... I'll get right on that
- Guile

Gotta agree with jmachett. That proposition sounds pretty flawless.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/what-we-learned--dan-girardi-is-an-embarrassment-for-rangers-134923936.html

for all you Girardi haters out there.
- j.boyd919

Good thing they didn't give him a high priced long term deal

Gotta agree with jmachett. That proposition sounds pretty flawless.
- Victoro311

I also brought a family friend with me to the game... my dad's company's secretary who came to me and my little bro's games growing up. Promised her at least 1 game a year. Kind of throws off my game having the old lady date

But she is the most awesome old lady ever, former pro football player for the Passive 40 years ago or something XD.

... I'll get right on that
- Guile

Girls love it when you talk smooth like that.

... I'll get right on that
- Guile

If and when that fails, the tried and true method is offering to share your nachos. Nothing gets a Pittsburgh girl going like the offer of processed fake cheese.

Girls love it when you talk smooth like that.
- jmatchett383

Lies and slander. They hate everything unless they tell you they like it. Then they still hate it and complain.

If and when that fails, the tried and true method is offering to share your nachos. Nothing gets a Pittsburgh girl going like the offer of processed fake cheese.
- Emperor Filonius

I did actually share popcorn, when her friend's parents stole hers XD

Lies and slander. They hate everything unless they tell you they like it. Then they still hate it and complain.
- Guile

The devil take the women for you know they never can be easy!

Sorry, I still have some of the St Paddy's still in me...

Lies and slander. They hate everything unless they tell you they like it. Then they still hate it and complain.
- Guile

The foil-proof method to bedding a woman:

"Most women plod along, buy beauties like you glide. Beauties who glide cannot touch the Earth unless something thumps them down, and I can give you a nice thumping."

Or, whip out a baseball glove, put in on her head, and say, "Now there's a great catch!"

If these fail, dump beer on her and exclaim "I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!"

The foil-proof method to bedding a woman:

"Most women plod along, buy beauties like you glide. Beauties who glide cannot touch the Earth unless something thumps them down, and I can give you a nice thumping."

Or, whip out a baseball glove, put in on her head, and say, "Now there's a great catch!"

If these fail, dump beer on her and exclaim "I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!"
- jmatchett383

I'm starting to detect sarcasm and tomfoolery....

So how about Shultz?
- Guile

Edmonton fans thought he sucked ... everyone who has watched him play thinks he sucks. We essentially gave up a third round pick for a crappy Dman who is a pending RFA that we really can't afford to resign based on his QO. I would rather have my third round pick back. -OneontaPenguin

I'm starting to detect sarcasm and tomfoolery....
- Guile

My friend actually tried the first one. The girl thought it was kinda funny, but didn't understand what he said. He did get her to talk to him, though. No idea about the second one, maybe it would work at a baseball game. The third one was the inspiration behind Tinder.

My friend actually tried the first one. The girl thought it was kinda funny, but didn't understand what he said. He did get her to talk to him, though. No idea about the second one, maybe it would work at a baseball game. The third one was the inspiration behind Tinder.
- jmatchett383

I believe she was of the "i'm pretty, i don't have to be smart" nature. Which I try to avoid unless just at a bar or such.

Anyone thing rangerdanger saw the yahoo news on how Giradi's an embarrassment to the Rangers

Anyone thing rangerdanger saw the yahoo news on how Giradi's an embarrassment to the Rangers
- nh4442

Why don't you go over there and educate their board

My friend actually tried the first one. The girl thought it was kinda funny, but didn't understand what he said. He did get her to talk to him, though. No idea about the second one, maybe it would work at a baseball game. The third one was the inspiration behind Tinder.
- jmatchett383

I believe she was of the "i'm pretty, i don't have to be smart" nature. Which I try to avoid unless just at a bar or such.
- Guile

That can work for or against you.

Why don't you go over there and educate their board
- Guile

I did... Lol

That can work for or against you.
- Emperor Filonius

Ah, well I am not particularly looking for that after my last ex.

Why don't you go over there and educate their board
- Guile

I'm sure they are in a genuine panic. They are an angry, fatalistic bunch, even when things are going well. When things aren't, its blood in the streets over there.

I'm sure they are in a genuine panic. They are an angry, fatalistic bunch, even when things are going well. When things aren't, its blood in the streets over there.
- Emperor Filonius

They got ten games to right the ship, and learn how to support Hank again. While they are floundering and slipping in the rankings.

Good game. Ovi is one powerful s o b. No such thing as an "needless hit" its either clean or dirty and that was clean. Always finish your checks on the forecheck kids, there's always a chance you end the night for one of the other teams best d man.
- Grinder47

Seriously??? If ever found out that 1 of my kids coach told him something like that and I'd make it my life's mission to make sure he never coached hockey or taught kids the game again. That 1 statements exemplifies everything that is wrong with the game, "always finish your checks because you never know when you may get lucky and INJURE someone". I don't think I could have any less respect for another human being than I do for you after that comment.

They got ten games to right the ship, and learn how to support Hank again. While they are floundering and slipping in the rankings.
- Guile

I want the Rags in the bottom wild card like the plague. They might not be very good but they always find away to do something or another in the post season Hank's back. I'd love for the Caps to get Hanked in the first round.

I want the Rags in the bottom wild card like the plague. They might not be very good but they always find away to do something or another in the post season Hank's back. I'd love for the Caps to get Hanked in the first round.
- Victoro311

They will still be dangerous no matter what seed. Unless Nash and Staal have another bleh playoff showing.

I want the Rags in the bottom wild card like the plague. They might not be very good but they always find away to do something or another in the post season Hank's back. I'd love for the Caps to get Hanked in the first round.
- Victoro311

haven't they bounced the caps twice in recent history?