But pants stay on?
- TPC

You don't have to keep them on. I would though.

You don't have to keep them on. I would though.
- Mr.Bobby

Yeah, but those donkeys are all gone. Garth has been here since 2005.

http://www.hockeybuzz.com/blog.php?post_id=71
- eichiefs9

Nah all those donkeys combined into their final form: James Tanner

Nah all those donkeys combined into their final form: James Tanner
- rangerdanger94

Did you even read Garth's first blog?

Hockey is my business and business is good! I'm a student of the game
and I'm not afraid to to call out players, coaches, managers, and
owners for disrespecting MY NHL. I'm old school... While all the kids
onmy block wanted to be Gilbert Perrrault and Dave Keon in road
hockey, I wanted to be Jerry Korab or Harold Snepts. I'm a cranky wiener
who fancies himself a guardian of this greatgame. I'll use this
pulpit to preach the puck gospel. Game On!



I was the kid in school whofelt most comfortable expressing
himself with his Crayola 64 pack, and later, a can of silver metallic
Krylon on the highway overpass wall.



I wasn't born with a synergy stick in my hand. I'm all about
twigs that don't snap when you lean into a slapper. I hated Cooper Alls
and Jofa lids; Visors are for cowards and pretty boys. You wanna go,
Racky? Next face off, center ice!

The rangers are going to win the Jiri Hudler sweepstakes once this nonsense is finally over.

Did you even read Garth's first blog?

Hockey is my business and business is good! I'm a student of the game
and I'm not afraid to to call out players, coaches, managers, and
owners for disrespecting MY NHL. I'm old school... While all the kids
onmy block wanted to be Gilbert Perrrault and Dave Keon in road
hockey, I wanted to be Jerry Korab or Harold Snepts. I'm a cranky wiener
who fancies himself a guardian of this greatgame. I'll use this
pulpit to preach the puck gospel. Game On!



I was the kid in school whofelt most comfortable expressing
himself with his Crayola 64 pack, and later, a can of silver metallic
Krylon on the highway overpass wall.



I wasn't born with a synergy stick in my hand. I'm all about
twigs that don't snap when you lean into a slapper. I hated Cooper Alls
and Jofa lids; Visors are for cowards and pretty boys. You wanna go,
Racky? Next face off, center ice!


- eichiefs9

I feel like he just took the lyrics to a Will Smith 90s hit and put in hockey terms

The rangers are going to win the Jiri Hudler sweepstakes once this nonsense is finally over.
- MiloslavHorava

What a time to be alive

Did you even read Garth's first blog?

Hockey is my business and business is good! I'm a student of the game
and I'm not afraid to to call out players, coaches, managers, and
owners for disrespecting MY NHL. I'm old school... While all the kids
onmy block wanted to be Gilbert Perrrault and Dave Keon in road
hockey, I wanted to be Jerry Korab or Harold Snepts. I'm a cranky wiener
who fancies himself a guardian of this greatgame. I'll use this
pulpit to preach the puck gospel. Game On!



I was the kid in school whofelt most comfortable expressing
himself with his Crayola 64 pack, and later, a can of silver metallic
Krylon on the highway overpass wall.



I wasn't born with a synergy stick in my hand. I'm all about
twigs that don't snap when you lean into a slapper. I hated Cooper Alls
and Jofa lids; Visors are for cowards and pretty boys. You wanna go,
Racky? Next face off, center ice!


- eichiefs9

Has to be an inside gag of some sort. How much you wanna bet Garf is Eklunds alter ego and Eklund giggles himself to sleep every night thinking about how to make people's head explode under his pen name Garf. Only explaination for 11 years of Garf blogs.

I feel like he just took the lyrics to a Will Smith 90s hit and put in hockey terms
- TPC

Lots of people up to no good and making trouble in Garfs neighborhood.

I really wish Sam Woo wrote for another team. Those blog and comment sections were hysterical, but you literally couldn't talk a second about actual Devils hockey. Must be like what Oilers fans felt like during the Cloutier days.
- Mr.Bobby

That's right, the actual times Woo wrote a Devils relevant blog, he had so much hate from everybody it just turned into a Gong Show immediately.

Lots of people up to no good and making trouble in Garfs neighborhood.
- Mr.Bobby

His thread turned into one little argument and Ek got scared and said "I'm locking every thread the second it turns into a nightmare"

I feel like he just took the lyrics to a Will Smith 90s hit and put in hockey terms
- TPC

....Innnnnnnn, Western New York...born and raised,

Raisin' hell is how I spent most of my days,

With Crayola 64 or blogs dumb as a door....

His thread turned into one little argument and Ek got scared and said "I'm locking every thread the second it turns into a nightmare"
- rangerdanger94

Probably smart...this is usually the time when Freddy Kreuger would show up

That's right, the actual times Woo wrote a Devils relevant blog, he had so much hate from everybody it just turned into a Gong Show immediately.
- B2B76

I feel bad for Todd, he writes a good blog and gets like 8 comments, 3 of which are me posting Raccoon or Harambe memes.

....Innnnnnnn, Western New York...born and raised,

Raisin' hell is how I spent most of my days,

With Crayola 64 or blogs dumb as a door....
- eichiefs9

Probably smart...this is usually the time when Freddy Kreuger would show up
- TPC

He whistled for a mod and when he came near, the posts were all memes and there were alts everywhere

He whistled for a mod and when he came near, the posts were all memes and there were alts everywhere
- rangerdanger94

He whistled for a mod and when he came near, the posts were all memes and there were alts everywhere
- rangerdanger94

If anything I'd say that this blog was rare

But I thought "Nah, forget it"

NO GOALS, FROM LEH-NER

If anything I'd say that this blog was rare

But I thought "Nah, forget it"

NO GOALS, FROM LEH-NER
- eichiefs9

He put up a new blog around 7 or 8
And yelled to the mod "yo homie see ya later"
He looked at the comments
It was finally peaceful
Until rangerdanger94 woke up and went beastmode

He put up a new blog around 7 or 8
And yelled to the mod "yo homie see ya later"
He looked at the comments
It was finally peaceful
Until rangerdanger94 woke up and went beastmode
- rangerdanger94

Darren Dreger ‏@DarrenDreger 2m2 minutes ago
Vesey watch getting the juices flowing. Sounds like Tor, NYR, Chi, Bos, Buf and NJD remain strong contenders, but most teams will call Tues.

It's gonna be a loooong week until Vesey signs

Darren Dreger ‏@DarrenDreger 2m2 minutes ago
Vesey watch getting the juices flowing. Sounds like Tor, NYR, Chi, Bos, Buf and NJD remain strong contenders, but most teams will call Tues.
- eichiefs9

Vesey tell the Devils to .... call me maybe?

Egg is no superstar. The egg is a 2nd liner who, while important, really couldn't carry any team on it's own. If eggs were the superstar, people wouldn't need to dress up sandwiches with delicious meats and cheeses.

Eggs are the Mats Zuccarello of breakfast sandwiches. Good in their own right, but not top talent.

Also...scrambled. Like his brains.
- eichiefs9

And too soon...

Vesey tell the Devils to .... call me maybe?
- TPC

Will take Hall's spot after Hall request's trade to NYI after seeing Newark.

And too soon...
- 21peter

If there's one thing I've learned in my nearly 30 years on this earth:

It's never too soon.