disparaging about McDavid (can't remember what exactly), and the comeback I had seen in the Rangers thread popped into my head. Her jaw pretty much hit the floor when I said:

"I can't believe I put my Richard in your mouth".

About 5 seconds of solid silence then she broke down in laughter. For a couple seconds I thought she was gonna kill me.

I have a gf and a puppy. I can't afford you.. My gift to you is my spectacular demeanor, quick wit, and sexy body.
- mdw7413

I greatly appreciate the first two.

One of my wife's favorite sayings as well.

I got one up on her a couple weeks ago though. She said something disparaging about McDavid (can't remember what exactly), and the comeback I had seen in the Rangers thread popped into my head. Her jaw pretty much hit the floor when I said,

"I can't believe I put my Richard in your mouth".

About 5 seconds of solid silence then she broke down in laughter. For a couple seconds I thought she was gonna kill me.

- Wildschwein

I think that was Fenrir who said that.

I haven't used that one yet though. My gf is from PA and I am convinced they don't do sarcasm or humor in PA. When she 1st met me she thought I was an awful human being.

One of my wife's favorite sayings as well.

I got one up on her a couple weeks ago though. She said something disparaging about McDavid (can't remember what exactly), and the comeback I had seen in the Rangers thread popped into my head. Her jaw pretty much hit the floor when I said:

"I can't believe I put my Richard in your mouth".

About 5 seconds of solid silence then she broke down in laughter. For a couple seconds I thought she was gonna kill me.
- Wildschwein

Oh she will, just don't get too used to sleeping much. It might not be in a week or a month or even a year, but it will come back up. And she will tell you how much she was hurt by it and yada, yada, yada. By the way, don't go thinking your getting a blow job for a while.

I think that was Fenrir who said that.

I haven't used that one yet though. My gf is from PA and I am convinced they don't do sarcasm or humor in PA. When she 1st met me she thought I was an awful human being.
- mdw7413

Pennsatucky and you are an awful human being but that's probably why you fit in here

I think that was Fenrir who said that.

I haven't used that one yet though. My gf is from PA and I am convinced they don't do sarcasm or humor in PA. When she 1st met me she thought I was an awful human being.
- mdw7413

Did someone say you weren't?

Pennsatucky and you are an awful human being but that's probably why you fit in here
- Upstate_isles

Well she was previously married to a guy who didn't think farts were funny.. How the (frank) are farts not funny? Guy was such a tool bag

Did someone say you weren't?
- Isleshockeyman

No... My dog likes me though..

Well she was previously married to a guy who didn't think farts were funny.. How the (frank) are farts not funny? Guy was such a tool bag
- mdw7413

Who doesn't laugh at farts the worse they are the funnier although I'm going to sabres rags in Buffalo tomorrow 2 rows behind sabres bench and with all the drinking and bar food the ride home Friday should be brutal......funny but brutal

No... My dog likes me though..
- mdw7413

Constantly trying to hump you doesn't mean he likes you. I hate Morgo Robbies guts but I would (frank) the poop out her. Same thing.

Oh she will, just don't get too used to sleeping much. It might not be in a week or a month or even a year, but it will come back up. And she will tell you how much she was hurt by it and yada, yada, yada. By the way, don't go thinking your getting a blow job for a while.
- Isleshockeyman

Now that you mention it I haven't had one since. Fortunately my birthday is coming up so she pretty much has to.

Constantly trying to hump you doesn't mean he likes you. I hate Morgo Robbies guts but I would (frank) the poop out her. Same thing.
- Wildschwein

I was like that in jail but it's different on the outside

Now that you mention it I haven't had one since. Fortunately my birthday is coming up so she pretty much has to.
- Wildschwein

OR ESLE

I was like that in jail but it's different on the outside
- Upstate_isles

Often have flashbacks/sudden urges when showering at the gym/pool?

Who doesn't laugh at farts the worse they are the funnier although I'm going to sabres rags in Buffalo tomorrow 2 rows behind sabres bench and with all the drinking and bar food the ride home Friday should be brutal......funny but brutal
- Upstate_isles

Going to a bar after you just ate the worst food imaginable and carpet bombing the place is such fun. Doesn't get much better than watching a girls face turn to horror and looking at the guy standing next to her..