Why is his right leg bigger?
- Nucker101

That's what you got from that picture?

Friend of mine works for the Municipality of Delta, his co-worker got fired because he was caught by his supervisor screwing his girlfriend in one of the city's trucks. Got his job back... again, a good labour lawyer does wonders.

EDIT: I'm not saying I don't think he should be fired or that I condone what he did, I'm only saying that he's likely going to get his job back if he files a wrongful dismissal lawsuit and gets a good labour lawyer.
- DariusKnight

I don't think the guy should lose his job. The guy isn't going to have much luck with the ladies for the next while- known for all the wrong reasons.

Nobody got hurt. The reporter said she is tired of people (ass hats) doing it all the time.

There are bigger fish to fry. Corrupt officials, stuffed shirts and such. If he was a Senator...

Anyway, too many people want to see others fired for feckups. When there are bigger feckups that impact more people don't result in that person being terminated. Tarjay anyone?

Anyway, gotta go write a letter to the local fast food place because that pimply faced dipsh!t fecked up my order again.

Friend of mine works for the Municipality of Delta, his co-worker got fired because he was caught by his supervisor screwing his girlfriend in one of the city's trucks. Got his job back... again, a good labour lawyer does wonders.

EDIT: I'm not saying I don't think he should be fired or that I condone what he did, I'm only saying that he's likely going to get his job back if he files a wrongful dismissal lawsuit and gets a good labour lawyer.
- DariusKnight

Did he pull out the Costanza defence?

That's what you got from that picture?
- bloatedmosquito

Comets are a tight group.

I don't think the guy should lose his job. The guy isn't going to have much luck with the ladies for the next while- known for all the wrong reasons.

Nobody got hurt. The reporter said she is tired of people (ass hats) doing it all the time.

There are bigger fish to fry. Corrupt officials, stuffed shirts and such. If he was a Senator...

Anyway, too many people want to see others fired for feckups. When there are bigger feckups that impact more people don't result in that person being terminated. Tarjay anyone?

Anyway, gotta go write a letter to the local fast food place because that pimply faced dipsh!t fecked up my order again.
- hillbillydeluxe

well said +2

We picked the wrong franchise to Replicate.

People always talked about wanting to imitate the Detroit and Boston model.

Screw those franchises we should have copied Winnipeg and Anaheim.

Comets are a tight group.


- Scooby_Doo

I have to admit, he did a good job with those shrubs.

E L E V E N.
- rugdnit

Enlighten me.....

Comets are a tight group.


- Scooby_Doo

No socks? Wow!

No socks? Wow!
- Nucker101

Noticed that too, must have stinky Grebs.

We picked the wrong franchise to Replicate.

People always talked about wanting to imitate the Detroit and Boston model.

Screw those franchises we should have copied Winnipeg and Anaheim.



- classic321

Or..orrrrr just draft the best talent and make smart management decisions and have other teams trying to copy a "Canucks model"

Enlighten me.....
- vancity787

romantic

That's easily defendable. Could say they are trying to have baby and have to do it when she is ovulating.

I had a buddy that was arrested for transporting dope, got convicted, house arrest, he had to wear an ankle bracelet. His lawyer argued it would be cruel if my buddy couldn’t take his dog out to pee. So the judge allowed leaving home for work and walking dog only.

So my friend just took his dog everywhere he went. Problem solved.

But the guy on TV dropping the profanity bomb doesn’t have a defense unless he’s got Tourettes. “Because everyone else did it” is not a rational defense.
- bloatedmosquito

But she singled him out when others were also doing the same thing. He could say that she picked him out because he happened to be a WASP male and ignored I believe a woman and a couple other males who were saying the same thing. Again, I'm not condoning what he did, nor do I think he shouldn't be fired, I'd fire him too if he worked for me. I just know that a decent labour lawyer (and in fact, I believe that HydroOne is unionized so he'd be grieving it no matter what) would easily be able to get his job back.

Or..orrrrr just draft the best talent and make smart management decisions and have other teams trying to copy a "Canucks model"
- Nucker101

I wish they would. Then there might be a market for some of our players.

- bloatedmosquito

Nigel Tufnel

- bloatedmosquito

You said E L E V E N.

I thought you were reffering to another Mockumentry.

http://www.dazeddigital.c...-worlds-blackest-material

"This organization needs to draft better than other teams in our division"
- Jim Benning


Calgary has 6 picks in first 3 rounds

Vancouver has 1

Easier said than done eh Jimmy

Wow, Just looked through the cast of the movie. The paranoid guy from Better call saul is in it! And looks young as hell.

Wow, Just looked through the cast of the movie. The paranoid guy from Better call saul is in it! And looks young as hell.
- vancity787

Brilliant cast, you really must see this flick before you die (not inferring that it's going to happen anytime soon but you never know lol... kidding! you know we lovesks yasks, ya crazy bastid )

P..s other than Christopher Guest's portrayal of Nigel Tufnel, my favourite character was Derick Smalls (the basist - which is played by the perennial voice-over genius, Harry Shearer - he does a multitude of voices on the Simpsons. Pure genius)

Brilliant cast, you really must see this flick before you die (not inferring that it's going to happen anytime soon but you never know lol... kidding! you know we lovesks yasks, ya crazy bastid )

P..s other than Christopher Guest's portrayal of Nigel Tufnel, my favourite character was Derick Smalls (the basist - which is played by the perennial voice-over genius, Harry Shearer - he does a multitude of voices on the Simpsons. Pure genius)
- Zogg

Chirstopher Guest is one of my favs

This Is Spinal Tap
The Princess Bride
Waiting for Guffman
Best in Show
A Mighty Wind

All excellent movies.

Chirstopher Guest is one of my favs

This Is Spinal Tap (outstanding)
The Princess Bride (classic)
Waiting for Guffman (lowkey brilliant humour)
Best in Show (brilliant)
A Mighty Wind (incredible that a movie about folk music can be so funny)

All excellent movies.
- bloatedmosquito

This Is Spinal Tap (outstanding)
The Princess Bride (classic)
Waiting for Guffman (lowkey brilliant humour)
Best in Show (brilliant -did you know it was filmed in Vancouver?)
A Mighty Wind (incredible that a movie about folk music can be so funny)

This Is Spinal Tap (outstanding)
The Princess Bride (classic)
Waiting for Guffman (lowkey brilliant humour)
Best in Show (brilliant)
A Mighty Wind (incredible that a movie about folk music can be so funny)
- Zogg

I think we have similar taste in movies.

Best in Show was filmed here in vancouver. Great scene with Eugene Levy driving through Surrey and saying "what a poop hole".

I think we have similar taste in movies.

Best in Show was filmed here in vancouver. Great scene with Eugene Levy driving through Surrey and saying "what a poop hole".
- bloatedmosquito

Absolutely - great minds think alike? or is it fools seldom differ? lol.. let's go with the first one

Yah, that scene was classic

Man, those were some great flicks - such a brilliant, creative cast (did you know a lot of the scenes were improvised? that is, in Spinal Tap and Best in Show, and I'm sure also in Guffman and Mighty Wind). A lot of comedic talent involved.

I think Spinal Tap still stands out as one of the funniest movies ever made (I suppose I"m a little biased as I used to play in a band and therefore got a lot of the 'in' jokes but nonetheless you don't have to have a musical background to truly enjoy this masterpiece overall

Brilliant cast, you really must see this flick before you die (not inferring that it's going to happen anytime soon but you never know lol... kidding! you know we lovesks yasks, ya crazy bastid )

P..s other than Christopher Guest's portrayal of Nigel Tufnel, my favourite character was Derick Smalls (the basist - which is played by the perennial voice-over genius, Harry Shearer - he does a multitude of voices on the Simpsons. Pure genius)
- Zogg

I love Harry Shearer. Guy Is so Awesome. Him and Dan Castalenetta are Brilliant.