systemtool
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Location: Real men always have to poo, ON Joined: 09.12.2007
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You live in Montreal.
Chernobyl would look better by comparison. - Atomic Wedgie
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Arctic_AARDVARK
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Location: Cause y’know we’ll all be found | when I come around, ON Joined: 07.24.2011
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The Finnish girls in the crowd at the World Championships - PlatosRepucklic
Once i save up a bit of cash im going to scandanavia to find a girlfriend....
I always seem to be attracted to them
They like to ski and do drugs too.. |
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systemtool
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: Real men always have to poo, ON Joined: 09.12.2007
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Once i save up a bit of cash im going to scandanavia to find a girlfriend....
I always seem to be attracted to them
They like to ski and do drugs too.. - Arctic_AARDVARK
Good luck bro. Hope she's not too expensive |
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WingmanWillie
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Location: A dog on the puck, just looking for a snizzbone Joined: 04.17.2015
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You live in Montreal.
Chernobyl would look better by comparison. - Atomic Wedgie
Chernobyl was the power plant
Pripyat was the city.
A nitpicking correction worthy of the Wedger |
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You live in Montreal.
Chernobyl would look better by comparison. - Atomic Wedgie
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Good luck bro. Hope she's not too expensive - systemtool
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Arctic_AARDVARK
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: Cause y’know we’ll all be found | when I come around, ON Joined: 07.24.2011
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Good luck bro. Hope she's not too expensive - systemtool
Pfft..
they're all super educated.. bring that to Canada and she's making me millions |
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Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: The centre of the hockey universe Joined: 07.31.2006
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(frank).
shoulda bagged it - Tumbleweed
Like you, I initially regretted not bagging it.
But after much reflection, I'm glad I got syphilis from her.
I now have a dynamite trivia question when I go to those lame work functions and you have to tell something about yourself that people might not know:
What does Atomic Wedgie, 2/3rds of the 2014-15 Ottawa 67s Team, several employees of the City of Ottawa Sanitation Department and a Donkey from Tijuana have in common? |
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Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: The centre of the hockey universe Joined: 07.31.2006
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Chernobyl was the power plant
Pripyat was the city.
A nitpicking correction worthy of the Wedger - WingmanWillie
Go Pripyat yourself. |
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systemtool
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: Real men always have to poo, ON Joined: 09.12.2007
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Pfft..
they're all super educated.. bring that to Canada and she's making me millions - Arctic_AARDVARK
Is that what she promised you? Go all in. |
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PlatosRepucklic
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Location: #TradeMarner Joined: 11.07.2015
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So I made a decision i'm not proud of today.
I walk into the LCBO wondering what I should get.
As I walk towards the cold beer section I see these Canadian Club Whiskey mixed drinks with complimentary meat sticks attached.
I proceed to buy 6 of them just for the free meat sticks.
Even the cashier judged me |
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Tumbleweed
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: avid reader of the daily douche news Joined: 03.14.2014
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Like you, I initially regretted not bagging it.
But after much reflection, I'm glad I got syphilis from her.
I now have a dynamite trivia question when I go to those lame work functions and you have to tell something about yourself that people might not know:
What does Atomic Wedgie, 2/3rds of the 2014-15 Ottawa 67s Team, several employees of the City of Ottawa Sanitation Department and a Donkey from Tijuana have in common? - Atomic Wedgie
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PlatosRepucklic
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Location: #TradeMarner Joined: 11.07.2015
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Once i save up a bit of cash im going to scandanavia to find a girlfriend....
I always seem to be attracted to them
They like to ski and do drugs too.. - Arctic_AARDVARK
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systemtool
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: Real men always have to poo, ON Joined: 09.12.2007
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So I made a decision i'm not proud of today.
I walk into the LCBO wondering what I should get.
As I walk towards the cold beer section I see these Canadian Club Whiskey mixed drinks with complimentary meat sticks attached.
I proceed to buy 6 of them just for the free meat sticks.
Even the cashier judged me - PlatosRepucklic
Buy a bbq. Feed yourself. I would have done the same ....
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Arctic_AARDVARK
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: Cause y’know we’ll all be found | when I come around, ON Joined: 07.24.2011
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So I made a decision i'm not proud of today.
I walk into the LCBO wondering what I should get.
As I walk towards the cold beer section I see these Canadian Club Whiskey mixed drinks with complimentary meat sticks attached.
I proceed to buy 6 of them just for the free meat sticks.
Even the cashier judged me - PlatosRepucklic
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PlatosRepucklic
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: #TradeMarner Joined: 11.07.2015
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Buy a bbq. Feed yourself. I would have done the same ....
- systemtool
This makes me feel better...I think |
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systemtool
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: Real men always have to poo, ON Joined: 09.12.2007
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This makes me feel better...I think - PlatosRepucklic
Free meat. With beer.
You'd have to be a spatso to resist! |
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TheMussel
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Location: Toronto, ON Joined: 09.24.2013
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You live in Montreal.
Chernobyl would look better by comparison. - Atomic Wedgie
Yeah, and I've also lived in Toronto and Ottawa for extended periods of time too |
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sloppyseconds2
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: cambridge, ON Joined: 01.02.2012
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So I made a decision i'm not proud of today.
I walk into the LCBO wondering what I should get.
As I walk towards the cold beer section I see these Canadian Club Whiskey mixed drinks with complimentary meat sticks attached.
I proceed to buy 6 of them just for the free meat sticks.
Even the cashier judged me - PlatosRepucklic
Great, now I gotta go to Lick-Bo.
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Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: The centre of the hockey universe Joined: 07.31.2006
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So I made a decision i'm not proud of today.
I walk into the LCBO wondering what I should get.
As I walk towards the cold beer section I see these Canadian Club Whiskey mixed drinks with complimentary meat sticks attached.
I proceed to buy 6 of them just for the free meat sticks.
Even the cashier judged me - PlatosRepucklic
Let me give you some more great LCBO advice:
My wife always wants me to grab her some Radlers.
And I have to admit, it's pretty tasty stuff on a hot day. And at only 2.5% ABV, you can pound them in the hot sun and still not keel over.
But they are $2.90 a can, so I suggested I just buy her a six pack of lager and some grapefruit juice - she can mix her own.
FFS, it's like I suggested we sell our kids to the circus. |
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Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: The centre of the hockey universe Joined: 07.31.2006
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Yeah, and I've also lived in Toronto and Ottawa for extended periods of time too - TheMussel
You lived in Ottawa for four days.
It just felt like a helluva lot longer. |
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PlatosRepucklic
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: #TradeMarner Joined: 11.07.2015
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Free meat. With beer.
You'd have to be a spatso to resist! - systemtool
Well when you put it that way...I never wanna Pageau my Giroux. |
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systemtool
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: Real men always have to poo, ON Joined: 09.12.2007
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Let me give you some more great LCBO advice:
My wife always wants me to grab her some Radlers.
And I have to admit, it's pretty tasty stuff on a hot day. And at only 2.5% ABV, you can pound them in the hot sun and still not keel over.
But they are $2.90 a can, so I suggested I just buy her a six pack of lager and some grapefruit juice - she can mix her own.
FFS, it's like I suggested we sell our kids to the circus. - Atomic Wedgie
Relax Wedgie. You can put her purse down now. And yours too.
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TheMussel
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: Toronto, ON Joined: 09.24.2013
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You lived in Ottawa for four days.
It just felt like a helluva lot longer. - Atomic Wedgie
2 years in my early 20s.
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PlatosRepucklic
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: #TradeMarner Joined: 11.07.2015
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Let me give you some more great LCBO advice:
My wife always wants me to grab her some Radlers.
And I have to admit, it's pretty tasty stuff on a hot day. And at only 2.5% ABV, you can pound them in the hot sun and still not keel over.
But they are $2.90 a can, so I suggested I just buy her a six pack of lager and some grapefruit juice - she can mix her own.
FFS, it's like I suggested we sell our kids to the circus. - Atomic Wedgie
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