1. Islanders
2. Flyers
3. Devils
4. Pens
5. YO MAMA!!!!
- B2B76

You're mama

Devils
Devils
ISIS
Starbucks
Hipsters
Safe Spaces

You're mama
- DJ Lance Rock

Have you even seen Al Qaeda's CORSI?
- eichiefs9

Those numbers are skewed, as Seal Team 6 currently has an unsustainable shooting percentage.

Those numbers are skewed, as Seal Team 6 currently has an unsustainable shooting percentage.
- Pete V

- B2B76

"Your momma so fat, you can't even see her legs when she walk, its like Jabba the Hut just gliding across the room"

"Your momma so fat, you can't even see her legs when she walk, its like Jabba the Hut just gliding across the room"
- DJ Lance Rock

This took many watches but this is (frank)ing hilarious! 10 years old too.

Those numbers are skewed, as Seal Team 6 currently has an unsustainable shooting percentage.
- Pete V

Devils
Devils
ISIS
Starbucks
Hipsters
Safe Spaces
- mdw7413

I work at a university, so I'll add "Trigger Words"

Have you even seen Al Qaeda's CORSI?
- eichiefs9



Those numbers are skewed, as Seal Team 6 currently has an unsustainable shooting percentage.

Even better than yesterday's movie titles.

KANYE WEST ‏@kanyewest 8m8 minutes ago

Please no one text me or ask me for anything till Monday.

I work at a university, so I'll add "Trigger Words"
- Fenrir

You poor bastard.

KANYE WEST ‏@kanyewest 8m8 minutes ago

Please no one text me or ask me for anything till Monday.
- jimbro83

Tanner loves Kanye.

KANYE WEST ‏@kanyewest 8m8 minutes ago

Please no one text me or ask me for anything till Monday.
- jimbro83

I think I can manage that.

You need a pecking order of teams you hate most. It should go something like this:

1) Rangers

2) Penguins

3) Al Qaeda

4) Flyers

and so on
- smellmyfinger

For me it is:
1. Flyers
2. Capitals
3. rotates between the Bruins, Rangers, Islanders, and Red Wings.

I work at a university, so I'll add "Trigger Words"
- Fenrir

Avenged the burned Arrogance.

Tanner loves Kanye.
- tomburton99

For me it is:
1. Flyers
2. Capitals
3. rotates between the Bruins, Rangers, Islanders, and Red Wings.
- PghPens668771

I used to have 2 favorite teams, Rangers and whoever was playing the Devils. Now I'm not sure who my second is.

KANYE WEST ‏@kanyewest 8m8 minutes ago

Please no one text me or ask me for anything till Monday.
- jimbro83

I am sorry, Kanye, but Beyoncé had one of the best text/don't ask me anything blockades of ALLTIME!!!

KANYE WEST ‏@kanyewest 8m8 minutes ago

Please no one text me or ask me for anything till Monday.
- jimbro83

Wish I could have a long weekend.

Those numbers are skewed, as Seal Team 6 currently has an unsustainable shooting percentage.
- Pete V

http://deadspin.com/danci...ter&utm_medium=socialflow

Dan Boyle has to take it easy

http://deadspin.com/dancing-kentucky-fan-picks-up-girl-drops-her-down-the-1758321796?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

Dan Boyle has to take it easy
- eichiefs9

Kentucky. Enough right there.

Kentucky. Enough right there.
- tomburton99

Poor girl...having to live in Kentucky

Kentucky. Enough right there.
- tomburton99

In hindsight, I regret not going with a Dancin' Larry joke.