Just gotta marry Eva Shockey, like former-Hurricane Tim Brent did.
- eichiefs9

You know Eva just doesn't do it for me.
Actually none of the mainstream huntresses do. I'd (frank) em don't get me wrong, but I wouldn't want to share a blind with them.

I meant with a blindfold. Pretending it was someone elses hand
- mdw7413

Just carry a blindfold with you at all times do you?

Or you could just find a good looking lady hunting buddy.
- Wildschwein

That's why Chiefs brings MDW. Not so much the good looking part, but the lady part. Plus if he gets bored and there's nothing going on, he can send him out there for "practice".

Just carry a blindfold with you at all times do you?
- Wildschwein

Based on the way Chief has described MDW's GF, he probably already does.

Just carry a blindfold with you at all times do you?
- Wildschwein

You never know when you are going to have to abduc............... nevermind

Or you could just find a good looking lady hunting buddy.
- Wildschwein

I don't know what she is hunting with an MP5 but I'm in.

Based on the way Chief has described MDW's GF, he probably already does.
- Isleshockeyman

If Chief really met my gf, he would probably be shocked.

That's why Chiefs brings MDW. Not so much the good looking part, but the lady part. Plus if he gets bored and there's nothing going on, he can send him out there for "practice".
- Isleshockeyman

If Chief really met my gf, he would probably be shocked.
- mdw7413

Hell I'm just shocked you have a girlfriend.

I don't know what she is hunting with an MP5 but I'm in.
- mdw7413

I fear not much hunting would get done is if she were my hunting buddy. Probably have to borrow your blindfold though.

Hell I'm just shocked you have a girlfriend.
- Wildschwein

Trust me.. Me too

That's why Chiefs brings MDW. Not so much the good looking part, but the lady part. Plus if he gets bored and there's nothing going on, he can send him out there for "practice".
- Isleshockeyman

Wtf? Thats not very nice...

Fack these guys I'll be at the Giants game tonight!!

Fack these guys I'll be at the Giants game tonight!!
- Vukota

They ain't catching Dallas, might as well fold that season up too.

They ain't catching Dallas, might as well fold that season up too.
- mdw7413

I hope Dallas goes 14-2 (both losses to the Giants).

That way when they inevitably lose their first playoff game, it will be so much sweeter mocking all the Cowboy fans on my Facebook news feed.

It's like a foolproof test...if you grew up in the 90's and are currently a Cowboys/Packers/Broncos fan not from any of those corresponding states, or nearby ones without a team: you were a front-runner as a child.

I hope Dallas goes 14-2 (both losses to the Giants).

That way when they inevitably lose their first playoff game, it will be so much sweeter mocking all the Cowboy fans on my Facebook news feed.

It's like a foolproof test...if you grew up in the 90's and are currently a Cowboys/Packers/Broncos fan not from any of those corresponding states, or nearby ones without a team: you were a front-runner as a child.
- eichiefs9

I was a fan since the 80's, but that was because of the cheerleaders, because how much does a 7 year old really know about football?

Wtf? Thats not very nice...
- mdw7413

Just playing around

I hope Dallas goes 14-2 (both losses to the Giants).

That way when they inevitably lose their first playoff game, it will be so much sweeter mocking all the Cowboy fans on my Facebook news feed.

It's like a foolproof test...if you grew up in the 90's and are currently a Cowboys/Packers/Broncos fan not from any of those corresponding states, or nearby ones without a team: you were a front-runner as a child.
- eichiefs9

I hate the Cowboys with the intensity of a hundred white hot suns. Unfortunately, there are a few of their fans in my office.

Just playing around

- Isleshockeyman

They ain't catching Dallas, might as well fold that season up too.
- mdw7413

- mdw7413

See, I give you a good looking woman with, ummm, something popping up between her breasts and you give me an air humping dog.

See, I give you a good looking woman with, ummm, something popping up between her breasts and you give me an air humping dog.
- Isleshockeyman

I'd eat a mile-long trail of poop just to get to Allison Brie's ass.

I'd eat a mile-long trail of poop just to get to Allison Brie's ass.
- eichiefs9

Wait, that's kind of gross.

Wait, that's kind of gross.
- Isleshockeyman

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Alison Brie rules

See, I give you a good looking woman with, ummm, something popping up between her breasts and you give me an air humping dog.
- Isleshockeyman

The dog was impressed with your gif