Michel: "Manny, I'd like if you could give a few tips to Jacob on faceoffs"

Manny: "What? Where is he?"

Michel: "...turn your damn head Manny"

I know what you drink. Grape juice. Surprise, mother(frank)ers you didn't know I knew about grape juice, did you? Don't play dumb with me. A lot of black people didn't have the privilege of knowing about grape juice. Because they have grape drink, it's not the same formula that you get. Ain't no vitamins in that poop. You might have one of your black friends over. Todd, Todd, would you care for a glass of grape juice? "What? Nigga, what the (frank) is juice? I want some grape drink, baby. It's purple." I don't think I know what a grape drink is. "What?" I have some apple juice, if you want. "What the (frank) is juice? I want some apple drink. Its green." Remember that commercial for Sunny Delight... when all the kids run in from outside playing... and they all run to the fridge? "All right, I got some purple stuff, some Sunny D." As soon as they say Sunny D all the kids go, Yeah! Watch the black kid in the back. If you see that commercial, look at that black kid. He'd be like, "I want that purple stuff." Thats drink, nigga, that is drink. They want drink. They don't want all them vitamins, man. They want drink. Sugar, water, purple. That's the ingredients: Sugar, water and of course... purple.
- DoubleDown

I know what you drink. Grape juice. Surprise, mother(frank)ers you didn't know I knew about grape juice, did you? Don't play dumb with me. A lot of black people didn't have the privilege of knowing about grape juice. Because they have grape drink, it's not the same formula that you get. Ain't no vitamins in that poop. You might have one of your black friends over. Todd, Todd, would you care for a glass of grape juice? "What? Nigga, what the (frank) is juice? I want some grape drink, baby. It's purple." I don't think I know what a grape drink is. "What?" I have some apple juice, if you want. "What the (frank) is juice? I want some apple drink. Its green." Remember that commercial for Sunny Delight... when all the kids run in from outside playing... and they all run to the fridge? "All right, I got some purple stuff, some Sunny D." As soon as they say Sunny D all the kids go, Yeah! Watch the black kid in the back. If you see that commercial, look at that black kid. He'd be like, "I want that purple stuff." Thats drink, nigga, that is drink. They want drink. They don't want all them vitamins, man. They want drink. Sugar, water, purple. That's the ingredients: Sugar, water and of course... purple.
- DoubleDown

That's the one.

Apple, it's green

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Les Canadiens auraient offert l'ailier Michael McCarron aux Coyotes pour le défenseur Zbynek Michalek, selon le Edmonton Journal. #Habs

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Les Canadiens auraient offert l'ailier Michael McCarron aux Coyotes pour le défenseur Zbynek Michalek, selon le Edmonton Journal. #Habs
- _nay_

Doesn't make any sense

Doesn't make any sense
- stinger67

Unless they think he won't ever be more than a 4th liner

Doesn't make any sense
- stinger67

Right? It's all in some sort of nonsense language.

Doesn't make any sense
- stinger67

that can't be true

Unless they think he won't ever be more than a 4th liner
- Fredobface

For Michalek? At this point I'd rather keep McCarron and go with Tinordi or Pateryn

Right? It's all in some sort of nonsense language.
- BINGO!

For Michalek? At this point I'd rather keep McCarron and go with Tinordi or Pateryn
- stinger67

Agreed

Remember when the Kostitsyn brothers were going to eclipse the Sedins?

Remember when the Kostitsyn brothers were going to eclipse the Sedins?
- twiztedmike

no

Remember when the Kostitsyn brothers were going to eclipse the Sedins?
- twiztedmike

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

no
- Pie

Oh ok just my imagination then

Cocaine is a hell of a drug
- Fredobface

Oh thats what it is I thought it was my imagination

Remember when the Kostitsyn brothers were going to eclipse the Sedins?
- twiztedmike

nope

Michel: "Manny, I'd like if you could give a few tips to Jacob on faceoffs"

Manny: "What? Where is he?"

Michel: "...turn your damn head Manny"
- stinger67

lol...cause he's blind.

I always appreciate a good handicap joke.

Remember when the Kostitsyn brothers were going to eclipse the Sedins?
- twiztedmike

well...Andrei was kind of out of shape...so, pretty sure if he stood in front of the sun, he could overshadow the Sedins

Oh thats what it is I thought it was my imagination
- twiztedmike

Not every brother combination can win as many Stanley cups as the Sedins

Right? It's all in some sort of nonsense language.
- BINGO!

Why they hang on to that is beyond me.

You're in Canada for (frank)s sakes.

Not every brother combination can win as many Stanley cups as the Sedins
- Fredobface

Besides its not fair to compare brothers to sisters

Great blog Eric!!
Do you think habs should stick with the defense they have or grab another if the opportunity arises?

Why they hang on to that is beyond me.

You're in Canada for (frank)s sakes.
- yemrots

It's because they think they're "special" and a "nation" I suppose.

A nation of (frank)ing weirdohs, more like.

Doesn't make any sense
- stinger67

Its French.