The X-Files was filmed here. Isn't it obvious?
- CubanBuffet

hopefully you are suggesting that its a government /alien conspiracy and that they have previously abducted vrbatta and control him remotely to have fun watching us go nuts, observing us as an experiment.
and that we got so used to X files being filmed here that we wouldnt be alarmed by spaceships?

was that what you were saying?

If so then here's my message to them "please mr aliens, please do us a solid and turn Linden Vey into Todd Bertuzz! and you can have the coaches....just dont bring them back after"

I was not sure of what kind of crazy news you were getting on that side of the world.

As far as Vrbata reading what you said on here, that happens all the time here. JB uses these threads to see who he should target and trade. The media use this to start rumors. We are the see all , know all of the hockey world
- VANTEL

That's right...the hockey world revolves around us. wonder if bettman reads our posts too?

although it might be hard to from inside his ass

I was not sure of what kind of crazy news you were getting on that side of the world.

As far as Vrbata reading what you said on here, that happens all the time here. JB uses these threads to see who he should target and trade. The media use this to start rumors. We are the see all , know all of the hockey world
- VANTEL

coincidentally, a famous cricketer is in the media here for an allegation of match fixing.
Apparently this is something that can be done, but don't ask me how, as i don't understand the rules to that confounding game.

No one calls us legit contenders except sorry-ass canucks fans. Even we know we're still currently in a rebuild, so we know we're not winning a cup anytime soon, what about you guys? Any plans... Only respected players on your team are the Sedin sisters
- Flamesfan_34

We're not winning anytime soon either, team is on the decline, re-tool just started, expectations are low.

We're not winning anytime soon either, team is on the decline, re-tool just started, expectations are low.
- LeftCoaster

Join the club.

No one calls us legit contenders except sorry-ass canucks fans. Even we know we're still currently in a rebuild, so we know we're not winning a cup anytime soon, what about you guys? Any plans... Only respected players on your team are the Sedin sisters
- Flamesfan_34

I'm refering to before the season started that's what Flames fans were preaching, you deny this but it is true that is what was said.

Yes. If it was not clear, i am kidding.
I do not seriously suspect that a professional ice hockey player is shooting the puck directly into the crest of goalies and trying to not score.
The fact that i am explaining the joke, clearly shows that my humour has failed.
I'll take this one on the chin.
- dbot

You were making me laugh...

coincidentally, a famous cricketer is in the media here for an allegation of match fixing.
Apparently this is something that can be done, but don't ask me how, as i don't understand the rules to that confounding game.
- dbot

You say confounding, I say terrible. Either way, no cricket. No.

hopefully you are suggesting that its a government /alien conspiracy and that they have previously abducted vrbatta and control him remotely to have fun watching us go nuts, observing us as an experiment.
and that we got so used to X files being filmed here that we wouldnt be alarmed by spaceships?

was that what you were saying?

If so then here's my message to them "please mr aliens, please do us a solid and turn Linden Vey into Todd Bertuzz! and you can have the coaches....just dont bring them back after"


- SMBDragon

Lets say... Yes.

Ahhhh that explains the shape of the Sedin's heads.
- A_SteamingLombardi

That's one of the mysteries they left unsolved. But the truth is out there.

No one calls us legit contenders except sorry-ass canucks fans. Even we know we're still currently in a rebuild, so we know we're not winning a cup anytime soon, what about you guys? Any plans... Only respected players on your team are the Sedin sisters
- Flamesfan_34

Signing 32 year old D-men to 6 year 7 million a year contract extensions SCREAMS rebuild.

You say confounding, I say terrible. Either way, no cricket. No.
- neem55

I always thought the same thing about cricket, then this fall I got invited by a bunch of guys (from India) to play at Windsor Park in Victoria, what a riot it was, really enjoyed the game, it went on for hours....but I still have a issue following the rules...

I always thought the same thing about cricket, then this fall I got invited by a bunch of guys (from India) to play at Windsor Park in Victoria, what a riot it was, really enjoyed the game, it went on for hours....but I still have a issue following the rules...
- Makita

I live in Victoria too, all the aussie and indian folk gather in beacon hill near my place and apparently have a bawl. I personally cannot be drunk enough to enjoy it, not from a lack of trying.

You were making me laugh...
- CubanBuffet

I was thinking when he posted it,Dbot is smarter than that. Turns out I was the dumb ass.

I was thinking when he posted it,Dbot is smarter than that. Turns out I was the dumb ass.
- VANTEL

Easy mistake. He was exaggerating the kind of thing that you see on these boards from time to time. My grandparents have trouble with sarcasm as well. (Douchey sunglass emoticon)

Weed
- dbot

How does the 2nd rounder for tortorella work? Next years draft? Gawd I hope so, such a great deal

How does the 2nd rounder for tortorella work? Next years draft? Gawd I hope so, such a great deal
- neem55

I'm not positive but I believe they have the option of choosing between the next 3 years. Too bad

I'm not positive but I believe they have the option of choosing between the next 3 years. Too bad
- CanuckDon

Yes its in CBJ's hands which draft.

I thought Hamhuis to CBJ would help them n us n we also get to choose the Torts compensation year in the bargain.

Signing 32 year old D-men to 6 year 7 million a year contract extensions SCREAMS rebuild.
- classic321

you can't crap on gio ...he's good and he's the captain ... Can't go full oiler and trade all the leadership

you can't crap on gio ...he's good and he's the captain ... Can't go full oiler and trade all the leadership
- Redmile247

That's true.


Any interest in the Sedins?

That's true.


Any interest in the Sedins?
- CubanBuffet

Cannot see a deal that makes sense to move the Sedins

I'm not positive but I believe they have the option of choosing between the next 3 years. Too bad
- CanuckDon

I bet Torts is fired before we use the pick.

Cannot see a deal that makes sense to move the Sedins
- Nighthawk

I was joking. Neither can I, nor would I want to.

That's true.


Any interest in the Sedins?
- CubanBuffet

Sedins will retire Canucks ...or at least finish their contracts in van ...they don't want to go and you'll never get full value for them in a deal