btw yesterday at soccer half his team left crying so they were 2 against 5 and he still scored like 9 goals in a 10 - 0 win.
- dt99999

he deserves to poop where/when he wants

i might even have multiple offspring still on toilets all over the mid-atlantic united states.

you don't know.

Natasho has been stewing in his room all alone for 45 minutes becasue he went (frank)ing BeRsErK wehn the little gun wouldn't stay properly in the Star Wars bonhomme's hand.


I'm about to go release him.






so he can brush his teeth and go to bed LOOOOOOOOOOOOL what a loser!!!!!!!

Natasho has been stewing in his room all alone for 45 minutes becasue he went (frank)ing BeRsErK wehn the little gun wouldn't stay properly in the Star Wars bonhomme's hand.


I'm about to go release him.






so he can brush his teeth and go to bed LOOOOOOOOOOOOL what a loser!!!!!!!
- dt99999

that can be pretty frustrating for a kid, bro.


also, i lost my grand slam gi joe guy once and (frank)ing LOST IT. like full breakdown.

i was young, but even then i remember thinking "whoa, what just happened to me?"

grand slam was sitting on the shelf next to the stereo speaker, btw.

that can be pretty frustrating for a kid, bro.


also, i lost my grand slam gi joe guy once and (frank)ing LOST IT. like full breakdown.

i was young, but even then i remember thinking "whoa, what just happened to me?"

grand slam was sitting on the shelf next to the stereo speaker, btw.
- kicksave856

One year in was finally able to mail order the Cobra Commander with the hood and the day after some kid from school stole it and my mom drove me to his house that evening to retrieve it.

Two years ago I was coaching jr's team and I look over on the other bench and he was coaching the other team.

we won and the handshake after the game was such that you could cut the tension with a knife!

One year in was finally able to mail order the Cobra Commander with the hood and the day after some kid from school stole it and my mom drove me to his house that evening to retrieve it.

Two years ago I was coaching jr's team and I look over on the other bench and he was coaching the other team.

we won and the handshake after the game was such that you could cut the tension with a knife!
- dt99999

lol


(i never had cobra commander with the hood)

lol


(i never had cobra commander with the hood)
- kicksave856

i'm jealous like if another kid just brought that to school.

i'm jealous like if another kid just brought that to school.
- kicksave856

When they wrote 6-8 weeks for delivery it felt like 6-8 months!

When they wrote 6-8 weeks for delivery it felt like 6-8 months!
- dt99999

i bet.

the base was probably the coolest thing i had. loved that christmas morning.

i bet.

the base was probably the coolest thing i had. loved that christmas morning.


- kicksave856

Wow.... i never had any of the bases...


the greatest Christmas for me was

Wow.... i never had any of the bases...


the greatest Christmas for me was


- dt99999

i had a green helicopter with a trigger underneath that made the propeller spin.

my bumhole cousins john and jason broke it.

they broke everything.

dude, look what these little (frank)ers got!




i hate those kids! (especially the one on the right)

dude, look what these little (frank)ers got!




i hate those kids! (especially the one on the right)
- kicksave856

How is there only ONE figure included in this?!?!?



(And how quickly will the kid on the right pocket it...)

How is there only ONE figure included in this?!?!?



(And how quickly will the kid on the right pocket it...)
- dt99999

he took the whole thing home and his parents covered up for him when the left kid's parents called their house.

he also impregnated that kid's mom like 7 years later.

1. G.I. JOE USS Flagg (1985) This is it! This is the big, bad daddy of the whole line G.I. Joe series and in the opinion of many collectors, the king of the entire action-figure sector. Again, pictures fail to do this thing justice, because this is to my knowledge, the biggest action-figure anything made, ever. It’s over 7 feet long, and the deck of the U.S.S. Flagg was big enough to hold every vehicle and figure produced in the previous years! This is the vehicle/playset that every kid in the 1980s wanted. It was massive. It was so big, you needed to get rid of your bed, your dog and your little sister just to make room. Which I would have — in a heartbeat – if only I had the military budget required for this floating piece of heaven.

fags

fags
- Shutdown

star wars guy?

star wars guy?
- kicksave856

nah

for some reason the term base or the plural form bases in this context always cracks me up

Natasho was the first to wake up this morning.

when I finally woke up I sent to the basement and discovered that it was COVERED in chocolate syrup (or as he calls it, chocolate Syriup)

Natasho was the first to wake up this morning.

when I finally woke up I sent to the basement and discovered that it was COVERED in chocolate syrup (or as he calls it, chocolate Syriup)
- dt99999

what was his explanation and how did he react to the repercussions

what was his explanation and how did he react to the repercussions
- Crimsoninja

To be honest it you I kind of pretended I saw nothing and Jr and I got the hell outta dodge to his practice whereupon I was informed of the wife discovering it via text that sisd the following:

Ive been cleani g the freakin mess natasho did downstairs with the chocolate syrup!!!!!!

To be honest it you I kind of pretended I saw nothing and Jr and I got the hell outta dodge to his practice whereupon I was informed of the wife discovering it via text that sisd the following:

Ive been cleani g the freakin mess natasho did downstairs with the chocolate syrup!!!!!!
- dt99999

did you maintain your charade of ignorance?