Leafs Lunch returns on the 8th
- poohcrumbs

What are they having?...Hotdogs??

Amazing how Burke could draft two good centres, in two years, in Calgary, but couldn't draft one in Toronto. We still wait for our next number one centre, going on 10 years! Marner will be a winger, just like pretty boy!
- PrinceLH

Burke (The Flames President of Hockey Operations) wasn't even with the Flames when they drafted Monahan

It sure sucks that the all sports radio stations, in Toronto, have had very little hockey talk, since the Blue Jays took flight. It's going to be a hard pill to swallow, when they end up losing the one game wildcard game, after hyping all of their star players. I don't think the Blue Jays pitching, is up to specs, outside of Price. They haven't shook the Yankees, as of yet, and they'll devastate the Toronto sports scene, like every other team that plays in that city. I'd just like to hear some hockey talk, since it is only a couple of weeks until training camps open.
- PrinceLH

You need help

You need help
- Canada Cup

(frank), I thought I was jaded.

- Fruitcakenipple

- poohcrumbs

That guy ain't a coupster.

That guy ain't a coupster.
- weirdoh

On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight.. Then, forgetting to turn off the microphone, he says to his co-pilot, "What would relax me right now is a cup of coffee and a blowjob." All the passengers hear it. As a stewardess immediately begins to run toward the cockpit to tell the pilot of his slip-up, one of the passengers stops her and says "Don’t forget the coffee!"

That guy ain't a coupster.
- weirdoh

just a heads up, dont say that to the wrong person, they might take it the wrong way and Colton Orr you!

just a heads up, dont say that to the wrong person, they might take it the wrong way and Colton Orr you!
- poohcrumbs

I better google it. Gimme a minute.


Nope, still no idea. So I'm just gonna run with it

I better google it. Gimme a minute.


Nope, still no idea. So I'm just gonna run with it
- weirdoh

its slang for the low life, hideouts who get protective custody in Jails or Pens, usually they are the purse snatchers and rape hounds, or rats

Thats you ^ kaw kaw kaw kaw

Thats you ^ kaw kaw kaw kaw
- poohcrumbs

I've got quite the list of what I am on here.


deadbeat
cock lover
slut
brilliant conversationalist


What's one more?

An old woman is upset at her husband’s funeral. "You have him in a brown suit and I wanted him in a blue suit" The mortician says "We’ll take care of it, ma’am" and yells back, "Ed, switch the heads on two and four!

its slang for the low life, hideouts who get protective custody in Jails or Pens, usually they are the purse snatchers and rape hounds, or rats



- poohcrumbs

Damn. Good heads up. Me and Fruitcake were on the car route. We were a bit off.

- poohcrumbs

Damn. Good heads up. Me and Fruitcake were on the car route. We were a bit off.
- weirdoh

have a good long weekend mofos, Jays game at 1pm today! Im gonna go slams some river monsters till then

A man is lying on the beach, sun bathing, wearing nothing but a cap over his Richard. An ugly woman is passing and remarks "If you were a gentleman, you would lift your hat for a lady ..." He replies "If you were any sort of lady, the hat would lift itself!"

Amazing how Burke could draft two good centres, in two years, in Calgary, but couldn't draft one in Toronto. We still wait for our next number one centre, going on 10 years! Marner will be a winger, just like pretty boy!
- PrinceLH

Feaster changed Calgary's Amateur scouting when he took over. Oddly enough the one time he listened to the old guard...they drafted Jankowski.

Little Johnny walks into his dad's bedroom and sees him sliding on a condom. His father tries to hide it by bending over, as if to look under the bed. Little Johnny asks curiously, "What are you doing, Dad?" His father quickly replies, "I thought I saw a mouse go underneath the bed." Little Johnny replies, "What are you gonna do -- screw him?"

Little Johnny walks into his dad's bedroom and sees him sliding on a condom. His father tries to hide it by bending over, as if to look under the bed. Little Johnny asks curiously, "What are you doing, Dad?" His father quickly replies, "I thought I saw a mouse go underneath the bed." Little Johnny replies, "What are you gonna do -- screw him?"
- Fruitcakenipple

You definitely need hockey to start.