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- Steven_Seagull

USA wins one pre-tournament game and americans think they are the best nation in hockey

USA wins one pre-tournament game and americans think they are the best nation in hockey
- Cherry--Skoal

Wonder have they started making the movie yet..

USA wins one pre-tournament game and americans think they are the best nation in hockey
- Cherry--Skoal

[quote=Woderwick]

da fuk...

Wonder have they started making the movie yet..
- Fruitcakenipple

Where?
- sloppyseconds2

Outlet mall Niagara on the lake

da fuk...
- Fruitcakenipple

Ha ha I can't believe we traded Clarkson, hired LouCock, dumped Kessel and Phaneuf, and won the lottery.

Christine Simpson 80 or what.. Tits prevent her from get'n dumped/fired..

Welp I turned 38 today and decided it's time to get hip. I googled what smh and yolo and bae means finally. There's way too many Internet slang acronyms to rememeber them all.

Christine Simpson 80 or what.. Tits prevent her from get'n dumped/fired..
- Fruitcakenipple

She has a weird face.

She has a weird face.
- RogerRoeper

But do you really need to see her face to merge with her?



Booty slapping

But do you really need to see her face to merge with her?



Booty slapping


- dmnted

roflmao

Welp I turned 38 today and decided it's time to get hip. I googled what smh and yolo and bae means finally. There's way too many Internet slang acronyms to rememeber them all.
- TonkaPhaneuf

You know you're old when your slang words are now like slang words from the 1920s or something.

You know you're old when your slang words are now like slang words from the 1920s or something.
- Zezel

and you are wearing bell bottom jeans.

and you have bell bottom jeans.
- dmnted

And they've been in and out a few times since then lol

Now if you remember before the internet, mobile, social media, etc...that is crazy. What a difference that was. That's like remembering before the automobile and airplanes.

And they've been in and out a few times since then lol

Now if you remember before the internet, mobile, social media, etc...that is crazy. What a difference that was. That's like remembering before the automobile and airplanes.
- Zezel

Having a poop before cellphones was terrible. Rememeber reading shampoo bottles if you forgot the Archie comics

Having a poop before cellphones was terrible. Rememeber reading shampoo bottles if you forgot the Archie comics
- TonkaPhaneuf

Ha ha, yeah cellphones do rule on the poopter. You can even take pictures of your creation.

Modern phones are pretty much (frank)ing tricorders from Star Trek Next Generation at this point, it's crazy. I'm still trying to wrap my mind around microwave ovens.

I'm lying down and not get'n up for no fk'n anthems..


and just look at the ugly on that singer...

torts...

Having a poop before cellphones was terrible. Rememeber reading shampoo bottles if you forgot the Archie comics
- TonkaPhaneuf

Shampoo bottles are SO BORING.

New logo sucks

Shampoo bottles are SO BORING.
- daeth

Conditioner blows it away.