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kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Feb 18 @ 2:49 PM ET
When I was a kid, our coach asked me to put on the goalie equipment and give it a try, so I began putting on the pads, but I couldn't get the strap to loosen properly, so I just gave up and asked not to do it.

/csb

- PhillySportsGuy

lol
Cape Breton Bruins
Boston Bruins
Location: long friend time friend, AB
Joined: 11.26.2008

Feb 18 @ 2:50 PM ET
i love hockey. i'm having some right now.
- kicksave856

I'm so happy for you. I got up at 5am to have some hockey for breakfast. It was great.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Feb 18 @ 2:52 PM ET
I'm so happy for you. I got up at 5am to have some hockey for breakfast. It was great.
- Cape Breton Bruins

oh 5 am. oh no.
Cape Breton Bruins
Boston Bruins
Location: long friend time friend, AB
Joined: 11.26.2008

Feb 18 @ 2:54 PM ET
oh 5 am. oh no.
- kicksave856

B-Money was bright eyed and bushy tailed and raring to go so we had some titty milk and watched Canada clumsily skim by South Korea with some goalie from Ontario lol

he was random
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Feb 18 @ 2:57 PM ET
B-Money was bright eyed and bushy tailed and raring to go so we had some titty milk and watched Canada clumsily skim by South Korea with some goalie from Ontario lol

he was random

- Cape Breton Bruins

dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Feb 18 @ 2:59 PM ET


*Calculates the hours I have to work in the next 18 years. Cries*

- Cape Breton Bruins

(frank)in hell man....



Last summer jr decided he wanted to be a goalie. Our association rents out most of the equipment so I got that for almost nothing just had to fill in.

Just the goalie clinics though..... I was $1500 in before he even played a game.


Then he get called to sub in a 3on3 game, I'm hoping he gets rolled.


He get a (frank)in shutout. I'm freaking out trying to figure out which kidney I'll sell.


2 weeks before the season he's like nah I'm out I wanna play
dickflair
Joined: 02.21.2018

Feb 28 @ 10:40 AM ET
Cape Breton Bruins
Boston Bruins
Location: long friend time friend, AB
Joined: 11.26.2008

Feb 28 @ 10:51 AM ET
(frank)in hell man....



Last summer jr decided he wanted to be a goalie. Our association rents out most of the equipment so I got that for almost nothing just had to fill in.

Just the goalie clinics though..... I was $1500 in before he even played a game.


Then he get called to sub in a 3on3 game, I'm hoping he gets rolled.


He get a (frank)in shutout. I'm freaking out trying to figure out which kidney I'll sell.


2 weeks before the season he's like nah I'm out I wanna play

- dt99999


Baseball it is.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Feb 28 @ 11:27 AM ET
Baseball it is.
- Cape Breton Bruins

This summer it's baseball for jr and soccer for the 'sho


$300 combined
dickflair
Joined: 02.21.2018

Feb 28 @ 11:30 AM ET
This summer it's baseball for jr and soccer for the 'sho


$300 combined

- dt99999

when you're telling grand stories of hockeybuzz at the dinner table does he ever ask why we call him natasho?
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Feb 28 @ 12:19 PM ET
when you're telling grand stories of hockeybuzz at the dinner table does he ever ask why we call him natasho?
- Richardflair

No jr sneaks on the laptop and explains everything
Cape Breton Bruins
Boston Bruins
Location: long friend time friend, AB
Joined: 11.26.2008

Feb 28 @ 12:44 PM ET
This summer it's baseball for jr and soccer for the 'sho


$300 combined

- dt99999

Much better

Baseball was $40 when I was a kid and that included your uni.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Feb 28 @ 1:04 PM ET
Much better

Baseball was $40 when I was a kid and that included your uni.

- Cape Breton Bruins

Yeah it was about 75 bucks for me





Wonder if it was a nickel for gramps lol
Gramps28
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: Double poop your best players everyone!, IL
Joined: 07.09.2014

Feb 28 @ 1:17 PM ET
Yeah it was about 75 bucks for me





Wonder if it was a nickel for gramps lol

- dt99999

30 bucks.


ass
Cape Breton Bruins
Boston Bruins
Location: long friend time friend, AB
Joined: 11.26.2008

Feb 28 @ 1:24 PM ET
Yeah it was about 75 bucks for me





Wonder if it was a nickel for gramps lol

- dt99999

Gramps must have been LIVID when he paid good money to see his boys throw the World Series in 1919.
Lindenis#1
Vancouver Canucks
Location: he's (frank)in unstable so mrs dt is freaking out, AB
Joined: 07.22.2007

Feb 28 @ 1:31 PM ET
This summer it's baseball for jr and soccer for the 'sho


$300 combined

- dt99999


teach JR how to frame pitches as a catcher and he'll make it to the bigs as long as he can passably bat.

that's my plan to make my kid rich and live off his money
Cape Breton Bruins
Boston Bruins
Location: long friend time friend, AB
Joined: 11.26.2008

Feb 28 @ 1:31 PM ET
teach JR how to frame pitches as a catcher and he'll make it to the bigs as long as he can passably bat.

that's my plan to make my kid rich and live off his money

- Lindenis#1

you and the imagination waitress from the endzone will be wonderful parents
Gramps28
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: Double poop your best players everyone!, IL
Joined: 07.09.2014

Feb 28 @ 1:36 PM ET
teach JR how to frame pitches as a catcher and he'll make it to the bigs as long as he can passably bat.

that's my plan to make my kid rich and live off his money

- Lindenis#1

Teach him to throw LH. He will have a 20 year career and he doesn't even have to be all that good.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Feb 28 @ 1:55 PM ET
teach JR how to frame pitches as a catcher and he'll make it to the bigs as long as he can passably bat.

that's my plan to make my kid rich and live off his money

- Lindenis#1



He throws left handed so he wants to be a pitcher and make 35 million bucks a year
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Feb 28 @ 1:56 PM ET
Teach him to throw LH. He will have a 20 year career and he doesn't even have to be all that good.
- Gramps28

Ah ty
Lindenis#1
Vancouver Canucks
Location: he's (frank)in unstable so mrs dt is freaking out, AB
Joined: 07.22.2007

Feb 28 @ 2:01 PM ET
you and the imagination waitress from the endzone will be wonderful parents
- Cape Breton Bruins


haha!
Lindenis#1
Vancouver Canucks
Location: he's (frank)in unstable so mrs dt is freaking out, AB
Joined: 07.22.2007

Feb 28 @ 2:02 PM ET
Ah ty
- dt99999


My fake job whenever I go on vacation is I say I'm a minor league baseball player.
Gramps28
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: Double poop your best players everyone!, IL
Joined: 07.09.2014

Feb 28 @ 2:44 PM ET
Gramps must have been LIVID when he paid good money to see his boys throw the World Series in 1919.
- Cape Breton Bruins

i have been arnold rothstein this whole time
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Mar 13 @ 8:17 PM ET
When he eats an apple he removes the stem and then eats the entire apple, core included.
Pie
Montreal Canadiens
Location: taking the low road
Joined: 10.14.2006

Mar 13 @ 8:28 PM ET
When he eats an apple he removes the stem and then eats the entire apple, core included.
- dt99999

The Johnny Appleseed method...nice!
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