You old bastard.
- Wildschwein

Feel better, my friend?

Feel better, my friend?
- Isleshockeyman

*looks outside of my snowy -4 F* window*

For you yes.

*looks outside of my snowy -4 F* window*

For you yes.
- Wildschwein

I guess the bright side is that we'll only have a high of 69 today.

We actually do have dimes. I was just hoping to make you Google it.

Did I mention our dimes are 6 centimeters wide and come in 20 centimeter long rolls?
- Wildschwein

I need inches damn you! Not that commie measuring stuff

I need inches damn you! Not that commie measuring stuff
- mdw7413

Careful what you wish for.

I need inches damn you! Not that commie measuring stuff
- mdw7413

Not shocked by this

Not shocked by this
- Cptmjl

You and the Arizona (frank)..

I was going to edit it, but i'm too (frank)ing lazy

I need inches damn you! Not that commie measuring stuff
- mdw7413

If you didn't drink so much during our date nights you'd remember exactly how many inches that is.

You and the Arizona (frank)..

I was going to edit it, but i'm too (frank)ing lazy
- mdw7413

They beat me too it.

You and the Arizona (frank)..

I was going to edit it, but i'm too (frank)ing lazy
- mdw7413

If you didn't drink so much during our date nights you'd remember exactly how many inches that is.
- Wildschwein

Like a wrench down a tunnel my friend

Like a wrench down a tunnel my friend
- mdw7413

Hot dog down a hallway?

Hot dog down a hallway?
- Isleshockeyman

- mdw7413

Poor Schwein. Starts off with 6 millimeters, then has the cold shrivel affect.

Poor Schwein. Starts off with 6 millimeters, then has the cold shrivel affect.
- Isleshockeyman

Where he lives he probably has to tie a string on it so he doesn't lose it in the cold.

Where he lives he probably has to tie a string on it so he doesn't lose it in the cold.
- mdw7413

Nope. Northern Albertan men undergo a transformation during the winter. Kinda turns into something similar to an inny belly button. Else wise it would simply freeze and fall off.

Hot dog down a hallway?
- Isleshockeyman

I blame Hayes. All I get is sloppy seconds.

I blame Hayes. All I get is sloppy seconds.
- Wildschwein

As long as your pounding on Lundquist, it's all good.

As long as your pounding on Lundquist, it's all good.

- Isleshockeyman

I wouldn't touch that ugly (frank)er with a Franco-phones Richard.

I wouldn't touch that ugly (frank)er with a Franco-phones Richard.
- Wildschwein

Hey, hey, hey. No need to get personal here. What have I done to you?

Nope. Northern Albertan men undergo a transformation during the winter. Kinda turns into something similar to an inny belly button. Else wise it would simply freeze and fall off.
- Wildschwein

Hey, hey, hey. No need to get personal here. What have I done to you?
- Isleshockeyman

Oh yeah... My bad. As a western Canadian I am just so used to making fun of Frankies.

I shall correct myself. I wouldn't (frank) that ugly (frank)er with a Ranger fans (looking at you MDW) Richard!

Better?

Oh yeah... My bad. As a western Canadian I am just so used to making fun of Frankies.

I shall correct myself. I wouldn't (frank) that ugly (frank)er with a Ranger fans (looking at you MDW) Richard!

Better?
- Wildschwein

Much, thank you. At least that way, no one gets offended. Have to remember, in this country it's illegal to offend anybody. Everyone's (frank)ing feelings have to be (frank)ing considered.

Much, thank you. At least that way, no one gets offended. Have to remember, in this country it's illegal to offend anybody. Everyone's (frank)ing feelings have to be (frank)ing considered.
- Isleshockeyman

T'is the same in Canada. Some days I just wanna walk down the street ask say "Go (frank) yourself" to everyone I meet.

Much, thank you. At least that way, no one gets offended. Have to remember, in this country it's illegal to offend anybody. Everyone's (frank)ing feelings have to be (frank)ing considered.
- Isleshockeyman

T'is the same in Canada. Some days I just wanna walk down the street and say "Go (frank) yourself" to everyone I meet.