If you guys could meet one dead sports legend, who would it be?
- weirdoh

John Pohl.

- lumlums

you are aware most of that was real lyrics though, right?

Well, I'm clearly into the rap scene by stealing other's rhymes. But then again you're idea of a rhyme is...(frank) I don't even know. You win.

Check the OR
- weirdoh

Dude.

You could have rhymed "Rhyme" with "time"...

If you guys could meet one dead sports legend, who would it be?
- weirdoh

Luz Long

Only because they took the slot machine out. Now they have the room for tha tables.
- dmnted

Who knows how long til they get them in there?

FOO FIGHTERS IN 10 MINUTES MUTHER(frank)ERS!!!!!!

you are aware most of that was real lyrics though, right?
- Badge

Yes, but until somebody makes a Babcock gif with "house of pain" playing I will not accept it

FOO FIGHTERS IN 10 MINUTES MUTHER(frank)ERS!!!!!!
- Garnie

Enjoy! I saw them in Manchester and they were (frank)ing awesome!!!


Sadly I had to give up tickets to their Wembley stadium show as I broke my leg... somewhat ironic given Dave's current condition

Dude.

You could have rhymed "Rhyme" with "time"...





- lumlums

Truth be told , that was the next word. But I was trying to steal rap lines. I thought of time and some limey nursery rhymes that only a buck toothed (frank) would get.

LOL TEETH

Have you guys seen the interview where Yzerman says he is confident that he can get Stamkos signed for way under what he is worth because Stamkos is a franking idiot and Stamkos' mother is fat and Stamkos' dog is ugly and Yzerman hates Hulk Hogan and the Lightning are going to go with pink uniforms in 2016-17 and Yzerman is barring the players from drinking beer and the players are all going to have to become Scientologists and Stamkos' agent smells like a big bag of poop and he's a big, fat idiot and Yzerman likes Celine Dion?
- Atomic Wedgie

I don't get the sun anymore.

LOL TEETH
- weirdoh

I don't get the sun anymore.
- burn

You once got the Sun...???

First thing kapanen says in an interview is this is the first time I've skated all summer FFS
- HealthyScratch6

The only is for people who actually think this matters.

You once got the Sun...???
- lumlums

just for the pictures

You once got the Sun...???
- lumlums

If you guys could meet one dead sports legend, who would it be?
- weirdoh

I'm thinking maybe Pat Quinn. Just because I could drink beers with him and ask him about Leafs and hockey. I couldn't think of any athlete that I would have profound things to ask so I just figured pick one that seems nice and can talk a bunch of hockey poop and happens to be dead.

I don't get the sun anymore.
- burn

It's handy to have around if you need to start a fire, that's about it.

I'm thinking maybe Pat Quinn. Just because I could drink beers with him and ask him about Leafs and hockey. I couldn't think of any athlete that I would have profound things to ask so I just figured pick one that seems nice and can talk a bunch of hockey poop and happens to be dead.
- Zezel

Um......what about.......*looking at your username*???

If you guys could meet one dead sports legend, who would it be?
- weirdoh

Tim Horton and Id tell him to change the cup sizes back

Um......what about.......*looking at your username*???
- Phenom

Oh yeah, I'd talk to Peter Zezel too, he'd have good stories and he played soccer too, that would be interesting to hear him compare the too.

But I wanna hear Quinn talk about the Leafs and Team Canada, the HHOF, all that poop. I used to love listening to Quinn speak, I could listen to that all day. Basically I'd just get Quinn to talk about how awesome Sundin was the whole time, while I got wasted.

It's handy to have around if you need to start a fire, that's about it.
- Zezel

Not suitable for lining pet cages?

Oh yeah, I'd talk to Peter Zezel too, he'd have good stories and he played soccer too, that would be interesting to hear him compare the too.

But I wanna hear Quinn talk about the Leafs and Team Canada, the HHOF, all that poop. I used to love listening to Quinn speak, I could listen to that all day. Basically I'd just get Quinn to talk about how awesome Sundin was the whole time, while I got wasted.
- Zezel

Pat Burns would have good stories, NHL, Cop, hung with bikers

Oh yeah, I'd talk to Peter Zezel too, he'd have good stories and he played soccer too, that would be interesting to hear him compare the too.

But I wanna hear Quinn talk about the Leafs and Team Canada, the HHOF, all that poop. I used to love listening to Quinn speak, I could listen to that all day. Basically I'd just get Quinn to talk about how awesome Sundin was the whole time, while I got wasted.
- Zezel

Ask him about when he creamed Bobby Orr and how he really felt about it.

Not suitable for lining pet cages?
- burn

Nah, your beloved pet deserves better than that. It would be appropriate for my cat to piss and poop on the sun, if I ran out of litter and used shredded paper out of necessity, but I don't want him having to read that gibberish on the can, it's an insult to his intelligence.