Little Johnny walks into his dad's bedroom and sees him sliding on a condom. His father tries to hide it by bending over, as if to look under the bed. Little Johnny asks curiously, "What are you doing, Dad?" His father quickly replies, "I thought I saw a mouse go underneath the bed." Little Johnny replies, "What are you gonna do -- screw him?"
- Fruitcakenipple

New Newfie Pickup Line

A Newfie was standing at a bar and a beautiful woman was beside him so he leans over and says, "you remind me of my little toe" She replies "What" You mean I'm small and cute? He says , "No. I'll probably bang you on the coffee table later when I'm drunk"

New Newfie Pickup Line

A Newfie was standing at a bar and a beautiful woman was beside him so he leans over and says, "you remind me of my little toe" She replies "What" You mean I'm small and cute? He says , "No. I'll probably bang you on the coffee table later when I'm drunk"
- Garnie

How you got your wife right?

How you got your wife right?
- Aaron_85

close

You definitely need hockey to start.
- Aaron_85

New Newfie Pickup Line

A Newfie was standing at a bar and a beautiful woman was beside him so he leans over and says, "you remind me of my little toe" She replies "What" You mean I'm small and cute? He says , "No. I'll probably bang you on the coffee table later when I'm drunk"
- Garnie

If they send him back and he has a similar or even slightly better season then that pick will start to look horrible real quick.
- Nucker101

If Virtanen can't beat out Higgins and Kennins for a roster spot then he is not ready. I will pencil him in now.

Nice write up Mike

It sure sucks that the all sports radio stations, in Toronto, have had very little hockey talk, since the Blue Jays took flight. It's going to be a hard pill to swallow, when they end up losing the one game wildcard game, after hyping all of their star players. I don't think the Blue Jays pitching, is up to specs, outside of Price. They haven't shook the Yankees, as of yet, and they'll devastate the Toronto sports scene, like every other team that plays in that city. I'd just like to hear some hockey talk, since it is only a couple of weeks until training camps open.
- PrinceLH

The Jays are simply more interesting right now. They have earned the right to be talked about all day

- Fruitcakenipple

Thank god the Jays are doing well. WTF is the media supposed to talk about with the Leafs? Nothing is happening.

Jays are a legit world series contender. Stroman coming back is huge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-J012AJfFw

Jays youtube stream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-J012AJfFw

Jays youtube stream
- poohcrumbs

FK that chicken shtt.....I prefer the Halibut..

He's just so good at baseball.

Him too.

good start 3-0 in the first and the Yanks down 2- 0 to the Rays

Complex @ComplexMag
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Hazel

Hazel
- Byfuglien Ate Me

- Fruitcakenipple

Come on, after a few brews you would Burke her.

Come on, after a few brews you would Burke her.
- Byfuglien Ate Me

Never said i wouldn't bang her just that she's nothing great..

Estrada having some trouble...

Are we doing the keeper's league this year?

Never said i wouldn't bang her just that she's nothing great..
- Fruitcakenipple

Fair enough.


The SeaKings flying overhead are bothering Estrada.

Are we doing the keeper's league this year?
- TheCalSen

Yes.






Whats a "Keepers league"?

Larry Heather @CalgarySenate
Brian Burke's pride before a fall promotion will undermine the winning masculinity culture essential for Flames championships. #yycpride

Tulo......Boom....

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