92 Red Bulls

- MikesPillBottle

That would kill them all.

poop my BP went to 180/120 just from one energy drink and 2 20 oz sodas in one day.

That would kill them all.

poop my BP went to 180/120 just from one energy drink and 2 20 oz sodas in one day.
- dragonoffrost

Nah they can handle it. If not, we get out of a contract early. Win/Win

Amphetamine
Crack
8 Ball
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92 Red Bulls
- MikesPillBottle

This is what Mike Richards referred to as "a light breakfast."

Because he liked to do drugs.

This is what Mike Richards referred to as "a light breakfast."

Because he liked to do drugs.
- jmatchett383

Do you think Steve Mason drinks a bull on nights where he backs up Neuvirth?

Has the fanbase turned on Provorov yet?

Has the fanbase turned on Provorov yet?
- Tomahawk

I've been told that 19 year old athletes learn best at the highest level of any given sport.

We'll certainly see if that is true in this case.

I've been told that 19 year old athletes learn best at the highest level of any given sport.

We'll certainly see if that is true in this case.
- johndewar

he clearly has the ability to be in the league

he clearly has the ability to be in the league
- YuenglingJagr

I don't think there is doubt about his ability.

Has the fanbase turned on Provorov yet?
- Tomahawk

He's not NHL ready, and he looks lost out there

It is pretty much a certainty that he said "(frank) you, Provy"
- YuenglingJagr

Provy doesn't even look at him when he's talking to him. He's got no respect for him as a leader, and why should he?

Has the fanbase turned on Provorov yet?
- Tomahawk

Bust, trade him for AMac.

Has the fanbase turned on Provorov yet?
- Tomahawk

You mean Loooooooooooooooserov?

I was the only one who didnt believe!!!!!11!!!!one!!!!!!!!!

Provy doesn't even look at him when he's talking to him. He's got no respect for him as a leader, and why should he?
- Mononoke

He probably even calls him "Fraud Giroux" when Claude isn't around.

He probably even calls him "Fraud Giroux" when Claude isn't around.
- johndewar

It makes Konecny giggle

It makes Konecny giggle
- Mononoke

do you think anyone even talks to VDV? Or he just sits outside Hakstol's office

Raffl out 10-14 days.

Raffl out 10-14 days.
- Feanor

dead before christmas, just as I suspected

do you think anyone even talks to VDV? Or he just sits outside Hakstol's office
- YuenglingJagr

No one likes VandeVelde, not even his teammates. He eats lunch in the bathroom, and spends recess playing strip poker with Hakstol.

No one likes VandeVelde, not even his teammates. He eats lunch in the bathroom, and spends recess playing strip poker with Hakstol.
- Mononoke

can we sign him just so we can demote him to the ECHL?

Raffl out 10-14 days.
- Feanor

Can we confirm or deny that VandeVelde has voodoo dolls of his teammates to help keep his roster spot?

we're on pace for 30-50 this year boys

hey guys we scored four goals last night wow

we're on pace for 20-60 this year boys
- 2Real

#nohattricksforpatrick

hey guys we scored four goals last night wow
- Mordecai

but we gave up 7

Maybe just maybe Cousins AND Lyubimov will go into the lineup. VDV doesn't HAVE to be in. We have the people.