Do they give him his child back now or do they wait until the offseason when he can be traded?
- Dangles13

half now, half later

So you had a date with a comedian?
- batjester

That..... was so.... (frank)ing lame.....

It was probably smuggles.
- ruttager17

Maybe she gave me the aids.

That..... was so.... (frank)ing lame.....
- HAs_Revenge

Did you get any guns yet???

reports say duncan keith and his wife have reported their daughter missing. investigators have no leads.....
in other news, duncan keith has just inexplicably demanded a trade to edmonton
- Ihateallofu

Maybe she gave me the aids.
- HAs_Revenge

Well with you there are a lot of people you should be looking at as to the source. You do (frank) some dirty broads in a dirty city in an even dirtier province

That..... was so.... (frank)ing lame.....
- HAs_Revenge

Bullpoop, you laughed.

The Oilers should start kiddnapping the children of good players and force them to sign or ask for a trade to Edmonton.
- Dangles13

Or they could prove to the league they aren't a joke anymore and clean house in upper management and start (frank)ing WINNING for a change...

Or they could prove to the league they aren't a joke anymore and clean house in upper management and start (frank)ing WINNING for a change...
- NEEDSMORHORCOFF

Step 1) Fire Management
Step 2) ???????????????
Step 3) Win????????????

Or they could prove to the league they aren't a joke anymore and clean house in upper management and start (frank)ing WINNING for a change...
- NEEDSMORHORCOFF

They will start winning simply by firing K-Lowe?
(frank)ing genius. You should have a job in NHL management. I mean you have the internet and hindsight. Pretty much all you need.

roy benched mackinnon on saturday and relegated to him mostly 3rd and 4th line duties. just over 12 mins of ice time.
a first overall stud like him??
unheard of.

theyre going a long way to destroying that relationship by doing this.....
- Ihateallofu

Difference is Roy did it over a year and a half into his tenure, not a week and a half.

But you guys just did a pretty decent job with the circle jerk passive aggressive smack talking

It's totally the same situation.

Difference is Roy did it over a year and a half into his tenure, not a week and a half.

But you guys just did a pretty decent job with the circle jerk passive aggressive smack talking

It's totally the same situation.
- SpoiledByOil

Yeah I was looking at the game logs for Yakupov and the lowest amount he's ever played in the first 20 games of a season was 9:05 and that was when Krueger was in charge.

Or they could prove to the league they aren't a joke anymore and clean house in upper management and start (frank)ing WINNING for a change...
- NEEDSMORHORCOFF

sure, fire lowe.

as management has already stated that hes not in charge of hockey decisions, the oilers would still need to wait on their picks, hope to sign and overpay for secondary players and hope to steal a trade from a cash strapped team every now and again.
trades for players with any type of ntc's are also not an option


essentially nothing happens. but hey, theyll be some happy fans out there!!

Difference is Roy did it over a year and a half into his tenure, not a week and a half.

But you guys just did a pretty decent job with the circle jerk passive aggressive smack talking

It's totally the same situation.
- SpoiledByOil

its certainly not exactly the same.

but also certainly worth mentioning


i thought it was awesome too

Or they could prove to the league they aren't a joke anymore and clean house in upper management and start (frank)ing WINNING for a change...
- NEEDSMORHORCOFF

I don't understand what new management can do? Magically trade sh!t for gold?

I don't understand what new management can do? Magically trade sh!t for gold?
- OilerFan16

just win damnnit!!!
just win

i dont have time for your semantics and reasoning.

fire everyone and then we'll start winning

just win damnnit!!!
just win

i dont have time for your semantics and reasoning.

fire everyone and then we'll start winning


- Ihateallofu

Even if Katz entertained that idea lets look at what happens. They clean house which signals yet another step backwards and possibly another rebuild. New management is going to want new everything: scouts, coaches, player development personnel. Total regime change is going to scare away any potential veteran free agents who aren't red flagged or over the hill.

Might as well trade Hall/Nuge/Eberle because nobody is going to want to play in Edmonton while new management comes in and sets up their new chain of command.

just win damnnit!!!
just win

i dont have time for your semantics and reasoning.

fire everyone and then we'll start winning


- Ihateallofu

It's crazy how dumb some people are. Fire MacT! We need a GM to magically trade our poop for the best players! While we at it why doesn't MacT sign the best FA each summer? It's so simple

Looks like I missed out on dealing with needsmorehorsecock. Darn. What a derptard.

It's crazy how dumb some people are. Fire MacT! We need a GM to magically trade our poop for the best players! While we at it why doesn't MacT sign the best FA each summer? It's so simple
- OilerFan16

The other derptard is still here I see right above you...

Saddens me that we have oil fans that are as bad or worse than the worst leaf and nuck fans.

Did you get any guns yet???
- Iloveeveryone

No.... not yet.... maybe tomorrow....

Looks like I missed out on dealing with needsmorehorsecock. Darn. What a derptard.
- ghostofRC

Anybody going to watch Petry get lit up for a few goals tonight?

Anybody going to watch Petry get lit up for a few goals tonight?
- Dangles13

Yeah I'm at work so I'll have the game on if it's televised out west.

Yeah I'm at work so I'll have the game on if it's televised out west.
- ruttager17

Should be, it's the only one on. Well, after the Chicago game is over anyways.