Okay, I can translate this one:

"I'll cut a deal with you guys.

I will translate all these posts for you, if you don't tell me to (frank) off for a month."
- Oilers4Life14

No deal......(frank) off

Mornin (frank)erz. What did I miss on here?
- Jeropotato

JB not being able to handle drinking a mickey and doing his best ha impression.

Lies! 750 ML of fireball.... So half of that
- Oilers4Life14

Half a 26? Watch out boys we got ourselves a real bad ass here.

JB not being able to handle drinking a mickey and doing his best ha impression.
- LoveGun

So JB is basically trying to be HA to earn our respect?

So JB is basically trying to be HA to earn our respect?
- Jeropotato

Sounds about right.... he also said he loves you and implied he wants to sleep with ruttager.

Half a 26? Watch out boys we got ourselves a real bad ass here.
- Dangles13

Sounds about right.... he also said he loves you and implied he wants to sleep with ruttager.
- LoveGun

I think he actually meant he wanted to sleep with anybody but Ruttager was his first pick.

I think he actually meant he wanted to sleep with anybody but Ruttager was his first pick.
- Dangles13

Sooooooo..... Ya. .... there's that.... really earning that name there jailbait.

Sooooooo..... Ya. .... there's that.... really earning that name there jailbait.
- LoveGun

I think I might pick up a 26 of fireball to watch the Oiler game tonight but I don't want to black out before it's over.

I think I might pick up a 26 of fireball to watch the Oiler game tonight but I don't want to black out before it's over.
- Dangles13

Pfff. Don't be a wussy..... do it.... and you better finish the bottle.

I'm going with a 26 of good old wisers....

Pfff. Don't be a wussy..... do it.... and you better finish the bottle.

I'm going with a 26 of good old wisers....
- LoveGun

I'm thinking I might have some beers, beers just go hand in hand with hockey.

Another year without the playoffs. Fuk I miss watching and truly caring about the playoffs.

Got as invested in a series as I can remember last year during the habs - bruins. Helluva series/rivalry and I loathe the habs.

But it's still nowhere near the same.

Fuk. We need serious moves asap.

Trade the pick- get a top pairing dman.
Acquire a true starting goalie.
Shore up middle 6 center.
add some more functional size to our top 6- (Kassian etc )
resign klinkhammer.
Resign Roy.
Resign petry 5-5.5$ for 3-5 years.
Resign Schultz 3$ for 1.
Dump nikitin

Half a 26? Watch out boys we got ourselves a real bad ass here.
- Dangles13

Suck my Richard.

Sounds about right.... he also said he loves you and implied he wants to sleep with ruttager.
- LoveGun

He didn't imply it he outright said it...

Another year without the playoffs. Fuk I miss watching and truly caring about the playoffs.

Got as invested in a series as I can remember last year during the habs - bruins. Helluva series/rivalry and I loathe the habs.

But it's still nowhere near the same.

Fuk. We need serious moves asap.

Trade the pick- get a top pairing dman.
Acquire a true starting goalie.
Shore up middle 6 center.
add some more functional size to our top 6- (Kassian etc )
resign klinkhammer.
Resign Roy.
Resign petry 5-5.5$ for 3-5 years.
Resign Schultz 3$ for 1.
Dump nikitin
- Ihateallofu

agreed
agreed
Roy will have that job
agreed
agreed, see above
not gonna happen.
not getting a paycut
wont happen.

So JB is basically trying to be HA to earn our respect?
- Jeropotato

Looool

He didn't imply it he outright said it...
- ghostofRC

What a Tard.

Sounds about right.... he also said he loves you and implied he wants to sleep with ruttager.
- LoveGun

Another year without the playoffs. Fuk I miss watching and truly caring about the playoffs.

Got as invested in a series as I can remember last year during the habs - bruins. Helluva series/rivalry and I loathe the habs.

But it's still nowhere near the same.

Fuk. We need serious moves asap.

Trade the pick- get a top pairing dman.
Acquire a true starting goalie.
Shore up middle 6 center.
add some more functional size to our top 6- (Kassian etc )
resign klinkhammer.
Resign Roy.
Resign petry 5-5.5$ for 3-5 years.
Resign Schultz 3$ for 1.
Dump nikitin
- Ihateallofu

-wait until after lotto when we know what we are trading
-yes but prolly not til summer
-signing Roy to another year would help that. See what else may be available in summer
-yup
-yup but don't go above 2 mill
-I want Petry resigned but if he gets more than what Brodie got that's not good IMO.
-I'd do that
-can't happen soon enough. Loan him to the khl. Whatever.

I'm thinking I might have some beers, beers just go hand in hand with hockey.
- Dangles13

This is true.... I love beer but it just takes way to many to do the trick now a days.

What a Tard.
- Jeropotato

Hey, be happy someone wants to sleep with your 38 year old ass

Hey, be happy someone wants to sleep with your 38 year old ass
- Oilers4Life14

Ya I'm sure he's over the moon it's an underage teen boy that refereed to him self as Justin beiber.....

Ya I'm sure he's over the moon it's an underage teen boy that refereed to him self as Justin beiber.....
- LoveGun

JB, Justin beiber?

Whattt

Hey, be happy someone wants to sleep with your 38 year old ass
- Oilers4Life14

You and me wrestling

JB, Justin beiber?

Whattt
- Oilers4Life14

Justin is = as stupid and annoying as you.... but he's also a multi million are that can (frank) pretty much any girl anywhere any way he likes.... you can't get you Richard sucked buy a fugly fatty that even said she wanted too....