Just like pasta in 2 years.
- dothedougie

Haggerty and KPD are already writing their hatchet job on Pastrnak as we speak.

Just like pasta in 2 years.
- dothedougie

Yup! That kid is (frank)ing toast. Loser, lone wolf, probably banged Horton's wife.

Here's hoping the Bruins finish last AND lose the lottery.
- TokenBlack

Here's hoping your Gonorrhea clears up AND your wife forgives you.

This is fun

Haggerty and KPD are already writing their hatchet job on Pastrnak as we speak.
- eichiefs9

Haggerty and KPD are already writing their hatchet job on Pastrnak as we speak.
- eichiefs9

Yup! That kid is (frank)ing toast. Loser, lone wolf, probably banged Horton's wife.
- One_Eyed_Sweede

The kid smiles too much. Better trade him.

Haggerty and KPD are already writing their hatchet job on Pastrnak as we speak.
- eichiefs9

Heard he was ROR's passenger and that they were on the way Jarrett Stolls place.

The silver lining on the Rinaldo trade is if he doesn't perform, he could remain scratched or sent to Providence. Highly doubt Bruins management is going to pull Julien's leash for a goon. Especially if he takes too much stupid penalties and suspensions and becomes a defensive liability.

Here's hoping your Gonorrhea clears up AND your wife forgives you.

This is fun
- MrBeanTown

That's very nice of you.

The silver lining on the Rinaldo trade is if he doesn't perform, he could remain scratched or sent to Providence. Highly doubt Bruins management is going to pull Julien's leash for a goon. Especially if he takes too much stupid penalties and suspensions and becomes a defensive liability.
- Vayne18X

Rinaldo is a (frank)ing disgrace. I hope he gets hit by a bus on his way into the Garden. This way the Bruins don't have to deal with him at all.

Rinaldo is a (frank)ing disgrace. I hope he gets hit by a bus on his way into the Garden. This way the Bruins don't have to deal with him at all.
- One_Eyed_Sweede

You're a fiery one, I like it

Here's hoping your Gonorrhea clears up AND your wife forgives you.

This is fun
- MrBeanTown

Rinaldo is a (frank)ing disgrace. I hope he gets hit by a bus on his way into the Garden. This way the Bruins don't have to deal with him at all.
- One_Eyed_Sweede

He has to clear waivers in order to get hit by a bus.

He has to clear waivers in order to get hit by a bus.
- eichiefs9

Hopefully he clears the Charles after the bus hits him.

*Applies for MBTA causeway st. bus route*

Hopefully he clears the Charles after the bus hits him.

*Applies for MBTA causeway st. bus route*
- One_Eyed_Sweede

Why a bus? I have a gun

Hopefully he clears the Charles after the bus hits him.

*Applies for MBTA causeway st. bus route*
- One_Eyed_Sweede

There is so much Boston-y stuff in this post I'm not even sure I understand it.

But I do have a mental image of you driving a bus and yelling back to someone "ay, Jacky, I think I just ran ovah that Rahnahldo gaaay"

Why a bus? I have a gun
- dothedougie

Okkkkk this is going too far.

Jimmy Hayes will save you all!

Why a bus? I have a gun
- dothedougie

cause it's dull you twit, it'll hurt more

Okkkkk this is going too far.

Jimmy Hayes will save you all!
- Panthers88

Never

cause it's dull you twit, it'll hurt more
- Charlie.Conway

Maybe. Depends on how many shots you take and where you place them.

Never
- dothedougie

I notice you didn't highlight the second part. Smart man.

Maybe. Depends on how many shots you take and where you place them.
- dothedougie

true story

Why a bus? I have a gun
- dothedougie

There is so much Boston-y stuff in this post I'm not even sure I understand it.

But I do have a mental image of you driving a bus and yelling back to someone "ay, Jacky, I think I just ran ovah that Rahnahldo gaaay"
- eichiefs9

Fahkin losah! Hey Sully let's go get some beeahs kid!

Fahkin losah! Hey Sully let's go get some beeahs kid!
- One_Eyed_Sweede