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VANTEL
Joined: 07.03.2010

Feb 9 @ 10:57 PM ET
Maybe if Edler in a walking boot for a few weeks JB realizes the team is in trouble and becomes sellers.
LeftCoaster
Utah Hockey Club
Location: Glendale AZ
Joined: 07.03.2009

Feb 9 @ 10:58 PM ET
Evander Kane 3-0 vs Petrovic to night
VANTEL
Joined: 07.03.2010

Feb 9 @ 10:59 PM ET
Anyone have any tips on getting rid of a pregnant raccoon from under my deck?
- Scooby_Doo

Leave Viagra on a tuna sandwich for a male racoon . That will get her to move.

Or a shotgun
Whiskey-Tango
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Classification: Bipolar-Tanker, QC
Joined: 12.10.2011

Feb 9 @ 11:00 PM ET
Anyone have any tips on getting rid of a pregnant raccoon from under my deck?
- Scooby_Doo


ya, don't.
Let it pop em out first, they will either take off or become the cutest pets anyone could have for 6-8 weeks.
CubanBuffet
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Whine Country
Joined: 08.29.2014

Feb 9 @ 11:01 PM ET
Anyone have any tips on getting rid of a pregnant raccoon from under my deck?
- Scooby_Doo


Play loud music as close as you can. They don't like that.

Your neighbours might not like it either, but fck em.
neem55
Vancouver Canucks
Joined: 02.02.2012

Feb 9 @ 11:03 PM ET
third period collapse? I think we need to pull Markstrom
Edit: so much for that. At least Bo/sven/virt line is looking good
Scooby_Doo
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Somewhere close to Vancouver., BC
Joined: 06.10.2009

Feb 9 @ 11:04 PM ET
ya, don't.
Let it pop em out first, they will either take off or become the cutest pets anyone could have for 6-8 weeks.

- Whiskey-Tango


thats what the wildlife society told me. "If you're a nice person you'll let her have the little ones and live there for a couple months". Fml.
DariusKnight
Vancouver Canucks
Location: "The Alien has landed in Vancouver!"
Joined: 03.09.2006

Feb 9 @ 11:05 PM ET
Anyone have any tips on getting rid of a pregnant raccoon from under my deck?
- Scooby_Doo


I agree with the person who said loud music, also, flooding underneath your deck would get it to move too.
Scooby_Doo
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Somewhere close to Vancouver., BC
Joined: 06.10.2009

Feb 9 @ 11:05 PM ET
Play loud music as close as you can. They don't like that.

Your neighbours might not like it either, but fck em.

- CubanBuffet


They won't mind if it's nickelback.
LeftCoaster
Utah Hockey Club
Location: Glendale AZ
Joined: 07.03.2009

Feb 9 @ 11:06 PM ET
thats what the wildlife society told me. "If you're a nice person you'll let her have the little ones and live there for a couple months". Fml.
- Scooby_Doo

Piss under your deck, the odour of urine will drive them out...
VANTEL
Joined: 07.03.2010

Feb 9 @ 11:07 PM ET
When was the last time an old guy on this team scored?
Scooby_Doo
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Somewhere close to Vancouver., BC
Joined: 06.10.2009

Feb 9 @ 11:07 PM ET
I agree with the person who said loud music, also, flooding underneath your deck would get it to move too.
- DariusKnight


Yeah that's been most popular. Might try a spot light too.

My landscape guy went under the deck to fix the garden lighting transformer, I forgot to tell him about the coon.
LeftCoaster
Utah Hockey Club
Location: Glendale AZ
Joined: 07.03.2009

Feb 9 @ 11:07 PM ET
When was the last time an old guy on this team scored?
- VANTEL

Daniel

#347 & #348
CubanBuffet
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Whine Country
Joined: 08.29.2014

Feb 9 @ 11:09 PM ET
They won't mind if it's nickelback.
- Scooby_Doo


Raccoons are angry little disease filled dirt bags. They probably don't mind Nickleback.
VANTEL
Joined: 07.03.2010

Feb 9 @ 11:09 PM ET
Daniel

#347 & #348

- LeftCoaster

How many games ago ? They were on the road trip
Whiskey-Tango
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Classification: Bipolar-Tanker, QC
Joined: 12.10.2011

Feb 9 @ 11:13 PM ET
thats what the wildlife society told me. "If you're a nice person you'll let her have the little ones and live there for a couple months". Fml.
- Scooby_Doo


That's exactly what it comes down to. At this point, she would have already created a "nest" of sorts and deems it to be a safe space. Moving it out at this point would be pretty harsh, if you care about that kind of thing.

Seriously though, they are harmless ( secure ur garbage) and are quite literally the funniest little bastards to have around so long as you don't have a pet.
LeftCoaster
Utah Hockey Club
Location: Glendale AZ
Joined: 07.03.2009

Feb 9 @ 11:14 PM ET
How many games ago ? They were on the road trip
- VANTEL

Sutter against Nashville on the 26th of January.
VANTEL
Joined: 07.03.2010

Feb 9 @ 11:15 PM ET
Sutter against Nashville on the 26th of January.
- LeftCoaster

He's not over 30 . Mind you Hansen needs to get on the scoresheet too.

Our old man scoring has dried up.
LeftCoaster
Utah Hockey Club
Location: Glendale AZ
Joined: 07.03.2009

Feb 9 @ 11:16 PM ET
Kings beat up the Bruins 9-2
LeftCoaster
Utah Hockey Club
Location: Glendale AZ
Joined: 07.03.2009

Feb 9 @ 11:17 PM ET
He's not over 30 . Mind you Hansen needs to get on the scoresheet too.

Our old man scoring has dried up.

- VANTEL

He's played over 500 games, he's a vet.
VANTEL
Joined: 07.03.2010

Feb 9 @ 11:19 PM ET
He's played over 500 games, he's a vet.
- LeftCoaster

I consider him next generation . He's still a pup
LeftCoaster
Utah Hockey Club
Location: Glendale AZ
Joined: 07.03.2009

Feb 9 @ 11:20 PM ET
I consider him next generation . He's still a pup
- VANTEL

Only Henrik, Daniel, Burrows and Vrbata are over 30 for forwards now
Scooby_Doo
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Somewhere close to Vancouver., BC
Joined: 06.10.2009

Feb 9 @ 11:20 PM ET
That's exactly what it comes down to. At this point, she would have already created a "nest" of sorts and deems it to be a safe space. Moving it out at this point would be pretty harsh, if you care about that kind of thing.

Seriously though, they are harmless ( secure ur garbage) and are quite literally the funniest little bastards to have around so long as you don't have a pet.

- Whiskey-Tango


My wife loves animals, she won't let me get rid of her. We have two cats but they're smart and avoid raccoons.

My fault for putting the patio furniture couch under the deck. Makes a nice bed...
VANTEL
Joined: 07.03.2010

Feb 9 @ 11:22 PM ET
Only Henrik, Daniel, Burrows and Vrbata are over 30 for forwards now
- LeftCoaster

I would put Tanev in that group too he has the reaction time of a 40 yr old
LeftCoaster
Utah Hockey Club
Location: Glendale AZ
Joined: 07.03.2009

Feb 9 @ 11:23 PM ET
I would put Tanev in that group too he has the reaction time of a 40 yr old
- VANTEL

Marijuana
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