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Mononoke
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: I'd do anything to get you humans out of my forest!
Joined: 07.19.2015

Apr 28 @ 9:27 PM ET
Caligula to complete the North Dakota Hat Trick




Edit: The North Dakota Hat Trick sounds like a weird sex thing

- PhillySportsGuy


A magician performed that at my 7th birthday party
PhillySportsGuy
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: any donut with a hole in the middle can get (frank)ed right in its hole, NJ
Joined: 04.08.2012

Apr 28 @ 9:30 PM ET
A magician performed that at my 7th birthday party
- Mononoke


Explains a lot
Just5
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: PA
Joined: 05.22.2008

Apr 28 @ 9:35 PM ET
So which team breaks down and drafts bong hit tunsil?

3 strong contenders with dolphins, raiders, Browns coming up
hereticpride
New Jersey Devils
Location: HEY. Does this pole still work?, NJ
Joined: 01.14.2011

Apr 28 @ 9:36 PM ET
So which team breaks down and drafts bong hit tunsil?

3 strong contenders with dolphins, raiders, Browns coming up

- Just5

His agent looks like he recently hit the bong too.
Mononoke
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: I'd do anything to get you humans out of my forest!
Joined: 07.19.2015

Apr 28 @ 9:36 PM ET
Explains a lot
- PhillySportsGuy


Yes it does. It's why I moved to North Dakota and became a magician
tangent_man
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: South Jersey
Joined: 11.28.2007

Apr 28 @ 9:38 PM ET
Gino 'Thin Skin' Malkin
hereticpride
New Jersey Devils
Location: HEY. Does this pole still work?, NJ
Joined: 01.14.2011

Apr 28 @ 9:40 PM ET
MBFlyerfan
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Be nice from now on, NJ
Joined: 03.17.2006

Apr 28 @ 9:44 PM ET
Dolphins may have lucked out.

tangent_man
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: South Jersey
Joined: 11.28.2007

Apr 28 @ 9:48 PM ET
Pierre and a Malacchi Crunch reference. A little respect for that.
Marc D
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: best smile, 14 without fake tees
Joined: 03.28.2008

Apr 28 @ 10:01 PM ET
Gino 'Thin Skin' Malkin
- tangent_man

lol @ wilson

letang told him to enjoy his 5 minutes of ice time
2Real
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: IT'S GRITTIN TIME, CA
Joined: 07.14.2007

Apr 28 @ 10:07 PM ET
WENTZ WENTZ WENTZ
Mononoke
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: I'd do anything to get you humans out of my forest!
Joined: 07.19.2015

Apr 28 @ 10:17 PM ET
WENTZ WENTZ WENTZ
- 2Real


Can't wait until you poop all over him
hammarby31
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: it's been 84 years, AZ
Joined: 01.02.2007

Apr 28 @ 10:17 PM ET
Can't wait until you poop all over him
- Mononoke


that'll take all of one snap.
hammarby31
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: it's been 84 years, AZ
Joined: 01.02.2007

Apr 28 @ 10:18 PM ET
oh look...wilson with a female dog move.
hammarby31
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: it's been 84 years, AZ
Joined: 01.02.2007

Apr 28 @ 10:19 PM ET
will wilson get anything? no. because nhl. what will caps fans say to that?
hammarby31
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: it's been 84 years, AZ
Joined: 01.02.2007

Apr 28 @ 10:21 PM ET
could holtby get any luckier? jfc.
PhillySportsGuy
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: any donut with a hole in the middle can get (frank)ed right in its hole, NJ
Joined: 04.08.2012

Apr 28 @ 10:26 PM ET
will wilson get anything? no. because nhl. what will caps fans say to that?
- hammarby31


Schenn will have his suspension lengthened to 4 games
hammarby31
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: it's been 84 years, AZ
Joined: 01.02.2007

Apr 28 @ 10:26 PM ET
Schenn will have his suspension lengthened to 4 games
- PhillySportsGuy


naturally.
Mononoke
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: I'd do anything to get you humans out of my forest!
Joined: 07.19.2015

Apr 28 @ 10:29 PM ET
Haven't watched the game except last few minutes, but Pens are leading by a ton in scoring chances, lead in high danger chances, shots...have they looked like the better team?
hammarby31
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: it's been 84 years, AZ
Joined: 01.02.2007

Apr 28 @ 10:30 PM ET
flyers didn't get a single bounce like that all series.
MBFlyerfan
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Be nice from now on, NJ
Joined: 03.17.2006

Apr 28 @ 10:37 PM ET
Wow, Wilson is a dirty POS.
hammarby31
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: it's been 84 years, AZ
Joined: 01.02.2007

Apr 28 @ 10:55 PM ET
Wow, Wilson is a dirty POS.
- MBFlyerfan


he sure is, and so is half their f'ng team.
wolfhounds
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: dicky seamus, PA
Joined: 06.02.2009

Apr 28 @ 11:03 PM ET
oh look...wilson with a female dog move.
- hammarby31


But it's against the Pens...so it's all good. Maybe he'll take out Slasher Letang.
tangent_man
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: South Jersey
Joined: 11.28.2007

Apr 28 @ 11:08 PM ET
But it's against the Pens...so it's all good. Maybe he'll take out Slasher Letang.
- wolfhounds


Heard that Letang got his stick caught in Beagle's shield. Good thing that isn't a frequent occurance.
wolfhounds
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: dicky seamus, PA
Joined: 06.02.2009

Apr 28 @ 11:12 PM ET
Heard that Letang got his stick caught in Beagle's shield. Good thing that isn't a frequent occurance.
- tangent_man


I saw that, was definitely odd to watch a guy skate back to the bench with a stick hanging from his face. I'm sure it was Beagle's fault.

http://www.russianmachine...stick-stuck-in-his-visor/
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