Jagr is playing forever.
- mdw7413

Jagr will be the first player to ever shyt his pants and score a goal on the same shift

Does Yandle tape his stick with Teflon?
- Fenrir

2 wide open point shots, give it to Brassard at a horrible angle and take yourself out of the zone on a missed shot.

Jagr will be the first player to ever shyt his pants and score a goal on the same shift
- TPC

Jagr will be the first player to ever shyt his pants and score a goal on the same shift
- TPC

I refuse to believe that hasn't already happened with Gordie Howe

If we manage to claim Ehrhoff then Staal needs to sit

- mdw7413

I think Ben Bishop bought that company after the playoffs

How could anyone listen to Sam rosens mouth full of ham sandwiches voice and complain about doc?
- smellmyfinger

Cangilosi is the (frank)ing worst. He gives me nightmares. He is what I believe a cat would sound like in a human voice when you step on its tail

I think Ben Bishop bought that company after the playoffs
- smellmyfinger

Thats right he had to leave a game because of the runs.

Lindberg has been robbed a few times now in the past few games but that line needs to start putting up some points.

Cangilosi is the (frank)ing worst. He gives me nightmares. He is what I believe a cat would sound like in a human voice when you step on its tail
- mdw7413

He is terrible. Apparently MSG must love him since he calls Red Bulls and college basketball games too.

How could anyone listen to Sam rosens mouth full of ham sandwiches voice and complain about doc?
- smellmyfinger

Screeching Harpie. Would love to hear him call golf though,"DRIIIIIIVE!!!!!!

Was out with my Devs bud last night and he was bemoaning Cangelosi. "Went from the best ever to the Angry Smurf"

Screeching Harpie. Would love to hear him call golf though,"DRIIIIIIVE!!!!!!

Was out with my Devs bud last night and he was bemoaning Cangelosi. "Went from the best ever to the Angry Smurf"
- Fenrir

It's true, we are now subjected to Cangelosi, Deb Placey and John MacLean nightly. It's terrible.

Power Play

Hayes... (frank)ing finally.


Love JT giving the bench poop. Future captain

Lindberg has been robbed a few times now in the past few games but that line needs to start putting up some points.
- nyrangers9479

He heard me

Tanner Glass Assist?

Nice that Eddie O mentioned Hayes and his play pregame....goal!!!

Hayes... (frank)ing finally.


Love JT giving the bench poop. Future captain
- mdw7413

Or was that Priere just thinking he heard things to make himself look smart....can never tell

Everytime Staal shoots I have to laugh

Hayes scored just as I poured a beer. Coincidence?

Or was that Priere just thinking he heard things to make himself look smart....can never tell
- TPC

Pierre is an idiot, but I think he might have got that one right. Sounds like JT

Hayes scored just as I poured a beer. Coincidence?
- Fenrir

Depends if its a quality beer or not. Id join you if its good.

Everytime Staal shoots I have to laugh
- TPC

Blocked or wide left... its the only 2 things that ever happen

Pierre is an idiot, but I think he might have got that one right. Sounds like JT
- mdw7413

Future Ranger coach.

Blocked or wide left... its the only 2 things that ever happen
- mdw7413

He has to try so hard to shoot to. Looks so tall with a small stick everytime he winds up