I bought a pack of 4 corn dogs from the corner store the other night. $5. Ugh. Anyway, I put them in the oven, then burnt them.
- weirdoh

You did the right thing by telling us.

shut up
- Sammich

Wow. I've been nothing but respectful to you, most of the time. And this is how you treat me?

You did the right thing by telling us.
- Zezel

Have you ever had a burnt corn dog?

Probably ya oven door...U should have bought Stee's before he went west..
- Fruitcakenipple

Nah, it was probably me being drunk and forgetting about them. But the oven door is a good clean excuse.

PK, generational talent.

I tried telling the @BlueJays today to put up some cool counter on their site that counts down the magic number. Be cool to be vintage #'s counting down. I wanted to say it'd be neat to take advantage of this new technology that has just come into play since the last time we cared about a magic number.
- weirdoh

They don't listen to good ideas. It's like that one time the Leafs were in the playoffs, buddy said turn the CN Tower into a Leafs goal light, now that it has this amazing lighting system. Oh no, we can't do that, it's just too much the perfect, most amazing idea so we're going to not do it.

Buddy of mine had an idea, they should turn the CN Tower into one of those test of strength meters like at the carnival. So you pay 10 bucks to hit something with a hammer and it registers on the tower. That would be amazing.

So basically I'm saying the CN Tower should be sending magic number related signals.

I bought a pack of 4 corn dogs from the corner store the other night. $5. Ugh. Anyway, I put them in the oven, then burnt them.
- weirdoh

I did that with a pizza. I was too drunk and forgot about it. Wasn't fit to eat so I tore off a chunk of homemade bread with my hands and ate that instead. Stupid woman got mad at me the next day for not using a knife to cut it. I was too drunk to be missing with knives, it's called self awareness. Stupid b1tch

Wow. I've been nothing but respectful to you, most of the time. And this is how you treat me?
- weirdoh

you love it

Have you ever had a burnt corn dog?
- weirdoh

No, but it sounds good. I would probably dip it in ranch dressing, mayo and mustard and stuff.

I ate a bunch of hot dogs today. I (frank)ing love hot dogs.

I did that with a pizza. I was too drunk and forgot about it. Wasn't fit to eat so I tore off a chunk of homemade bread with my hands and ate that instead. Stupid woman got mad at me the next day for not using a knife to cut it. I was too drunk to be missing with knives, it's called self awareness. Stupid b1tch
- Sammich

lmao

Nice start by Stroman.

Nice start by Stroman.
- BingoLady

Yep...

Hello everyone.

Hello everyone.
- BetterCallSaul

How ya get'n on b'y?

Hello everyone.
- BetterCallSaul

Saul's here.



I'm out



... Like a boner in trackpants.

Saul's here.



I'm out



... Like a boner in trackpants.
- As_I_See_It

- robin_steele264

honestly... that's the most awesome thing I've seen posted on here in years.

Leafs should make a play for Jimmy Vesey. 32g in 37 games last year.
- GardinerExpress

wait wait...

before we get all excited about this possibility... inquiring minds WANT to know... is he over 6' tall and more than 180?

if he is ... he's too big for the new Leafs.

Saul's here.



I'm out



... Like a boner in trackpants.
- As_I_See_It

I'm pretty much the most likeable person on this board.

Shi Davidi @ShiDavidi
#Yankees lose 5-1 to #Mets, fall 4.5 games back of #BlueJays

I'm pretty much the most likeable person on this board.
- BetterCallSaul

Excuse me.

Excuse me.
- sloppyseconds2

Ya everyone likes sloppyseconds

Ya everyone likes sloppyseconds
- Fruitcakenipple

Oh, wait,,,,what?

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Mitch Marner looks 14 years old.