Would you rather make love to Roseanne or have Claude and Jake lost to career ending injuries in game 1 next season
- PhillySportsGuy

I'd let Roseanne make love to me.


Would you rather poop tennis balls for 7 days or have a spaghetti dinner with Eklund?

what kind of a (frank)ing psycho prefers an asian elephant over the clearly superior african variety?
- Crimsoninja

I took the Camel, you dipwad.

I took the Camel, you dipwad.
- ForeverFlyer16

yeah because he specified the african elephant with the big ol ears


dont be thick in front of me

I'd let Roseanne make love to me.


Would you rather poop tennis balls for 7 days or have a spaghetti dinner with Eklund?
- Streit2ThePoint

If Ek has doesn't have the mask I go with the tennis balls... if he does, the dinner.


Would you rather strap a lightening rod to each of your balls during a Thunderstorm... OR... attend a Lady Gaga Concert with front row seats and then take her out to dinner afterwards?

This is a great success. Thank you everyone.

If Ek has doesn't have the mask I go with the tennis balls... if he does, the dinner.


Would you rather strap a lightening rod to each of your ball during a Thunderstorm... OR... attend a Lady Gaga Concert with front row seats and then take her out to dinner afterwards?
- ForeverFlyer16

Oooo give me the lightning rod.

Would you rather eat a ham sandwich with mustard or a roast beef sandwich with horseradish?

yeah because he specified the african elephant with the big ol ears


dont be thick in front of me
- Crimsoninja

Technicalities... technicalities.

This is a great success. Thank you everyone.
- Streit2ThePoint

Yes, but only after I took your boring selections and taught you how to make them interesting enough to respond to.

Oooo give me the lightning rod.

Would you rather eat a ham sandwich with mustard or a roast beef sandwich with horseradish?
- Streit2ThePoint

gimme that ham and mustard


confession: im really not that into horseradish

Yes, but only after I took your boring selections and taught you how to make them interesting enough to respond to.
- ForeverFlyer16

your questions BLOW

lightening bolts to the balls... cmon

Oooo give me the lightning rod.

Would you rather eat a ham sandwich with mustard or a roast beef sandwich with horseradish?
- Streit2ThePoint

Don't get cocky by going back to the boring type questions you like to pose.




... What type and brand of mustard ... and is the beef Kosher or not?

your questions BLOW

lightening bolts to the balls... cmon
- Crimsoninja

My questions are Top-Rate... I suppose you'd want to do Lady Gaga after the dinner too.

My questions are Top-Rate... I suppose you'd want to do Lady Gaga after the dinner too.
- ForeverFlyer16

I would. I actually think she has legit talent.

Please do not ask questions about the question. Please answer the question to the best of your ability. You may clarify your answer in parenthesis if you please

gimme that ham and mustard


confession: im really not that into horseradish
- Crimsoninja

Thank you. Do you have a question to pose?

I would. I actually think she has legit talent.
- Crimsoninja

And how would you know about her sexual talent, may I ask?

Thank you. Do you have a question to pose?
- Streit2ThePoint

Not at this time.

Not at this time.
- Crimsoninja

Thank you

These (frank)ing new added rules are so stifling... so restrictive... It's like I can't even breath in this Thread.

And how would you know about her sexual talent, may I ask?
- ForeverFlyer16

Would you rather stick a bbq skewer in your Richard hole or wipe your ass with 60 grit sandpaper?

These (frank)ing new added rules are so stifling... so restrictive... It's like I can't even breath in this Thread.
- ForeverFlyer16

These (frank)ing new added rules are so stifling... so restrictive... It's like I can't even breath in this Thread.
- ForeverFlyer16

The rules are negotiable. This is a democracy

Would you rather stick a bbq skewer in your Richard hole or wipe your ass with 60 grit sandpaper?
- Streit2ThePoint

That's much more like it... I knew you'd see it my way once you came to you senses.

Okay... no question on this... Give me the sandpaper.



What would you rather have... a full years vacation in Tahiti with a topless female attendant... OR... one day in your basement with her bottomless?

That's much more like it... I knew you'd see it my way once you came to you senses.

Okay... no question on this... Give me the sandpaper.



What would you rather have... a full years vacation in Tahiti with a topless female attendant... OR... one day in your basement with her bottomless?
- ForeverFlyer16

I'd like Tahiti and the topless attendant would be a bonus.

Would you rather live to 1000 and be a virgin or have a one night orgy with 3 Victoria secret models?

I'd like Tahiti and the topless attendant would be a bonus.

Would you rather live to 1000 and be a virgin or have a one night orgy with 3 Victoria secret models?
- Streit2ThePoint

Come on... make us at least think for a couple seconds LOL... I'll take the models every time.


What would you rather have... Your favorite Team win the Cup and go 40+ years without another one... or... cheer for the Leafs and go 0 for Expansion?