T'is the same in Canada. Some days I just wanna walk down the street ask say "Go (frank) yourself" to everyone I meet.
- Wildschwein

So you've met me walking down the street?

I've started telling people my name in Russian. Yukan Fukov.

So you've met me walking down the street?

I've started telling people my name in Russian. Yukan Fukov.
- Isleshockeyman

T'is the same in Canada. Some days I just wanna walk down the street ask say "Go (frank) yourself" to everyone I meet.
- Wildschwein

I do that all the time. Its like my neighborhood greeting

I do that all the time. Its like my neighborhood greeting
- mdw7413

"Yo, Jimmy. Go (frank) yourself. How's your mother?"

I do that all the time. Its like my neighborhood greeting
- mdw7413

Moving to New Yo... wait. Nope not doing it. Too (frank)ing many Ranger/Yankee fans.

Moving to New Yo... wait. Nope not doing it. Too (frank)ing many Ranger/Yankee fans.
- Wildschwein

Canada wtf
http://www.cnn.com/2016/1...lback-dui-trnd/index.html

"Yo, Jimmy. Go (frank) yourself. How's your mother?"
- Isleshockeyman

Exactly..

Moving to New Yo... wait. Nope not doing it. Too (frank)ing many Ranger/Yankee fans.
- Wildschwein

Im in New Jersey. (frank) NY

Canada wtf
http://www.cnn.com/2016/1...lback-dui-trnd/index.html
- Upstate_isles

That's just wrong. What the hell, Schwein? I thought you were supposed to be a friendly people. That's just cruel. People at Guantanamo think that's harsh.

"Yo, Jimmy. Go (frank) yourself. How's your mother?"
- Isleshockeyman

Me and my Spanish neighbor are awful to each other. I sent a fake ransom note to his house cut from letters in a magazine. He texted me as soon as he read it

Me and my Spanish neighbor are awful to each other. I sent a fake ransom note to his house cut from letters in a magazine. He texted me as soon as he read it
- mdw7413

I shot my Mexican neighbors dog. He knocked on my door and we fought in the street until I knocked him out. Ahhh, good times.

I shot my Mexican neighbors dog. He knocked on my door and we fought in the street until I knocked him out. Ahhh, good times.
- Isleshockeyman

Wtf?

Wtf?
- mdw7413

Just kidding. I knocked him out on my doorstep.

That's just wrong. What the hell, Schwein? I thought you were supposed to be a friendly people. That's just cruel. People at Guantanamo think that's harsh.
- Isleshockeyman

The Canada you knew and loved is dead. What has risen in its place is unspeakable.

Canada wtf
http://www.cnn.com/2016/1...lback-dui-trnd/index.html
- Upstate_isles

I shot my Mexican neighbors dog. He knocked on my door and we fought in the street until I knocked him out. Ahhh, good times.
- Isleshockeyman

By "dog" do you mean his olive eyed son who was hitting on your step daughter that sports the tremendous chesticles?

The Canada you knew and loved is dead. What has risen in its place is unspeakable.
- Wildschwein

So the streets are now running brown with poutine gravy?

By "dog" do you mean his olive eyed son who was hitting on your step daughter that sports the tremendous chesticles?
- Wildschwein

No, I'm just screwing around. I actually like my Mexican neighbors dog.
His family that constantly visits, I (frank)ing despise them.

So the streets are now running brown with poutine gravy?
- Isleshockeyman

No, no, no. That WAS the Canada you knew and loved. The gravy has now become a putrid stream of hummus and Vegemite.

No, I'm just screwing around. I actually like my Mexican neighbors dog.
His family that constantly visits, I (frank)ing despise them.
- Isleshockeyman

I wasn't at all concerned about you whumping on your neighbor. I was just trying to lead the conversation in the general direction of perky Arizonian boobies.

I wasn't at all concerned about you whumping on your neighbor. I was just trying to lead the conversation in the general direction of perky Arizonian boobies.
- Wildschwein

I know where you were going. That's why I tried to put you back on the proper path.
And damn that hummus & vegemite. Hummus I could live with but vegemite? I'd rather root for the Rags. And I hate that team with the intensity of a thousand white hot suns. I like MDW though. Weird...

I know where you were going. That's why I tried to put you back on the proper path.
And damn that hummus & vegemite. Hummus I could live with but vegemite? I'd rather root for the Rags. And I hate that team with the intensity of a thousand white hot suns. I like MDW though. Weird...
- Isleshockeyman

I suspect MDW is a closet Devils fan myself. After all how many Ranger fans can there be in Jersey? I would think they'd be as ostracized as a Flames fan north of the Dunvegan.

I suspect MDW is a closet Devils fan myself. After all how many Ranger fans can there be in Jersey? I would think they'd be as ostracized as a Flames fan north of the Dunvegan.
- Wildschwein

Before I break my google box, I'm just going to assume that this Dunvegan, of which you speak, is a river or highway.
You have to remember that the devils weren't there until the early-80's. So a lot of those older guys, like MDW, were Rags fans before then.

Before I break my google box, I'm just going to assume that this Dunvegan, of which you speak, is a river or highway.
You have to remember that the devils weren't there until the early-80's. So a lot of those older guys, like MDW, were Rags fans before then.
- Isleshockeyman

Dunvegan is a bridge over a river. Thus you are right on both accounts.

I always suspected MDW was roughly about 25. Am I wrong in this assumption?

Dunvegan is a bridge over a river. Thus you are right on both accounts.

I always suspected MDW was roughly about 25. Am I wrong in this assumption?
- Wildschwein

Uhhhh, yes. I won't spill his age. He can if he'd like.